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... my nipples are too.
Stick your cock in my throat,
And make me turn blue.
It's not great, I know 
Help a girl out here and give me your best valentines rhymes that will guarantee sexy stuff on 14th February  
Cherry x  |
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By *bi HaiveMan 43 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Pornhub is down
So I suppose your profile pics will do |
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When we were younger....
I love you, I love you, I love you almighty
I wish your pyjamas were next to my nighty
Don't be mistaken, don't be mislead
I mean on the washing line and not on my bed |
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"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Pornhub is down
So I suppose your profile pics will do"
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"When we were younger....
I love you, I love you, I love you almighty
I wish your pyjamas were next to my nighty
Don't be mistaken, don't be mislead
I mean on the washing line and not on my bed"
Love it! |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I watched all of Xhamster
I still prefer you |
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"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I watched all of Xhamster
I still prefer you"
Who says romance is dead? 
Cherry x |
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Roses are red
My collar is black
Please tie me up
And tease till I crack
This one is obvs personal to me
J |
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By *lan157Man 43 weeks ago
a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex |
Having a lovely wish. Time you were here. |
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"Roses are red
My collar is black
Please tie me up
And tease my crack
This one is obvs personal to me
J"
FTFY
Cherry x |
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"Roses are red
My collar is black
Please tie me up
And tease my crack
This one is obvs personal to me
J
FTFY
Cherry x "
Both work!  |
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Roses aren’t always red
And violets aren’t blue
And with my attitude
I’ll never get a screw |
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Roses are red
Bottoms are too
Bend over for me
I want to bum you
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I think of your sister
While I’m balls deep in you. |
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Roses are red,
My strap-on is blue.
Show me your butthole
And I'll tickle your poo..
Sorry. So sorry. That's just wrong. 
Cherry x |
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"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I think of your sister
While I’m balls deep in you. "
Fuck me! That made me chuckle!
Cherry x |
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There was a young lady called Cherry
Who loved danger fucks on a ferry
She fell over the side
And washed up with the tide
And now she’s all dead and smelly |
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"There was a young lady called Cherry
Who loved danger fucks on a ferry
She fell over the side
And washed up with the tide
And now she’s all dead and smelly"
Hahahaha!
Cherry x |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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Roses are red
I suck at rhyming
Wanna sit on my face?
Or is that bad timing?
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Roses are red
Pixies are blue
I'm so much taller than you
Get on the bed
Give me head
I'm ready for sex with naughty you
Ride my cock
To bamberry cross
I'd much rather that than a toss
It was great sex I'm fond of you
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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Roses are red
The Manchester sky is grey
I’m feeling horny
Do you fancy a 3/way |
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Roses are red
Violets need plucking
Come over here
So I can give you a fucking |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got chlamydia
And now so do you
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Roses are red
Rectums are blue
If you back onto me
I’ll goo on your poo |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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Roses are red
And expensive to send
If you don’t FAF,
How about your friend? |
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I love the way you smile
I adore the way you tease
When my hot love doth fill you
You make cottage cheese
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Roses can be yellow,
Violets are rubbish.
I love your willy,
But your feet are too smelly 
I'm also a crap poet |
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Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter your wife's a dirty bitch and loves it up the shitter |
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Roses are red.
Poems are dumb.
Just bend me over
And fuck my cute bum |
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These are brilliant!
They should be in a book and sold in The Works for 99p!
Cherry x |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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Roses are red
In another quick rhyme
Climb in my bed
For a great fucking time |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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Big, Bad Wolf
What gorgeous ears you have, the better to hear me moan.
What gorgeous eyes you have, the better to see me naked.
What a gorgeous mouth you have, the better to taste me with. |
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By *ddie1966Man 43 weeks ago
Paper Town Central, Essex. |
.... Violets are bluish,
If it wasn't for Christmas,
We'd all be Jewish.
I know. I'm gonna get hammered for that one.. |
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Roses are Red
Violets are blue
My name's not Dave
Microwave |
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So a meet was arranged
With Block and Delete
Block loved a cock
Delete (strangely) feet
The hour arrived
My willy twitched, happy
But they never turned up!
So violets are crappy. |
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Drop your draws
And ten bobs yours |
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Suck my dick
It's a liquorice stick
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Suck on my finger,
I'll suck on your dick.
But push it to far
And you'll be covered in sick
Cherry x |
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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Open your ass cheeks. So I can rim you. |
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
We're going for clubbing
And you're welcomed too.
Open to any suggestions we are
But we're not willing to travel too far..
It looks like tonight we're having some luck
My neck my back my pussy and my crack
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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Roses are red
I want a hot chic,
To keep it simple
And suck on my dick |
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I'm coming in hard
I'm coming in fast
I'll need a blue pill
Cos my cock's at half mast
Cherry x |
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"Roses are red.
Poems are dumb.
Just bend me over
And fuck my cute bum "
Well ok then |
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Suck my cock...it's Blackpool rock |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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My penis is red
And we all know how.
It’s that time of the month
& We fucked anyhow…  |
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Roses are red,
I think you’re crackers
Bend over the desk
And I’ll empty my knackers |
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"... my nipples are too.
Stick your cock in my throat,
And make me turn blue.
It's not great, I know
Help a girl out here and give me your best valentines rhymes that will guarantee sexy stuff on 14th February
Cherry x "
Roses are red, Violets are blue, tonight I masturbate, To pictures of you.
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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Roses are red
And so is deadpool’s suit
With my cock down your throat
You would look really cute |
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"My penis is red
And we all know how.
It’s that time of the month
& We fucked anyhow… "
She'll look like the Joker
When she cleans up her muck
From your sticky red dick
With her mouth, dirty slut...
Cherry x |
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By *archelCouple 43 weeks ago
A field somewhere |
"... my nipples are too.
Stick your cock in my throat,
And make me turn blue.
It's not great, I know
Help a girl out here and give me your best valentines rhymes that will guarantee sexy stuff on 14th February
Cherry x "
That's a winner tbf
Mrs |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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"My penis is red
And we all know how.
It’s that time of the month
& We fucked anyhow…
She'll look like the Joker
When she cleans up her muck
From your sticky red dick
With her mouth, dirty slut...
Cherry x "
At the age they are,
you think they would learn
Just to wait a few days
But they watched Saltburn |
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My nipple is red
My arse is blue
What the fuck happened
To cause that the noo
I stuck it in and fucked a while
And when it came out it had a dark hew
Thats what happens with a rear view
But he's certainly woop woop woo |
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Roses are red
Ice is cold
Get in your knees
And do as your told |
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"Roses are red
Ice is cold
Get in your knees
And do as your told "
Roses are red violets are blue and so is your bottom from Whipping you |
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Roses are red
Chocolate is yum
Call up your mate
I fancy a threesome |
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"Roses are red
And so is deadpool’s suit
With my cock down your throat
You would look really cute "
Oh I like that one |
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Roses are red
Viagra is blue
It's gonna be a long night
Because i've just taken two |
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Saint Valentine please, give me a clue?
What do they want? What should men do?
I arrived with one rose; red, pink and blue,
Fragrant, enormous - she was over the moon!
.....
We kissed and we touched, so eager for sex,
Our passion boiled over, soon naked, then next -
She gasped "Put it in! Make me EXPLODE!
Stud Muffin Nicky, I need that full load!"
.....
But how could I know? Poor innocent me!
That she meant my cock, not the thorny green leaves.
I sit by her now, in her hospital bed.
Her cunt lies in tatters, her rosebud is shred.....
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"Saint Valentine please, give me a clue?
What do they want? What should men do?
I arrived with one rose; red, pink and blue,
Fragrant, enormous - she was over the moon!
.....
We kissed and we touched, so eager for sex,
Our passion boiled over, soon naked, then next -
She gasped "Put it in! Make me EXPLODE!
Stud Muffin Nicky, I need that full load!"
.....
But how could I know? Poor innocent me!
That she meant my cock, not the thorny green leaves.
I sit by her now, in her hospital bed.
Her cunt lies in tatters, her rosebud is shred.....
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Think I killed the thread..so going basic now :
Roses are red
And your pussy's pink
So two up yer fanny
And one in the stink x |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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"Roses are red
And so is deadpool’s suit
With my cock down your throat
You would look really cute
Oh I like that one "
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Is their a prize for winning this thread |
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By *lder.Woman 43 weeks ago
Not Local |
"... my nipples are too.
Stick your cock in my throat,
And make me turn blue.
It's not great, I know
Help a girl out here and give me your best valentines rhymes that will guarantee sexy stuff on 14th February
Cherry x "
I like it |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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Roses Are Red
Your Knickers Are Twisted
Just Take Them Off
And Prepare To Be Fisted |
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"Is their a prize for winning this thread "
I think Prey has maybe offered her bum without realising it . |
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"Roses aren’t always red
And violets aren’t blue
And with my attitude
I’ll never get a screw "
Oh my lady thou doth jest
I d say your one of the best
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"Roses Are Red
Your Knickers Are Twisted
Just Take Them Off
And Prepare To Be Fisted"
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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"Is their a prize for winning this thread "
If I thought they were, I would’ve tried harder. |
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"Is their a prize for winning this thread
I think Prey has maybe offered her bum without realising it ."
its ok i like the rear guard |
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"Saint Valentine please, give me a clue?
What do they want? What should men do?
I arrived with one rose; red, pink and blue,
Fragrant, enormous - she was over the moon!
.....
We kissed and we touched, so eager for sex,
Our passion boiled over, soon naked, then next -
She gasped "Put it in! Make me EXPLODE!
Stud Muffin Nicky, I need that full load!"
.....
But how could I know? Poor innocent me!
That she meant my cock, not the thorny green leaves.
I sit by her now, in her hospital bed.
Her cunt lies in tatters, her rosebud is shred.....
Think I killed the thread..so going basic now :
Roses are red
And your pussy's pink
So two up yer fanny
And one in the stink x"
That's better, I can't justify buying an extra large card for the first one
Cherry x |
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"Is their a prize for winning this thread
If I thought they were, I would’ve tried harder. "
cmon you know i won |
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"Saint Valentine please, give me a clue?
What do they want? What should men do?
I arrived with one rose; red, pink and blue,
Fragrant, enormous - she was over the moon!
.....
We kissed and we touched, so eager for sex,
Our passion boiled over, soon naked, then next -
She gasped "Put it in! Make me EXPLODE!
Stud Muffin Nicky, I need that full load!"
.....
But how could I know? Poor innocent me!
That she meant my cock, not the thorny green leaves.
I sit by her now, in her hospital bed.
Her cunt lies in tatters, her rosebud is shred.....
Think I killed the thread..so going basic now :
Roses are red
And your pussy's pink
So two up yer fanny
And one in the stink x
That's better, I can't justify buying an extra large card for the first one
Cherry x"
Lol. Thanks. I really thought "Stud Muffin Nicky" would have them pissing themselves laughing....but I misread the room x |
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Roses are red. Violets are blue.
Fuck my pussy hard
And I’l squirt just for you
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Some roses are red
Daffodils, not
Open your fart-pipe
Here comes my cock-snot. |
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Roses are red
Begonias blue
I give my erection to you
And when i cum
Up your bum
As i intend to
I hope you enjoyed me
As i enjoyed you |
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By *r_PinkMan 42 weeks ago
london stratford |
"Roses aren’t always red
And violets aren’t blue
And with my attitude
I’ll never get a screw "
after meeting you at a social
I know this aint true |
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Violets are blue
Roses are red
Let's skip the coffee
And go straight to bed |
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Assume the position
I want to peg you |
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"Roses aren’t always red
And violets aren’t blue
And with my attitude
I’ll never get a screw
after meeting you at a social
I know this aint true"
I’d like to clarify there was no screwing |
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Misty and Pinky
Never did screw. |
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"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Misty and Pinky
Never did screw."
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Roses are red
I killed the thread. |
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m rubbish at poems
nice tits |
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By *ndycoinsMan 42 weeks ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
But don't stand in front of Oscar Pistorious. |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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"Roses are red,
My strap-on is blue.
Show me your butthole
And I'll tickle your poo..
Sorry. So sorry. That's just wrong.
Cherry x "
Too far cherry, too far |
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"Roses are red
I killed the thread."
oh no you didn't |
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Roses are red
Violets are green
Naked on the beach you've been seen
With a hardon no less
I digress
Lets have fun
I want it up the bum
Sorry no i dont
I've got the runs  |
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"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Assume the position
I want to peg you"
Roses are red
So's Mimi_Rouge
She's out to peg you
So who's to refuse?
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Roses are red
But who gives a toss?
If they give you chlamydia
There's always UNLOS.
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"Roses are red
But who gives a toss?
If they give you chlamydia
There's always UNLOS.
"
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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Oh the eros of love is soon upon me
Donning and doffing ppe
Health and safety
Always matey
Eros and valentine where for art thou can be.
I wondered lonely as a cloud
Bumped into cumulus farting out loud
Oh what a sweet smell of love dust
I am so proud. |
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Such a shame you're a minger
And your breath smells of poo.
Somebody.
PLEASE!
Stop me....
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Rose's knickers are red
Violet's are too
Mary is just hairy
What about you? |
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"Rose's knickers are red
Violet's are too
Mary is just hairy
What about you?"
Polly's chromatic
Nicky is sweary
Mary's just hairy
And cunty fuck shitty bollocks titty arsebiscuits turdy cunt dollops.
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Roses are red,
You're as mad as a hatter,
I’ll Splatter your face,
With my baby batter. |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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Roses are dead
Violets are rotten
I'm freaking crazy
Or have you forgotten
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"Roses are dead
Violets are rotten
I'm freaking crazy
Or have you forgotten
"
She's freaking crazy
Her rosebud gets thrashed
But Midnight shines on
When others have crashed |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 42 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
My love is like a gentle cloud,
That groweth by the hour.
I lay me down upon silk sheets,
Within a rose-strewn bower.
My love approaches through the trees,
With me the hours to pass.
He gently helps me to my knees,
And pounds me in the arse!
(... and they say romance is dead!) |
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"My love is like a gentle cloud,
That groweth by the hour.
I lay me down upon silk sheets,
Within a rose-strewn bower.
My love approaches through the trees,
With me the hours to pass.
He gently helps me to my knees,
And pounds me in the arse!
(... and they say romance is dead!)"
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Roses are red
Porn is blue
I need to cum all over you. |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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Roses are red.
I’ve got a hard dick
All I need now
Is a hot sexy chic!
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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Roses are red, and so is wine, we fell out today so I'll just pull on mine... |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I think they are gorgeous
#TheyKnowWho |
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"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Assume the position
I want to peg you
Roses are red
So's Mimi_Rouge
She's out to peg you
So who's to refuse?
"
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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You Asked fof a threesome
Now we're going steady
Just one more Viagra
And Grandad will be ready |
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Roses are red,
Roses are thorny,
You and your cock,
Make me real horny. |
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"You Asked fof a threesome
Now we're going steady
Just one more Viagra
And Grandad will be ready "
I applaud that. It's the only thing that stopped me in my tracks all day.
Respect . |
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By *mf123Man 42 weeks ago
with one foot out the door |
Roses are red white and rainbow would you put the tip in or just chase a blow
If the answer is no to eather of these
Your balls must be swolen like they been stung by bees |
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Roses are red (they're also white, yellow, sometimes verigated and even black)
Violets are blue (they're not, they're violet)
I'm a little pedantic
You wouldn't want to marry me |
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"Roses are red white and rainbow would you put the tip in or just chase a blow
If the answer is no to eather of these
Your balls must be swolen like they been stung by bees"
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By *orny PTMan 42 weeks ago
Peterborough |
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I fancy a shag
Do you want one too? |
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"Roses are red (they're also white, yellow, sometimes verigated and even black)
Violets are blue (they're not, they're violet)
I'm a little pedantic
You wouldn't want to marry me"
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, and feel the power. |
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Roses are red
Honey is sticky
Come to my house
I fancy a quick
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"Roses are red
Honey is sticky
Come to my house
I fancy a quicky
"
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Roses are roses
And amorphophallus titanum is amorphophallus titanum
Making this rhyme
Is hard. Up yer bum! |
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"Roses are red
Honey is sticky
Come to my house
I fancy a quicky
"
brilliant xx |
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By *orny PTMan 42 weeks ago
Peterborough |
Roses are red
Bananas are yellow
Lift up your skirt and
Watch me say "Hellllll-llllo"" |
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"Roses are red
Bananas are yellow
Lift up your skirt and
Watch me say "Hellllll-llllo"""
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By *orny PTMan 42 weeks ago
Peterborough |
Roses are red
My thoughts are too
How long will it be
When I'm in bed with you? |
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By *orny PTMan 42 weeks ago
Peterborough |
"and one from Our Graham, who's a Massive Bonnie Tyler fan!"
Roses are not red
Celebrations are not blue
If you're looking for Heroes
Then I'm the one for you |
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""and one from Our Graham, who's a Massive Bonnie Tyler fan!"
Roses are not red
Celebrations are not blue
If you're looking for Heroes
Then I'm the one for you"
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By *orny PTMan 42 weeks ago
Peterborough |
Roses are red
My pecker is pink
At least it was before
It went in the stink |
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"Roses are red
My pecker is pink
At least it was before
It went in the stink"
Ewwww |
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By *orny PTMan 42 weeks ago
Peterborough |
"
Screw the roses,
Give me beer."
Brewed by Whitbread
Served on tap here
(bottoms up!) |
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Some people have love on their mind,
Others are not the romantic kind,
Some people send flowers, give gifts and shed a few tears,
Others are happy with a few cold beers.
I just want a lovely bum,
To sit in my face and peddle my ears.
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"Some people have love on their mind,
Others are not the romantic kind,
Some people send flowers, give gifts and shed a few tears,
Others are happy with a few cold beers.
I just want a lovely bum,
To sit in my face and peddle my ears.
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By *orny PTMan 42 weeks ago
Peterborough |
"
Screw the roses,
Give me beer.
Brewed by Whitbread
Served on tap here
(bottoms up!)"
Flowers Best Bitter, it's the one with a picture of wee Willy Shakespeare on it. |
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The night was young,
The moon, beguiling.
She opened her legs
And her lips were smiling. |
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By *orny PTMan 42 weeks ago
Peterborough |
The boy stood on the burning deck
In the 'Pool that's called Liver
A deft fingering of her clit
Saw her topping up that river. |
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By *mf123Man 42 weeks ago
with one foot out the door |
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By *mf123Man 42 weeks ago
with one foot out the door |
Rose is a girl who once sucked my knob when i put my stiff winky inside her big gob
That was the way i silenced her sound until i decided to give her anus a pound
She sceamed and she howled like a wolf giving birth
When i filled up her anus with my manly girth
Now all is silent her anus is red my bollox are empty and she wimpers instead
So now its the end of this epic tale dont try to re write it cos lesser men fail |
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By *rispyDuckMan 42 weeks ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
There was a Young Man from Kent
Whose Rod was so long it bent.
So to save himself trouble
He bent it in double,
And instead of coming – he went!
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By *orny PTMan 42 weeks ago
Peterborough |
"Rose is a girl who once sucked my knob when i put my stiff winky inside her big gob
That was the way i silenced her sound until i decided to give her anus a pound
She sceamed and she howled like a wolf giving birth
When i filled up her anus with my manly girth
Now all is silent her anus is red my bollox are empty and she wimpers instead
So now its the end of this epic tale dont try to re write it cos lesser men fail "
Fab'd by Prince Andrew, who narrowly missed jail. |
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I knew a lass called Mary
Whose fanny was big and hairy
I fucked her standing
I fucked her lying
If she had wings I would have fucked flying
But now she’s dead and forgotten
So I dug her up and fucked get rotten |
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By *mf123Man 42 weeks ago
with one foot out the door |
"Rose is a girl who once sucked my knob when i put my stiff winky inside her big gob
That was the way i silenced her sound until i decided to give her anus a pound
She sceamed and she howled like a wolf giving birth
When i filled up her anus with my manly girth
Now all is silent her anus is red my bollox are empty and she wimpers instead
So now its the end of this epic tale dont try to re write it cos lesser men fail
Fab'd by Prince Andrew, who narrowly missed jail."
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Roxy is red
You're feeling blue
Come let me fuck you
And I will fuck you red too!
Haha something like that! X |
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By *orny PTMan 42 weeks ago
Peterborough |
"Roxy is red
You're feeling blue
Come let me fuck you
And I will fuck you red too!
Haha something like that! X"
When Roxy is horny
She'll cheer you up
If I whispered her sweet nothings
Could we meet for a bunk up? |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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Roses are red
Cabbages are green
Sit on my face
And Ill make you scream
Roses are red
Carnations are pink
Get in the kitchen
Lets fuck by the sink
Roses are red
So are my lips
You bring the chains
I'll bring the whips
Cant think of anymore, its 3am and Im knackered |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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I will come and take the win:
Roses are Red
Violets are blue
I wanna know…
What that mouf do.. |
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By *orny PTMan 42 weeks ago
Peterborough |
"Roses are red
Cabbages are green
Sit on my face
And Ill make you scream
Roses are red
Carnations are pink
Get in the kitchen
Lets fuck by the sink
Roses are red
So are my lips
You bring the chains
I'll bring the whips
Cant think of anymore, its 3am and Im knackered "
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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Roses are red
Violets are not blue
You failed to send a picture
So I went for a poo .
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We met in a pub
I’d had too much to drink
That woman there is beautiful, I started to think.
She sat with her friend and I wanted her too.
The question was asked and an answer was due.
Last orders then home and lay in my bed,
One sucking my cock, other knelt over my head.
Soon one had to leave, but the other one stayed, the sun had come up, and still we played.
Twenty years on, I know it was not a mistake, she is still lay beside me, each morning I wake.
We played all night |
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Roses are red
And grass is oft green
My bumhole bled
When you pegged it
You fiend! |
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have 5 fingers,
But tonight you'll get 2. |
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Roses are red
Emeralds green
I've been having sex since my teens
I do love green |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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Narrator-
Woody is romantic
He can be kinky too
He’d like a woman for Valentine’s Day,
And the day after 2 |
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
After that gangbang
Your pussy's like glue
Roses are red
My penis, pretty
He likes you so much
He's rubbing your clitty
Roses are red
And you are so pretty
But I would never objectify
When it's your mind and political praxis that define our urgent tasks
Roses are red
And violets are blue
You live in my head
Fuck! I love you
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By *iasubTV/TS 42 weeks ago
Ilkeston |
Roses are red, violets are blue,
In their allure, I'm consumed by you.
With every touch, a fiery sensation,
In our embrace, love's sweet temptation. |
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Roses are red
Cabbage is green
Open your mouth
Let me fill it with cream
The mr |
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Roses are red
Poo is brown
I'm having coffee in town
My penis was hard
So i immersed it in lard
Its now soft and ready to |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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Roses are Red
Chocolates are Brown
Your getting neither
So calm the Fuck down |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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Roses are red
Viqgra is blue
Bend over so I can stick my dick in the hole you use to poo |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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Roses are red.
Violets are blue
If you cum on me,
Can a cum on you? |
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
My lingerie's black
Now how about you |
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By *orny PTMan 42 weeks ago
Peterborough |
Roses are red
Violets are blue
She says got hay-fever
"So that's no flowers for you?" |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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Roses are red
And a dozen, I’ll pick!
I’ll give them to you
If you suck on my dick. |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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Roses are red
In shops everywhere
I want you face down
Arse up in the air! |
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Roses are red
Some even have glitter
You know where this is going
Yep, right up your shitter |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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Roses are red
Right now they’re not cheap.
But if I buy you a dozen
Can I fuck you balls deep?
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Roses are red
And so is valentines
Can we meet for a date
As long as you're not ursine
We can shag like sheep
I won't go to deep
Actually i need sleep
But when i awake
I will play with my snake
And you will too
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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"Roses are red
Some even have glitter
You know where this is going
Yep, right up your shitter "
Haha. |
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"Roses are red
Some even have glitter
You know where this is going
Yep, right up your shitter "
how now brown cow |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 42 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Roses are red
And I'm on the bed!
Who wants to come over
And fuck me half dead? |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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Roses are red
This poem isn’t deep….
Please can I fuck you
Whilst you’re asleep?
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By *mf123Man 42 weeks ago
with one foot out the door |
Roses are red
Bum sockets a hole
When done fisting uranus il go on the dole |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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Roses are red
Violet's are Blue
Who wants to come over for big pan of stew |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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Roses are red
And in gardens they grow
If I give you one!
Will you give me a blow? |
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"Roses are red
This poem isn’t deep….
Please can I fuck you
Whilst you’re asleep?
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omg |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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Roses are red
Which isn’t a shock
But that look on your face,
As you swallow my cock!…. |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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I’d like a red head
And a blonde and brunette
To lie on my bed
And I’ll make them all wet… |
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Roses are red
This thread isn't closed
Suck on this baby
My love-custard hose. |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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Violets are blue.
Roses are red
I’m done with these poems,
Let’s fuck on the stairs!!!! |
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I think Woody has found his calling... Funky Fab Flamingo greetings card writer! 