"If fab had it's own version of My Favourite Things from The Sound of Music, what would the lyrics be?
I'll start - cheese on helmets, and skidmarks in toilets"
I'm suprised these are your favourite things ! |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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"Forums full of brown noses
Hundreds of Cocks in hundreds of poses
Submissives & kinkters tied up with string
These are a few of my favourite things"
 
People complaining , when ignore direct mailing!
Women telling men why they are all failing.
Women in nipple clamps and tied to my bed
These are a few of the thoughts in my head!…
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"Cheese rims on helmets, and skidmarks in toilets
There's Mrs' toothbrush he forgot to move it
A new indentation where once was a ring
These are a 'single' man's favourite things...
J"
I’m feeling a bit sick now. I don’t think Julie would approve |
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"Forums full of brown noses
Hundreds of Cocks in hundreds of poses
Submissives & kinkters tied up with string
These are a few of my favourite things"
When the gush squirts
When the spunk spurts
When I'm licking clits
I simply remember my favourite g-strings
And then I squeeze two more tits |
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"Cheese rims on helmets, and skidmarks in toilets
There's Mrs' toothbrush he forgot to move it
A new indentation where once was a ring
These are a 'single' man's favourite things...
J
I’m feeling a bit sick now. I don’t think Julie would approve "
Sorry, didn't mean to cause nausea  I'll try to do a nicer one.
J |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple 43 weeks ago
Wolverhampton |
"If fab had it's own version of My Favourite Things from The Sound of Music, what would the lyrics be?
I'll start - cheese on helmets, and skidmarks in toilets
I'm suprised these are your favourite things !"
I'm just trying to set a classy tone  |
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Angry red cock pics and flaps all akimbo
Messages unread in bright yellow limbo
Profile advice that's forever ignored
The woes of the folks in the Fab Forum board
Oh, my brain is letting it all out. Sorry Tea!
J |
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Cumdrops on foreskins
whip marks on sex kittens
Bright shiny wrist cuffs, and huge saggy titties
Submissives & kinksters tied up with strings
These are a few of my favourite things
Cream coloured leather and nooks for canoodles
Big bells and small bells
And cum shots in oodles
Forums and DMs and the filth that it brings
These are a few of my fab favourite things |
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Profiles just cock pics.
The forums are full of dicks.
Grown men still moaning.
Because they can’t get a boning.
White knights are shining, to save the women in despair.
But thinks he can’t get a meet, because he has no hair.
The mr |
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"Cocks above toilets and mini sized lynx cans
Pants around ankles and cum leaking bum holes
Wide open flaps perched on top of a toy
Looking at new pics is always a joooy"
There are some great lyricists in this thread.
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By *sWyldWoman 43 weeks ago
Edinburgh |
First the no thank you and then the abuse comes.
Where once we were sexy now we are all just dumb.
I don't know why, I don't know how but those photo backgrounds are just so bad.
Its time to remember the orgasms I once had and then I won't feel so sad...
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I thought the "Roses are red" thread was quite inventive, but THIS is a (w)hole other level!
My cuntribution below :
Dildos in poses
And bean-flick sex kittens
Quite sloppy creampies and sperm drooling fit 'uns
Brown starfish arseholes that really are ming
Green helmet cheese makes your urethra sting.
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"Giant erections and tight looking cock rings,
Cum shots and trimmed pubes and full body tattoos
Holding the wheel of your truck with your dick
These are the reasons I love mens hot pics"
Very very good. And all true. |
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Couples pictures, with no man to be seen
Men getting slaughtered, for being too keen
Judgemental people, who've committed no sin.
How dare they post cock pics, get in the bin!
These are a few of my favourite things |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 42 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Cumdrops on noses and dildoes being sit on
Bright popper bottles and cocks that won't fit in
Round married gentlemen lacking their rings
These are a few of the fab-a-lot things
Cream-covered phonies who'll treat you like poodles
Dumb guys with genitals looking like noodles
Wild men that whack on your arse till it stings
These are a few of the eye-rolling things
T-girls in white dresses with over- long lashes
Sissies using a fucking machine till it crashes
A hotwife being reamed by a cock till she sings
These are a few of eye-watering things
When the flogger's shite, when the pee stings
When I'm feeling had
I simply remember those Fabswingers things
And then I know that I'm mad
Spread fannies and trannies with dangling ballbags
Crude undies sniffers and trolls that call us slags
Blokes seeking a TV with an arsehole that mings
These are a few of those fab-happy things |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple 42 weeks ago
Wolverhampton |
"Cumdrops on noses and dildoes being sit on
Bright popper bottles and cocks that won't fit in
Round married gentlemen lacking their rings
These are a few of the fab-a-lot things
Cream-covered phonies who'll treat you like poodles
Dumb guys with genitals looking like noodles
Wild men that whack on your arse till it stings
These are a few of the eye-rolling things
T-girls in white dresses with over- long lashes
Sissies using a fucking machine till it crashes
A hotwife being reamed by a cock till she sings
These are a few of eye-watering things
When the flogger's shite, when the pee stings
When I'm feeling had
I simply remember those Fabswingers things
And then I know that I'm mad
Spread fannies and trannies with dangling ballbags
Crude undies sniffers and trolls that call us slags
Blokes seeking a TV with an arsehole that mings
These are a few of those fab-happy things"
You are amazing |
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There. I did a proper one.
J
