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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Got my head stuck up a pussy... how do I get it out?

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By *e nicerWoman over a year ago

Costa del Medway

sneeze?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

bite her kidney

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wake up?

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By *ighland_RoseCouple over a year ago

Brigadoon

"Got my head stuck up a pussy... how do I get it out?

Get a dog?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"sneeze?"

that made me giggle lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

call the cats protection league

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

The nice doctor will soon have it out.

Birth can be very traumatic.

Ps take your shoes off.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Your whole head?

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By *att007Man over a year ago

hastings

Get the said lady to drink a galleon of water and piss you out

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Get the said lady to drink a galleon of water and piss you out

Will be just be like white water rafting....

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Get the said lady to drink a galleon of water and piss you out

A GALLEON!!! That's a lorra lorra water.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your whole head?"

Yes that's why I'm muffled

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your whole head?

Yes that's why I'm muffled

Get her to cough

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By *anSusieCouple over a year ago

Midlothian

Heard of Fisting but never of HEADING

(susie)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Heard of Fisting but never of HEADING

(susie)"

It was a term first used by footballers, until John Terry made it sexual

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Heard of Fisting but never of HEADING

(susie)"

Is that near Reading?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Have you got a really tiny head?

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By *anSusieCouple over a year ago

Midlothian

"Heard of Fisting but never of HEADING

(susie)

Is that near Reading?

LOL no it's a new sexual practice,invented by....who was it again?.....ah yes you

(susie)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have you got a really tiny head?"

Oh yes I'm very modest

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Have you got a really tiny head?

Oh yes I'm very modest

Are you??

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Whatever you do don't slap her arse. You will perforate your ear drums.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Whatever you do don't slap her arse. You will perforate your ear drums. "

That is a very specific bit of advice - how are your ear drums?

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Whatever you do don't slap her arse. You will perforate your ear drums.

That is a very specific bit of advice - how are your ear drums?"

Pardon ?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Lick your way out. Can you see any light . Go to the light . How are you emailing, did you take your tablet in there with you

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Lick your way out. Can you see any light . Go to the light . How are you emailing, did you take your tablet in there with you "

Is this a giant pussy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"sneeze?"

Mint ha ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol.. funny thread

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Whatever you do don't slap her arse. You will perforate your ear drums.

That is a very specific bit of advice - how are your ear drums?

Pardon ?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get out of there before her period.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

You'll. come out in the wash

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont push ......... ure on the panting stage ............. oh I might have got that wrong !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I seen this in a porn from a certain European country, whole head in a pussy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know the saying, what's seen can't be unseen.............yeah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get lots of lube and get her to pour it over your head failing that get her to ring mountain rescue there's always pot holeing accidents they should be able to help lol

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"A GALLEON!!! That's a lorra lorra water."

No Cilla, it sails on a lorra lorra water

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is your head still stuck, may need to pass some oxygen in. Your not a wingnut are you and got your ears stuck, just asking, cos ive got some axle grease that may help.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is your head still stuck, may need to pass some oxygen in. Your not a wingnut are you and got your ears stuck, just asking, cos ive got some axle grease that may help.

She coughed, managed to get out so far but my big nose and wingnut ears mean I'm still partially trapped. The GALLEON of water didn't help as it was the Spanish armada, not a gallon of water. If it had of been water I'm sure I'd of been flushed by now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A fleet of ships up there too, jeese thats one big foof, if you see a red shoe up there ive mislaid one, be a darling and retrieve it for me please xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A fleet of ships up there too, jeese thats one big foof, if you see a red shoe up there ive mislaid one, be a darling and retrieve it for me please xx"

I'll have a rummage. Lord Lucan is in here

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

anyone seem my watch there must be enough of them to start a small jewellers in here

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Shout help and listen for the echo.

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston