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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What we talking...
Bendy as an elastic band?
Or
Stiff as a plank of wood?
Do you wish you was more flexible?
Do you think it hinders you in the bedroom if you are not "that" flexible?
Miss S x |
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I'm fairly flexible, even more so if I've had a backrub with my massage tool (it's a chiropractor implement, nothing filthy you dirty lot)
When I see a hot lady tho, part of me is as stiff as an old nun on Easter. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Kind of flexible. I can touch my toes. Quite good at erm... spreading my legs and really stretching out my body with my bum in the air. For a fat woman who quite likes sex I'd say I'm flexible, definitely. 
I really should get back in to going to my friend's yoga shala in February. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m not flexible at all. I’m very stiff 
I can’t touch my toes no matter how hard I’ve ever tried. I’ve done yoga, and I’m not bad, but what I lack in flexibility, I make up in speed and agility and enthusiasm.  |
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By *apybarasCouple
over a year ago
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I'm not too bad, but Ms. C. creaks as she moves. Definitely going to be replacing some joints before too long!
;-)
We've both found the exercises Tom Morrison (find him on your favourite social media platform) provides incredibly helpful.
Also I have started drinking a pint of WD40 everyday. It's got to work... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flexible in the upper body, wood on the lower body (oo-er)
Now I'm trying to figure out if your bring rude 
Miss S x"
I wasn't, but couldn't pass up the opportunity. My hip and hamstring mobility is non-existent  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kind of flexible. I can touch my toes. Quite good at erm... spreading my legs and really stretching out my body with my bum in the air. For a fat woman who quite likes sex I'd say I'm flexible, definitely.
I really should get back in to going to my friend's yoga shala in February. "
Now that would be a look I'd want to see 
You are not fat Meli!! You have a lovely body.
That sounds fun, I love a bit of yoga.
Miss S x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Flexible in the upper body, wood on the lower body (oo-er)
Now I'm trying to figure out if your bring rude
Miss S x
I wasn't, but couldn't pass up the opportunity. My hip and hamstring mobility is non-existent "
It was inevitable someone would
Least you don't need to get into some questionable positions then I guess 
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"What we talking...
Bendy as an elastic band?
Or
Stiff as a plank of wood?
Do you wish you was more flexible?
Do you think it hinders you in the bedroom if you are not "that" flexible?
Miss S x"
I can do a back bend but not a full split. |
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"What we talking...
Bendy as an elastic band?
Or
Stiff as a plank of wood?
Do you wish you was more flexible?
Do you think it hinders you in the bedroom if you are not "that" flexible?
Miss S x
I can do a back bend but not a full split."
Oh, and no one’s ever kicked me out of bed for missing out the full splits.
They just hold up the lower number scorecards. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Very flexible can still do the splits at 57
Wow!!
Do you practice or do yoga or anything?
Miss S x no lot of gymnastics when I was younger
Vodka helps too. "
Why? So you can't feel the pain?
Miss S x |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"Very flexible can still do the splits at 57
Wow!!
Do you practice or do yoga or anything?
Miss S x no lot of gymnastics when I was younger
Vodka helps too.
Why? So you can't feel the pain?
Miss S x"
Hic.
Yes  |
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I think I'm quite flexible, despite my humble age, probably not to the point of being a contortionist. I sometimes ask potential paramours how flexible they are: if they can bend their legs over my shoulder or wrap them around my neck then they have hit the mark with my flex-o-meter.   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think I'm quite flexible, despite my humble age, probably not to the point of being a contortionist. I sometimes ask potential paramours how flexible they are: if they can bend their legs over my shoulder or wrap them around my neck then they have hit the mark with my flex-o-meter. "
Thought legs over the shoulders/round the neck is a given
Miss S x |
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"I could be more flexible, but I have been left with recurring Sciatica after damaging my Sciatic nerve back in 2005 so it can “ping” just like that."
The word 'ping' in that context is horrifying |
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"I think I'm quite flexible, despite my humble age, probably not to the point of being a contortionist. I sometimes ask potential paramours how flexible they are: if they can bend their legs over my shoulder or wrap them around my neck then they have hit the mark with my flex-o-meter.
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Thought legs over the shoulders/round the neck is a given
Miss S x"
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Noted.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have Ehlers Danlos. I am essentially a human stretch toy.
This is one of the sexiest posts I have ever read.
With all due sympathy for your condition "
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I'm quite flexible, years of martial arts.
Can still almost do the splits, I can easily 0ut the palms on the floor with straight legs, and I'm comfy being on my knees then lying backwards so my back is on the floor too.
It does make for some fantastic sex when you're both flexible.. Many many happy times from exactly that. |
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