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Using the jam knife in the butter/dairy spread so there's bits of red in the tub.
Not opening a window when you're boiling vegetables, so steam goes everywhere. |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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"Forgetting to wash the pans on the oven top  
Miss S x
Leave them to soak. The washing up fairy will do their job hopefully "
Ok, I'm talking about they've already soaked for the night... It's the next morning  
Miss S x |
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"People that drink from the carton/bottles after eating, so all you see is bits of food floating around in whats left in the bottle in the fridge. 
You love it Boo 
Mr "
Not that kind of filth I don't! |
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I'm a bit of a neat freak since my early 20s....however...
(God this is gross).
Between 19 and 20 (86/87) my best friend and I lived in Brixton, we were infested with coackroaches...and we'd often not wash up for a week, leaving some horrible gloopy crawling, living primordial soup in the sink ....seeing who would break first and sort it out.
We didn't have gloves of course, so it was hands in, and if the goo at the bottom didn't move it was a spare kidney bean from the chilli con carne, and if it did move it was a drowning cockroach..slimy...on your fingers... .
We also had tiny weevils in the flour jars in the cupboards....we probably ate a few before realising.
Are you glad I'm here?
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"People that drink from the carton/bottles after eating, so all you see is bits of food floating around in whats left in the bottle in the fridge.
You love it Boo
Mr
Not that kind of filth I don't!"
I can see you licking the rim
Mr |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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"I'm a bit of a neat freak since my early 20s....however...
(God this is gross).
Between 19 and 20 (86/87) my best friend and I lived in Brixton, we were infested with coackroaches...and we'd often not wash up for a week, leaving some horrible gloopy crawling, living primordial soup in the sink ....seeing who would break first and sort it out.
We didn't have gloves of course, so it was hands in, and if the goo at the bottom didn't move it was a spare kidney bean from the chilli con carne, and if it did move it was a drowning cockroach..slimy...on your fingers... .
We also had tiny weevils in the flour jars in the cupboards....we probably ate a few before realising.
Are you glad I'm here?
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That should have carried a trigger warning  |
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"I'm a bit of a neat freak since my early 20s....however...
(God this is gross).
Between 19 and 20 (86/87) my best friend and I lived in Brixton, we were infested with coackroaches...and we'd often not wash up for a week, leaving some horrible gloopy crawling, living primordial soup in the sink ....seeing who would break first and sort it out.
We didn't have gloves of course, so it was hands in, and if the goo at the bottom didn't move it was a spare kidney bean from the chilli con carne, and if it did move it was a drowning cockroach..slimy...on your fingers... .
We also had tiny weevils in the flour jars in the cupboards....we probably ate a few before realising.
Are you glad I'm here?
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That should have carried a trigger warning "
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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"I'm a bit of a neat freak since my early 20s....however...
(God this is gross).
Between 19 and 20 (86/87) my best friend and I lived in Brixton, we were infested with coackroaches...and we'd often not wash up for a week, leaving some horrible gloopy crawling, living primordial soup in the sink ....seeing who would break first and sort it out.
We didn't have gloves of course, so it was hands in, and if the goo at the bottom didn't move it was a spare kidney bean from the chilli con carne, and if it did move it was a drowning cockroach..slimy...on your fingers... .
We also had tiny weevils in the flour jars in the cupboards....we probably ate a few before realising.
Are you glad I'm here?
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Weevils won't harm you ha ha
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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"People that drink from the carton/bottles after eating, so all you see is bits of food floating around in whats left in the bottle in the fridge.
You love it Boo
Mr
Not that kind of filth I don't!
I can see you licking the rim
Mr"
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"People that drink from the carton/bottles after eating, so all you see is bits of food floating around in whats left in the bottle in the fridge.
You love it Boo
Mr
Not that kind of filth I don't!
I can see you licking the rim
Mrdirtbag"
Anyway Boo gotta run n shower my rim, see ya in Northampton mate..
Mr |
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"People that let their cats walk across the worktops and lick food packets or their butt's on them! "
Let your cat? Have you ever tried setting boundaries? The look at disdain and ‘Fuck You!’ tells you everything wrong with that statement |
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"Forgetting to wash the pans on the oven top
Miss S x
Leave them to soak. The washing up fairy will do their job hopefully
Ok, I'm talking about they've already soaked for the night... It's the next morning
Miss S x"
Still need a couple of hours |
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"People that let their cats walk across the worktops and lick food packets or their butt's on them!
Let your cat? Have you ever tried setting boundaries? The look at disdain and ‘Fuck You!’ tells you everything wrong with that statement "
I'm a parent and I own a Bulldog, boundaries can be set trust me!
Firm but fair is the only way forward  |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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"People that drink from the carton/bottles after eating, so all you see is bits of food floating around in whats left in the bottle in the fridge.
You love it Boo
Mr
Not that kind of filth I don't!
I can see you licking the rim
Mrdirtbag
Anyway Boo gotta run n shower my rim, see ya in Northampton mate..
Mr "
I'm not going if you are! |
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"Pouring leftover tea into my washing up water.
Someone did this to me once and thought I shouldn't be annoyed.
How the fuck can you clean dishes in tea water."
Nanna can you explain the concept of washing up water  |
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"Pouring leftover tea into my washing up water.
Someone did this to me once and thought I shouldn't be annoyed.
How the fuck can you clean dishes in tea water.
Nanna can you explain the concept of washing up water "
If you go into the kitchen after dinner you'll find a woman elbows deep in a metal receptacle filled with hot soapy water and the dirty dishes.
Unless you have a dishwasher; which I don't, as I wanted the cupboard space instead.
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"People that let their cats walk across the worktops and lick food packets or their butt's on them!
Let your cat? Have you ever tried setting boundaries? The look at disdain and ‘Fuck You!’ tells you everything wrong with that statement
I'm a parent and I own a Bulldog, boundaries can be set trust me!
Firm but fair is the only way forward "
Good luck with that- kids and dogs are compliant, the phrase ‘like herding cats’ is there for a reason |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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"People that let their cats walk across the worktops and lick food packets or their butt's on them!
Let your cat? Have you ever tried setting boundaries? The look at disdain and ‘Fuck You!’ tells you everything wrong with that statement
I'm a parent and I own a Bulldog, boundaries can be set trust me!
Firm but fair is the only way forward
Good luck with that- kids and dogs are compliant, the phrase ‘like herding cats’ is there for a reason "
I've owned cats too, still didn't have them putting their arses on my kitchen worktops!
Good luck with yours |
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"Pouring leftover tea into my washing up water.
Someone did this to me once and thought I shouldn't be annoyed.
How the fuck can you clean dishes in tea water.
Nanna can you explain the concept of washing up water
If you go into the kitchen after dinner you'll find a woman elbows deep in a metal receptacle filled with hot soapy water and the dirty dishes.
Unless you have a dishwasher; which I don't, as I wanted the cupboard space instead.
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Oh so you’re referring to people who tip tea into the sink whilst you’re washing up  |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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"Forgetting to wash the pans on the oven top
Miss S x
Leave them to soak. The washing up fairy will do their job hopefully
Ok, I'm talking about they've already soaked for the night... It's the next morning
Miss S x
Still need a couple of hours "
Come on now
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"People that drink from the carton/bottles after eating, so all you see is bits of food floating around in whats left in the bottle in the fridge.
You love it Boo
Mr
Not that kind of filth I don't!
I can see you licking the rim
Mrdirtbag
Anyway Boo gotta run n shower my rim, see ya in Northampton mate..
Mr
I'm not going if you are! "
Boo, you woundn't be able to help yourself, now you know that we are going, Happy is looking forward to seeing you, why im not sure, you cant disappoint her now can ya |
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Not screwing the lids on jars, so the next person ends up with a lid in their hands and a broken jar on the floor.
Jammy things in cupboards, to booby trap the next person who opens the cupboard, has to sort the issue out. |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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"People that drink from the carton/bottles after eating, so all you see is bits of food floating around in whats left in the bottle in the fridge.
You love it Boo
Mr
Not that kind of filth I don't!
I can see you licking the rim
Mrdirtbag
Anyway Boo gotta run n shower my rim, see ya in Northampton mate..
Mr
I'm not going if you are!
Boo, you woundn't be able to help yourself, now you know that we are going, Happy is looking forward to seeing you, why im not sure, you cant disappoint her now can ya "
I'll go again now I know the better half of the couple is going |
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"Cooking fish in the microwave.
The smell. The smell!!  "
I once forgot to defrost my dogs frozen tripe so stuck it in the microwave.. it defrosted it alright but the smell was horrendous, stunck my flat out for days. |
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