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What's the funniest message you've received on here?

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By *ocostonerking OP Man 52 weeks ago

london

The good, the bad and the downright ridiculous!

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By *olfandtazCouple 52 weeks ago

Bristol

Literally just that

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By *ourtney CocksWoman 52 weeks ago

fabland

Someone messaged me ‘will I marry them’ i did find it funny

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

I can pick you up so we can have some fun on my yacht, but you'll have to find your own way back (from half a mile offshore)

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By *ocostonerking OP Man 52 weeks ago

london

Imagine telling that story to the grandkids :O

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By *ocostonerking OP Man 52 weeks ago

london

Did you go?!

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By *lue NotebooksCouple 52 weeks ago

Merseyside

Someone asked me if we both shit in work

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

"Imagine telling that story to the grandkids :O"

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By *izzy.Woman 52 weeks ago

Stoke area

A young couple were interested to know I'm going to be 60 shortly. The girl informed me that her partner was going to ruin me in front of an audience at a club on my 60th Birthday. It would be great as he is 30, so half my age.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 52 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I had a message today saying my feet look “meaty”

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By *hriscooperMan 52 weeks ago

Warrington

Meet now, I wanna ride you like fucking Shergar! Literally word for word.. Haha

Didn't know to be more worried that he wanted to ride me when in straight or that he wanted to ride like he was FUCKING a horse..

. Haha

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By *ohnny_hopkinsMan 52 weeks ago

somewhere close

Can I suck you at work

Laughed loads at this.

Oh yea no worries mate crack on, im sure my customer won't care

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By *ddie1966Man 52 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Someone said would you take your hat off for me.

I replied.

It's not a hat, it's my hairstyle.

Still can't figure out why they blocked me

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

I'll pay anything to suck you. OK says I, £200 please. I don't have that sort of cash but I could maybe give you £30.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman 52 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

“Hello, I like eating food too”

ROFL

ok, calling my chunky hey?

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By *imon_hydeMan 52 weeks ago

Stockport

Wait a minute, people get messages?

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