Been looking at my next purchase and my mind is obviously now in the gutter as shotguns come in the following configurations..
“Over and Under”
“side by side”
“Single barrel”
“Bolt action”
I’ve been buying them for years but suddenly now can’t keep a straight face |
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"Been looking at my next purchase and my mind is obviously now in the gutter as shotguns come in the following configurations..
“Over and Under”
“side by side”
“Single barrel”
“Bolt action”
I’ve been buying them for years but suddenly now can’t keep a straight face"
Pump action repeater? |
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By *ndycoinsMan 41 weeks ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
"Been looking at my next purchase and my mind is obviously now in the gutter as shotguns come in the following configurations..
“Over and Under”
“side by side”
“Single barrel”
“Bolt action”
I’ve been buying them for years but suddenly now can’t keep a straight face
Pump action repeater?"
"Pump action yoghurt rifle", Finchy, The Office. |
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"Been looking at my next purchase and my mind is obviously now in the gutter as shotguns come in the following configurations..
“Over and Under”
“side by side”
“Single barrel”
“Bolt action”
I’ve been buying them for years but suddenly now can’t keep a straight face"
Just make sure your trigger doesn't get itchy. Seek professional advice if it does |
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"Been looking at my next purchase and my mind is obviously now in the gutter as shotguns come in the following configurations..
“Over and Under”
“side by side”
“Single barrel”
“Bolt action”
I’ve been buying them for years but suddenly now can’t keep a straight face
Just make sure your trigger doesn't get itchy. Seek professional advice if it does "
Don’t take advice from him. He shot his own finger once  |
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"Been looking at my next purchase and my mind is obviously now in the gutter as shotguns come in the following configurations..
“Over and Under”
“side by side”
“Single barrel”
“Bolt action”
I’ve been buying them for years but suddenly now can’t keep a straight face
Just make sure your trigger doesn't get itchy. Seek professional advice if it does
Don’t take advice from him. He shot his own finger once "
Accidentally tasered myself too  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 41 weeks ago
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"Been looking at my next purchase and my mind is obviously now in the gutter as shotguns come in the following configurations..
“Over and Under”
“side by side”
“Single barrel”
“Bolt action”
I’ve been buying them for years but suddenly now can’t keep a straight face"
Um... why do you need a shotgun? |
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"Been looking at my next purchase and my mind is obviously now in the gutter as shotguns come in the following configurations..
“Over and Under”
“side by side”
“Single barrel”
“Bolt action”
I’ve been buying them for years but suddenly now can’t keep a straight face
Just make sure your trigger doesn't get itchy. Seek professional advice if it does
Don’t take advice from him. He shot his own finger once
Accidentally tasered myself too "
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Don’t forget you can get a semi!! … as in semi automatic .. but I know what you were thinking! Xx
Random fact … did you know John Moses Browning patented both the semi automatic and pump action xx
R xx |
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By *imbo59seMan 41 weeks ago
North Norfolk area |
"Don’t forget you can get a semi!! … as in semi automatic .. but I know what you were thinking! Xx
Random fact … did you know John Moses Browning patented both the semi automatic and pump action xx
R xx"
I did actually.....and they're both crap!
Did you know that both the Gunmark Kestrel 10 bore and 8 bore are made as the same gun......just that the 8 bore is bore'd out, therefore having thinner barrel tubes!
I'll go and bore someone else now, shall I |
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"Been looking at my next purchase and my mind is obviously now in the gutter as shotguns come in the following configurations..
“Over and Under”
“side by side”
“Single barrel”
“Bolt action”
I’ve been buying them for years but suddenly now can’t keep a straight face
Just make sure your trigger doesn't get itchy. Seek professional advice if it does
Don’t take advice from him. He shot his own finger once
Accidentally tasered myself too
How on earth did you manage to tazer yourself? "
Long story short......
On the original Taser model there was a cartridge in the front which fires wires out with barbs on which stick in to whoever you're aiming at, and it generates 50,000 volts down the wires. If you miss your shit you had to turn the taser off, take the cartridge off, out a new one on, turn the taser back on and fire again.
I fired. I missed. I put my hand on the front of the taser to change the cartridge, and it was at this moment that I realised I hadn't turned it off. I realised this as it was sparking into my hand...... |
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"Been looking at my next purchase and my mind is obviously now in the gutter as shotguns come in the following configurations..
“Over and Under”
“side by side”
“Single barrel”
“Bolt action”
I’ve been buying them for years but suddenly now can’t keep a straight face
Just make sure your trigger doesn't get itchy. Seek professional advice if it does
Don’t take advice from him. He shot his own finger once
Accidentally tasered myself too
How on earth did you manage to tazer yourself?
Long story short......
On the original Taser model there was a cartridge in the front which fires wires out with barbs on which stick in to whoever you're aiming at, and it generates 50,000 volts down the wires. If you miss your shit you had to turn the taser off, take the cartridge off, out a new one on, turn the taser back on and fire again.
I fired. I missed. I put my hand on the front of the taser to change the cartridge, and it was at this moment that I realised I hadn't turned it off. I realised this as it was sparking into my hand......"
*Miss your shot. I appear to have lost the ability to type today  |
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"Been looking at my next purchase and my mind is obviously now in the gutter as shotguns come in the following configurations..
“Over and Under”
“side by side”
“Single barrel”
“Bolt action”
I’ve been buying them for years but suddenly now can’t keep a straight face
Just make sure your trigger doesn't get itchy. Seek professional advice if it does
Don’t take advice from him. He shot his own finger once
Accidentally tasered myself too
How on earth did you manage to tazer yourself?
Long story short......
On the original Taser model there was a cartridge in the front which fires wires out with barbs on which stick in to whoever you're aiming at, and it generates 50,000 volts down the wires. If you miss your shit you had to turn the taser off, take the cartridge off, out a new one on, turn the taser back on and fire again.
I fired. I missed. I put my hand on the front of the taser to change the cartridge, and it was at this moment that I realised I hadn't turned it off. I realised this as it was sparking into my hand......"
Sounds like something I would do  |
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"Don’t forget you can get a semi!! … as in semi automatic .. but I know what you were thinking! Xx
Random fact … did you know John Moses Browning patented both the semi automatic and pump action xx
R xx"
He didn't invent the pump action but did refine it, also had a huge part in moder over and unders |
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"Try something more precision and un forgiving.
May I suggest a sub 12ftlb air rifle.?
Maybe an ISP Airstream Mk4 with an FT ffp Leup on top?"
Webley stingray carbine with a hawke 9 x 50AO up top for me
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"Try something more precision and un forgiving.
May I suggest a sub 12ftlb air rifle.?
Maybe an ISP Airstream Mk4 with an FT ffp Leup on top?
Webley stingray carbine with a hawke 9 x 50AO up top for me
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Real stingray or Turkish model |
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