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Got builders in and no water or electric. Can’t work, keep thinking oh I’ll do this, I’ll do that then realise I can’t without electric! Took the dog out, popped to my mums, went Tescos. Now I’m bored and I’m never bored!
So what you up to people? Amuse me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh Nora x. Well now might be a good time to try some of that buddhist cross legged meditation
Nah. Next……?"
Oh well, never mind. Perhaps there's always jumping up and down and shouting bollocks tho.  |
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"Have a daytime nap.
If you’re not tired and struggling to get to sleep, just lay right on the edge of the bed……. You’ll soon drop off"
I can’t nap in the day. I thought oh I’ll watch telly. I never do that in the day  . Doh! |
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"Fap? When in doubt have a wank.
My wand plugs in though .
And I have 3 builders here!
Ahhh that’s a good point. Put on a manual show? Are they good looking? "
No none of them! Bloody typical . Was hoping for some eye candy |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"Fap? When in doubt have a wank.
My wand plugs in though .
And I have 3 builders here!
Ahhh that’s a good point. Put on a manual show? Are they good looking?
No none of them! Bloody typical . Was hoping for some eye candy "
Oh misery! I’m so sorry! |
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"Fap? When in doubt have a wank.
My wand plugs in though .
And I have 3 builders here!
Ahhh that’s a good point. Put on a manual show? Are they good looking?
No none of them! Bloody typical . Was hoping for some eye candy "
Can any of them lick their own ears?
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"I feel ya!
Been sat in waiting on a delivery with a trip to the tip planned once they’d been.
I’m still waiting and I’ve exhausted the cleaning 
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Not really worth me cleaning either. I’ve been hoovering round when they leave of an evening. But that’s all |
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"Got builders in and no water or electric. Can’t work, keep thinking oh I’ll do this, I’ll do that then realise I can’t without electric! Took the dog out, popped to my mums, went Tescos. Now I’m bored and I’m never bored!
So what you up to people? Amuse me "
Amuse you? I'm not a bloody circus act!!!!!! 
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"Fap? When in doubt have a wank.
My wand plugs in though .
And I have 3 builders here!
Ahhh that’s a good point. Put on a manual show? Are they good looking?
No none of them! Bloody typical . Was hoping for some eye candy
Can any of them lick their own ears?
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I’ll ask if they can breathe through their ears |
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"Got builders in and no water or electric. Can’t work, keep thinking oh I’ll do this, I’ll do that then realise I can’t without electric! Took the dog out, popped to my mums, went Tescos. Now I’m bored and I’m never bored!
So what you up to people? Amuse me
Amuse you? I'm not a bloody circus act!!!!!!
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I don’t like circuses. They involve clowns |
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"Fap? When in doubt have a wank.
My wand plugs in though .
And I have 3 builders here!
Ahhh that’s a good point. Put on a manual show? Are they good looking?
No none of them! Bloody typical . Was hoping for some eye candy
Can any of them lick their own ears?
I’ll ask if they can breathe through their ears "
Could be a fall back plan..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go to the cinema
Noooo! I like to be here to supervise . They probably hate me. What’s that for? What you doing there? That won’t stay like that will it? "
Hahahaha yeah, they definitely hate you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got builders in and no water or electric. Can’t work, keep thinking oh I’ll do this, I’ll do that then realise I can’t without electric! Took the dog out, popped to my mums, went Tescos. Now I’m bored and I’m never bored!
So what you up to people? Amuse me "
That sounds awful op. Have a glass of something. Read a book. Catch up on life friends.
What things unbore you?
Make a to do list?
Watch tv |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got builders in and no water or electric. Can’t work, keep thinking oh I’ll do this, I’ll do that then realise I can’t without electric! Took the dog out, popped to my mums, went Tescos. Now I’m bored and I’m never bored!
So what you up to people? Amuse me
That sounds awful op. Have a glass of something. Read a book. Catch up on life friends.
What things unbore you?
Make a to do list?
Watch tv "
On your phone get iplayer.. |
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"Go to the cinema
Noooo! I like to be here to supervise . They probably hate me. What’s that for? What you doing there? That won’t stay like that will it?
Hahahaha yeah, they definitely hate you "
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"At lunchtime put the “who’s near” function on to see which of them is on Fab.
I’m not saying all builders are sex mad, but a lot of them are "
Hahaha I did wonder if any of them might have read this! . |
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"Got builders in and no water or electric. Can’t work, keep thinking oh I’ll do this, I’ll do that then realise I can’t without electric! Took the dog out, popped to my mums, went Tescos. Now I’m bored and I’m never bored!
So what you up to people? Amuse me
That sounds awful op. Have a glass of something. Read a book. Catch up on life friends.
What things unbore you?
Make a to do list?
Watch tv "
Ooooh yes. I could read a book. Seems weird doing that in the day though |
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"Got builders in and no water or electric. Can’t work, keep thinking oh I’ll do this, I’ll do that then realise I can’t without electric! Took the dog out, popped to my mums, went Tescos. Now I’m bored and I’m never bored!
So what you up to people? Amuse me "
You could always shag all the builders !! Or have you done that ?? |
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"Got builders in and no water or electric. Can’t work, keep thinking oh I’ll do this, I’ll do that then realise I can’t without electric! Took the dog out, popped to my mums, went Tescos. Now I’m bored and I’m never bored!
So what you up to people? Amuse me
You could always shag all the builders !! Or have you done that ?? "
Yeah not happening . Unshaggable |
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"At lunchtime put the “who’s near” function on to see which of them is on Fab.
I’m not saying all builders are sex mad, but a lot of them are
Hahaha I did wonder if any of them might have read this! . "
You've hired the naked builder haven't you?! |
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"At lunchtime put the “who’s near” function on to see which of them is on Fab.
I’m not saying all builders are sex mad, but a lot of them are
Hahaha I did wonder if any of them might have read this! .
You've hired the naked builder haven't you?! "
There are naked builders for hire? Where |
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"At lunchtime put the “who’s near” function on to see which of them is on Fab.
I’m not saying all builders are sex mad, but a lot of them are
Hahaha I did wonder if any of them might have read this! .
You've hired the naked builder haven't you?!
There are naked builders for hire? Where "
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1565908
Kidderminster |
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"At lunchtime put the “who’s near” function on to see which of them is on Fab.
I’m not saying all builders are sex mad, but a lot of them are
Hahaha I did wonder if any of them might have read this! .
You've hired the naked builder haven't you?!
There are naked builders for hire? Where
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1565908
Kidderminster "
. Bless him. It’s a bit cold for that! |
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"Have a daytime nap.
If you’re not tired and struggling to get to sleep, just lay right on the edge of the bed……. You’ll soon drop off
I would need a lie down if builders actually turned up "
Haha they’re hard to get! Arranged all this last year and this was earliest they could do! |
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"At lunchtime put the “who’s near” function on to see which of them is on Fab.
I’m not saying all builders are sex mad, but a lot of them are
Hahaha I did wonder if any of them might have read this! .
You've hired the naked builder haven't you?!
There are naked builders for hire? Where
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1565908
Kidderminster
. Bless him. It’s a bit cold for that! "
Don't bless him. Littlebird has got him booked up till June |
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"At lunchtime put the “who’s near” function on to see which of them is on Fab.
I’m not saying all builders are sex mad, but a lot of them are
Hahaha I did wonder if any of them might have read this! .
You've hired the naked builder haven't you?!
There are naked builders for hire? Where
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1565908
Kidderminster
. Bless him. It’s a bit cold for that!
Don't bless him. Littlebird has got him booked up till June "
Hahaha. That doesn’t surprise me |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Hey dearie.
I've been non-stop since silly o clock this morning and finally taking a well deserved break. Catching up on messages etc.
You should really look in to knitting. It's practical, great for the Autumnal chickens amongst us and will help you not be so bored.
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"Fap? When in doubt have a wank.
My wand plugs in though .
And I have 3 builders here!
Ahhh that’s a good point. Put on a manual show? Are they good looking?
No none of them! Bloody typical . Was hoping for some eye candy "
You'll need a better contract with them in future! Must be a generous supply of talent for your enjoyment |
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"Hey dearie.
I've been non-stop since silly o clock this morning and finally taking a well deserved break. Catching up on messages etc.
You should really look in to knitting. It's practical, great for the Autumnal chickens amongst us and will help you not be so bored.
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. I wouldn’t have the patience for knitting |
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"Fap? When in doubt have a wank.
My wand plugs in though .
And I have 3 builders here!
Ahhh that’s a good point. Put on a manual show? Are they good looking?
No none of them! Bloody typical . Was hoping for some eye candy
You'll need a better contract with them in future! Must be a generous supply of talent for your enjoyment "
Yep! There’s people coming and going all the time. One just knocked and I thought oh hello . He was delivering a bloody skip  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"You could've met me for lunch. Pffffft 
Well I was told the electric would be off for 2 hours. It’s now been 5! I need to work and I’m worried about my freezer!"
Just don't open it. It should be fine. |
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"Got builders in and no water or electric. Can’t work, keep thinking oh I’ll do this, I’ll do that then realise I can’t without electric! Took the dog out, popped to my mums, went Tescos. Now I’m bored and I’m never bored!
So what you up to people? Amuse me
Amuse you? I'm not a bloody circus act!!!!!!
I don’t like circuses. They involve clowns "
Then it's good I'm not a circus act.
Wait till we have a shag, then you'll be laughing. |
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"Go to the cinema
Noooo! I like to be here to supervise . They probably hate me. What’s that for? What you doing there? That won’t stay like that will it? "
Surprised they haven't sent you on an errand yet!
Nothing worse than someone looking at a half finished job and questioning this and that... you simply have to get clients like that outta the house, lol!
Must admit, what kind of builders are they? They haven't even tried it on with you, ffs!! |
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"Got builders in and no water or electric. Can’t work, keep thinking oh I’ll do this, I’ll do that then realise I can’t without electric! Took the dog out, popped to my mums, went Tescos. Now I’m bored and I’m never bored!
So what you up to people? Amuse me
You could always shag all the builders !! Or have you done that ??
Yeah not happening . Unshaggable "
Ahh OK .. can you not sack em all n his a new hot team in ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fap? When in doubt have a wank.
My wand plugs in though .
And I have 3 builders here!
Ahhh that’s a good point. Put on a manual show? Are they good looking?
No none of them! Bloody typical . Was hoping for some eye candy "
Go do some shopping- retail therapy, and the chance of catching some eye-candy while you're out?  |
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"At lunchtime put the “who’s near” function on to see which of them is on Fab.
I’m not saying all builders are sex mad, but a lot of them are "
It's all that testosterone pumping around through their veins as they do all that physical work |
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