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"To a bbw “Can I eat that ass out in doggy while you spread and hold them cheeks wide apart for me ?”"  | |||
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"To a bbw “Can I eat that ass out in doggy while you spread and hold them cheeks wide apart for me ?”" .and guys wonder where things go wrong  | |||
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"Hello. Are you them. " (the awkward establishing each other bit) | |||
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"Hi. I'm Prey "..."Hey....You said you'd eaten earlier. I'm not dessert am I?" | |||
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"Hi. I'm Prey
..."Hey....You said you'd eaten earlier. I'm not dessert am I?" "That is not a common thing for me to say  | |||
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"Hi Julie, sorry Marie, nope. Jenny??? Lisa,Debbie???? … ffs which one are you? " That's the problem of having to many socials.....Why and how are you getting so many!! | |||
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""I don't know how to put this,but I'm kind of a big deal" " Me: "It's okay, I brought a full deck with me. Let's play. | |||
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""I don't know how to put this,but I'm kind of a big deal" " People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. | |||
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""I don't know how to put this,but I'm kind of a big deal" People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany." Haha. I want a room that smell of mahogany. | |||
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"Hi. I'm Prey
..."Hey....You said you'd eaten earlier. I'm not dessert am I?"
That is not a common thing for me to say "So your first action would be giggling madly on the floor. I'd step over you politely as possible and leave. | |||
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Wonder if I just turned up if anyone knew who I was
Miss S x | |||
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"You might know me from such threads as….." Oh do cork it!! | |||
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"Itssssss meeeee bitchesssss... Nah, not really
Wonder if I just turned up if anyone knew who I was
Miss S x"Perhaps not at first, but I'd soon realise and visit the little boys room and escape out of a window. | |||
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"Itssssss meeeee bitchesssss... Nah, not really
Wonder if I just turned up if anyone knew who I was
Miss S x"I assumed this meant a fourm social I don't know why, my bad
Miss S x | |||
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"Hello." .....What? No. It has to be "Hi" nobody on Fab leads with hello. It's always Hi | |||
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"Itssssss meeeee bitchesssss... Nah, not really
Wonder if I just turned up if anyone knew who I was
Miss S x
Perhaps not at first, but I'd soon realise and visit the little boys room and escape out of a window. "Not sure what your insinuating  ..
Miss S x | |||
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"Hi... Guess who i am!! " (To be said in a west country accent) "The bird with the nice arsssse" | |||
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"Hi... Guess who i am!! " ...So you'd be in that profile pic pose at time of meeting you and saying that?.... In that case my reply would be. "Amoungst the most delicious bums on Fab in its history." | |||
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"Hi I'm down here "At least let me but you a drink first! | |||
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"You might know me from such threads as….." You might know me from such gangbangs as "50 guys on one horny slut" and "Robbin Hood; the more the merrier"  | |||
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"Good evening I'm "Nero", how do you do? Pleased to meet you. Or sometimes quite simply "Hi, how do you do?"." That's my approach too. Do you also sleep alone that night? | |||
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"You might know me from such threads as….. You might know me from such gangbangs as "50 guys on one horny slut" and "Robbin Hood; the more the merrier" " | |||
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"Hello. .....What? No. It has to be "Hi" nobody on Fab leads with hello. It's always Hi "I'm not nobody. | |||
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"Itssssss meeeee bitchesssss... Nah, not really
Wonder if I just turned up if anyone knew who I was
Miss S x
Perhaps not at first, but I'd soon realise and visit the little boys room and escape out of a window.
Not sure what your insinuating ..
Miss S x"No I would'nt really do that straight away. I'd buy you a tipple, natter and then escape out of the little boys room window. | |||
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"Hello. .....What? No. It has to be "Hi" nobody on Fab leads with hello. It's always Hi
I'm not nobody. "Indeed, You're a forumite... "Hello" it is then. | |||
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"Hello. .....What? No. It has to be "Hi" nobody on Fab leads with hello. It's always Hi
I'm not nobody.
Indeed, You're a forumite... "Hello" it is then. "I can just see the response... "ummmm, yeahhhh, who are you again?".  | |||
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"Hiya, I'm mark me. How are you?" "I'm Mr Markerpen, where do want the marks?" | |||
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"Hi... Guess who i am!! " As long as you back into the room with just your undercrackers on…. | |||
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"Itssssss meeeee bitchesssss... Nah, not really
Wonder if I just turned up if anyone knew who I was
Miss S x
Perhaps not at first, but I'd soon realise and visit the little boys room and escape out of a window.
Not sure what your insinuating ..
Miss S x
No I would'nt really do that straight away. I'd buy you a tipple, natter and then escape out of the little boys room window. "Still none the wiser but we'll leave it there 
Miss S x | |||
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"Hello. .....What? No. It has to be "Hi" nobody on Fab leads with hello. It's always Hi
I'm not nobody.
Indeed, You're a forumite... "Hello" it is then.
I can just see the response... "ummmm, yeahhhh, who are you again?".
"How could you ever be forgotten on here, you always join in the bantz. | |||
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It's happened a fair bit.... | |||
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"So thats what you look like with your clothes on." For you, I would arrive in that bath towel. Even if what I was teasing beneath it was a significantly smaller on account of the winter weather. | |||
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"Hi, I'm *insert real name* I then proceed to talk to them for half an hour before we actually do the 'so who are you on Fab bit and go 'fuuuuuck, no way!!!! '
It's happened a fair bit.... "I think we both handled that situation like Fab pro's though. | |||
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"How was your day" "Long and hard" (It probably would have been though so not a suggestive reply) | |||
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""Can I make you a balloon?"" Now there's only one thing I can think of that could go wrong there.... You try and make her a seahorse, but realise you've taken a condom out of your pocket instead. | |||
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"Something overexcited and unintelligible "...Just take a breath, compose yourself. Smile and say "I can't believe I'm meeting you in person". | |||
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"if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me ? " If that has ever worked for you.... I'm trying to hard!! | |||
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"Something overexcited and unintelligible
...Just take a breath, compose yourself. Smile and say "I can't believe I'm meeting you in person". "But if I composed myself nobody would know who I am | |||
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 of course it is not my opening line, but I know someone who scores a lot with it. | |||
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"You ever seen a guy hold half a dozen doughnuts with no hands? "You poor man. No hands. At least you've got no expensive subscriptions to porn sites. No need to, no hands. | |||
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"Hi... Guess who i am!! " ‘After 16 years we finally meet…’ | |||
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"First social? ‘Hello I’m one nervous Woman’ "You're not wrong. Those nipples look tense to me. Don't worry, after a couple of drinks and jokes, they'll be relaxed and looking forward to getting tenser again later. | |||
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"So thats what you look like with your clothes on. For you, I would arrive in that bath towel. Even if what I was teasing beneath it was a significantly smaller on account of the winter weather. " | |||
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"Hi... Guess who i am!! ‘After 16 years we finally meet…’ "OMG! I remember you now! Wow. You sent me that photo of you years ago in a handstand position with a cucumber on the side table with a caption saying "I love salad!" Yeah I remember you. "Hi." | |||
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"You alright? Three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now, identify all three cards. " Yes I can.
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"You alright? Three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now, identify all three cards. Yes I can.
"You must be Beef then? Is that your partner over there doing the worm? | |||
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"You alright? Three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now, identify all three cards. " Yeah, you're definitely that Willy Idol fella. | |||
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"You alright? Three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now, identify all three cards. Yes I can.
You must be Beef then? Is that your partner over there doing the worm?"I wish I could do the worm! I would just lie there and flap like a sad fish. 
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"You alright? Three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now, identify all three cards. " That's a riddle and a damn good one. Not got the mind to solve it atm, if at all. It's a great puzzler though. | |||
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"You alright? Three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now, identify all three cards. That's a riddle and a damn good one. Not got the mind to solve it atm, if at all. It's a great puzzler though. "Save it for the social | |||
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"You alright? Three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now, identify all three cards. Yeah, you're definitely that Willy Idol fella." Mmmmm you must be Daizy | |||
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"I’m Lucy.. I mean Saff… I mean.. call me what you want "Would It be frowned upon to greet you as Saffalicious? | |||
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"You alright? Three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now, identify all three cards. That's a riddle and a damn good one. Not got the mind to solve it atm, if at all. It's a great puzzler though.
Save it for the social "But I couldn't, I don't know the answer. C'mon, spill it? | |||
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"Are you that woman with the massive bazoonkas?" ...Did that opening line work? Did her bazoonkas get .... Bazoookand? | |||
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"Hi... Guess who i am!! ‘After 16 years we finally meet…’ "
Cheeky git | |||
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"Hi... Guess who i am!! ‘After 16 years we finally meet…’
Cheeky git "I'm very cheeky and into cheeks. (obviously the social would determine if I get into any cheeks) You might think me too cheeky and we'd have a cheek overload! | |||
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"Are you that woman with the massive bazoonkas? ...Did that opening line work? Did her bazoonkas get .... Bazoookand? "Turns out, it wasn't that woman with the massive bazoonkas. | |||
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"Are you that woman with the massive bazoonkas? ...Did that opening line work? Did her bazoonkas get .... Bazoookand?
Turns out, it wasn't that woman with the massive bazoonkas. "...Oh no! You got Fab bloked!! | |||
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"You alright? Three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now, identify all three cards. That's a riddle and a damn good one. Not got the mind to solve it atm, if at all. It's a great puzzler though.
Save it for the social
But I couldn't, I don't know the answer. C'mon, spill it? "Ace of diamonds, King of hearts and 2 of spades left to right | |||
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"I’m Lucy.. I mean Saff… I mean.. call me what you want
Would It be frowned upon to greet you as Saffalicious? " you can call me what you like.. I’ll answer to most things at a social! | |||
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"To a bbw “Can I eat that ass out in doggy while you spread and hold them cheeks wide apart for me ?”" At a social?! Golly-gosh. | |||
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"You alright? Three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now, identify all three cards. That's a riddle and a damn good one. Not got the mind to solve it atm, if at all. It's a great puzzler though.
Save it for the social
But I couldn't, I don't know the answer. C'mon, spill it?
Ace of diamonds, King of hearts and 2 of spades left to right "That's a mind bender and a half. Even knowing the answer, I would'nt pose it. I couldn't remember the answer myself. | |||
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"I’m Lucy.. I mean Saff… I mean.. call me what you want
Would It be frowned upon to greet you as Saffalicious?
you can call me what you like.. I’ll answer to most things at a social!"Actually to keep referring to you as Saffalicious would be a bit of a mouthfull. I just call you Saff. It's sexy as it is anyway. | |||
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"So if I could just take a moment to explain my penile spines..." No, No... Explain those details later if she asks why it feels so ripply in her mouth! (A time and a place and all that) | |||
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"So if I could just take a moment to explain my penile spines... No, No... Explain those details later if she asks why it feels so ripply in her mouth! (A time and a place and all that) "More jaggy than ripply. I like to be uo front about such things | |||
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"Someone mentioned cake?" Erm,.. No I don't think cake has been mentioned? ..... "Hi I'm a baker, I do an awsome Victoria sponge." | |||
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"Someone mentioned cake? Erm,.. No I don't think cake has been mentioned? ..... "Hi I'm a baker, I do an awsome Victoria sponge." "You had me at baker | |||
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"Hi I’m LB. Do you want a snog? * true story "Tart | |||
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"How do you like your toast in the morning? " Why would they be hungry for breakfast? They'd be fullfilled enough wouldn't they? | |||
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"Hi I’m LB. Do you want a snog? * true story
Tart "100%
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"Someone mentioned cake? Erm,.. No I don't think cake has been mentioned? ..... "Hi I'm a baker, I do an awsome Victoria sponge."
You had me at baker "...Where's baker? I didn't remember I'd had you there... | |||
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"Hi I’m LB. Do you want a snog? * true story
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I’ve even got a badge "From Blue Peter | |||
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"It wasn't me!" Oh, so it was you that didn't turn up? | |||
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"Hi I’m LB. Do you want a snog? * true story
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I’ve even got a badge
From Blue Peter "Admin, Admin.... Sort these two a room out ffs! | |||
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"Hi I’m LB. Do you want a snog? * true story
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From Blue Peter "Gold | |||
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"It wasn't me! Oh, so it was you that didn't turn up? " I didn't say that! | |||
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"Hello. Are you them. " Yes, I is them? | |||
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"Someone mentioned cake? Erm,.. No I don't think cake has been mentioned? ..... "Hi I'm a baker, I do an awsome Victoria sponge." "Master? | |||
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"Someone mentioned cake? Erm,.. No I don't think cake has been mentioned? ..... "Hi I'm a baker, I do an awsome Victoria sponge."
Master?"Master of crumpets | |||
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"Someone mentioned cake? Erm,.. No I don't think cake has been mentioned? ..... "Hi I'm a baker, I do an awsome Victoria sponge."
Master?"Stop it please. You'd witness better at a roadside cafe. | |||
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"Someone mentioned cake? Erm,.. No I don't think cake has been mentioned? ..... "Hi I'm a baker, I do an awsome Victoria sponge."
Master?
Stop it please. You'd witness better at a roadside cafe. "So not a master-baker then? | |||
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"Someone mentioned cake? Erm,.. No I don't think cake has been mentioned? ..... "Hi I'm a baker, I do an awsome Victoria sponge."
Master?
Stop it please. You'd witness better at a roadside cafe.
So not a master-baker then? "I read that quickly, it read a bit like masturbator! ..... Only after midnight with a full moon present and in warewolf giuse. | |||
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"“I’m just going to prop up the bar” " I'd rather you propped up my penis, can you get me a bag of crisps whilst you're there. No, ready salted is not a real bag of crisps. Prawn cocktail is where it's at! | |||
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"“I’m just going to prop up the bar” I'd rather you propped up my penis, can you get me a bag of crisps whilst you're there. No, ready salted is not a real bag of crisps. Prawn cocktail is where it's at! " No. Sorry, you've missed a trick there. "A packet of Monster Munch" is what you'd ask for! | |||
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"Hi! I wonder if you could help, i am writing a book on the worst pick up lines ever used at a swingers social. Care to add your tupence into the mix?" Yes thankyou. I'll add it to my list.... Bye | |||
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"The emperor has no clothes and a shrinky winkie." You're meeting the wrong man for a social then. I wear clothes to cover my not so shrinky winkie. | |||
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"I can only comment on someone else's opening line to me when we first met. I said hello and she asked "Are you really nervous about meeting me?" That told me more about her than anything else we discussed that evening." I have had this, women saying , you seem or are you nervous, when really its them that is nervous. i suspect they are just wantingnme to say inam nervous, to make them feel better. I dont though i just tell them the truth. my opening line at a social might be Hello everyone, My name is Rogue and i am a kink/sexaholic. i am not here to be cured. | |||
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"I can only comment on someone else's opening line to me when we first met. I said hello and she asked "Are you really nervous about meeting me?" That told me more about her than anything else we discussed that evening. I have had this, women saying , you seem or are you nervous, when really its them that is nervous. i suspect they are just wantingnme to say inam nervous, to make them feel better. I dont though i just tell them the truth. my opening line at a social might be Hello everyone, My name is Rogue and i am a kink/sexaholic. i am not here to be cured. " I can guarantee you that this was not why she asked it. She had a particular opinion of herself and was more used to people being grateful that she had taken the time to meet them. She sees herself as a fab celeb. | |||
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"I can only comment on someone else's opening line to me when we first met. I said hello and she asked "Are you really nervous about meeting me?" That told me more about her than anything else we discussed that evening. I have had this, women saying , you seem or are you nervous, when really its them that is nervous. i suspect they are just wantingnme to say inam nervous, to make them feel better. I dont though i just tell them the truth. my opening line at a social might be Hello everyone, My name is Rogue and i am a kink/sexaholic. i am not here to be cured. I can guarantee you that this was not why she asked it. She had a particular opinion of herself and was more used to people being grateful that she had taken the time to meet them. She sees herself as a fab celeb. " That’s… nice for her | |||
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"Hi. I'm Prey "Is the love heart emoji also included in the opening line interaction? And would that be the equivalent of giving someone a hug? | |||
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"There’s only one reason I would ever go to a forum social. And I’m not saying what it is "• She means Afternoon Tea. She's sooo bashfully unabashed. | |||
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"There’s only one reason I would ever go to a forum social. And I’m not saying what it is "Hi, I'm Killan. very pleased to meet you.  | |||
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"Hi, I'm Veronica (awkward silence) …I guess I look better on my pics "Don't worry you look damn delicious, Fancy a grope in the cloakroom? don't mind the assistant. He loves a 3 some.  | |||
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"There’s only one reason I would ever go to a forum social. And I’m not saying what it is "It's the same reason we all go to them namely the sub standard buffet food after the orgy, with the whiff of guy who hasn't quite closed his dressing gown properly. | |||
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"To a bbw “Can I eat that ass out in doggy while you spread and hold them cheeks wide apart for me ?”" Is it any wonder people don't want to meet. This site never used to be full of idiots. What's going wrong? | |||
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