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"What are yours up to ?
Mine consist of :
Being horny
Wanting a suck & go meet
Bored as no one wants to chat
Fed up as no one wants to meet
Fab my dick pics
Oh the list goes on and on and on  "
The cov rd is a seedy place
Mr |
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"What are yours up to ?
Mine consist of :
Being horny
Wanting a suck & go meet
Bored as no one wants to chat
Fed up as no one wants to meet
Fab my dick pics
Oh the list goes on and on and on
The cov rd is a seedy place
Mr "
So I’ve heard  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 47 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Someone going to church today because it’s more fun than this “shit site that’s more for gays and not swingers “
Bit harsh 
Oh dear, not a happy bunny then "
Maybe they're going to pray for a shag. Miracles do happen. |
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By *bi HaiveMan 47 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
The usual.
People moaning about being stood up, mostly those that have been on site for years with no photos, profile text or veris.
Vague 'thanks for last night' remarks.
Meet posts from couple that have put meet posts up every day since 1871 yet still have never met anyone.
Photos of feet.
Spunk.
Couples moaning that they can't seem to meet other couples, with no pics of the men, just lots of close up tit pics.
People asking for lifts somewhere.
Complaints about pesky men messaging them. Filters people!!!!!
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"What are yours up to ?
Mine consist of :
Being horny
Wanting a suck & go meet
Bored as no one wants to chat
Fed up as no one wants to meet
Fab my dick pics
Oh the list goes on and on and on
The cov rd is a seedy place
Mr
So I’ve heard "
You make it seedier 
Mr |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 47 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
My local updates consist of the usually mix:
Plenty of new profiles joining
Lots of dick pics
A few pics of blow jobs
CDs posting new lingerie shots
A couple of people viewing my profile
Nothing interesting. Lol |
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Someone new
Someone whining on about couples and singles
“Note to self, buy a new bed” - attention seeking drabbler!
Bloke with tits looking for a meet
Some shitty spa day or something
Bloke with tits looking for 420
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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"Wow.
Someone is tied up ready to be fucked!!!
That’s a new one I’ve never read before.
Are you going  "
The one day where I am not well enough to help them out!!  |
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By *urge72Man 47 weeks ago
oxfordshire & Hull |
As well as the usual verifications and people becoming site supports is a new profile for a hot wife, very nice!
....oh wait - has not been pic verified and has no pictures or profile pic!!! Mmmm give them another 24 hours to see what happens, though I'm sure her/(his!!) inbox has already been filled by hopeful guys. |
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We have a couple of hotels nearby, so always “in area, wanna fuck”
Single guys feeling the need to message. We only look for couples but the fact they are in a hotel seems to make them think they can convert us.
Mr will respond and waste their time until he gets bored |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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Someone looking for an engineer. Must be corgi registered.
A couple looking for a male to wine and dine the wife. Must be over the age of 60.
-I'm going to move.. |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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"Drama!! Apparently there is two men on here this man knows have girlfriends, when he's feeling better he is going to out them! "
I have nothing to do with this!!!!
*blows nose and goes back to bed. |
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By *eliWoman 47 weeks ago
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Right now, various people viewing my profile.
People have had a great night at a club quite close to me. One profile I recognise from a show. They winked at me. Fuck knows why.
And the standard penis photo uploads.
It's beautiful.  (Those are tears of joy, I have no idea why I don't look at them more oft) |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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Actually it's quite boring.
Usual looking to meet status updates. Few cock pics, few fanny pics, few guys sucking cock pics.
Maybe I could do another cringe status and spice it up for the locals. |
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Usual guff...
Some Vaguebook digs at people
Couple looking to meet but the F never available
Snow?
"Can't wait for some upcoming super-exclusive event"
"Great night last night, you know who you are" |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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My local updates:
Someone's looking to get a massage and asking if anyone has a table.
Someone is hungover and hung, seeking company.
Someone is out and about in Queensferry and wondering if anyone is around?
A fella is looking to lick a juicy pussy (sounds like an ice pop name!)
If someone can accommodate, a fella's got a willing mouth!
A poor fella is in a pre"dick"ament - he's got major hangover and his cock is over the side of their bed!
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"What are yours up to ?
Mine consist of :
Being horny
Wanting a suck & go meet
Bored as no one wants to chat
Fed up as no one wants to meet
Fab my dick pics
Oh the list goes on and on and on "
Mine are mostly couples uploading pictures, profile "xxyyzz" has a new verification, the occasional couple/single asking for a meet with exceptionally well endowed single guys and the usual fab complaints. Nothing exciting. |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"Lots of received veris,
frustration of being stood up for meets by time wasters
New users/ new pictures
Sounds very boring in your area
Don’t I know it!
one who’s going to test drive an electric car.
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By *rispyDuckMan 46 weeks ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
Begging for site supporter codes,
Wanting to fuck delivery driver,
Fab my latest pic ,
__ is a fake ladies be careful,
Had fun at __ club woo can’t wait for next event lol
How much time do we have OP? lol it’s busy near me |
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"Lots of received veris,
frustration of being stood up for meets by time wasters
New users/ new pictures
Sounds very boring in your area
Don’t I know it!
one who’s going to test drive an electric car.
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You need to relocate |
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"Begging for site supporter codes,
Wanting to fuck delivery driver,
Fab my latest pic ,
__ is a fake ladies be careful,
Had fun at __ club woo can’t wait for next event lol
How much time do we have OP? lol it’s busy near me "
I’ve got all day |
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By *rispyDuckMan 46 weeks ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
"Begging for site supporter codes,
Wanting to fuck delivery driver,
Fab my latest pic ,
__ is a fake ladies be careful,
Had fun at __ club woo can’t wait for next event lol
How much time do we have OP? lol it’s busy near me
I’ve got all day "
Well someone has just posted about their new strap on & if anyone wants to try lol
Another is looking for a local plumber (to unclog her pipes or throat I’m not sure haha) I’m not qualified but will offer my penis opps I meant help 
A few bum & titty pics
Hmm let’s see what else, seems to be a busy Sunday for most |
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"What are yours up to ?
Mine consist of :
Being horny
Wanting a suck & go meet
Bored as no one wants to chat
Fed up as no one wants to meet
Fab my dick pics
Oh the list goes on and on and on "
Snap  oh plus very close up shots of every variety |
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Someone looking for heavy spunkers near Donny.
Sun's out so busy day.
Had a blast at Pandora last night.
Apparently it's quiet on here today so they are asking if everyone has died.
Plenty of bum pics have been posted  |
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"What are yours up to ?
Mine consist of :
Being horny
Wanting a suck & go meet
Bored as no one wants to chat
Fed up as no one wants to meet
Fab my dick pics
Oh the list goes on and on and on
Snap oh plus very close up shots of every variety "
Yeah I also get them, makes me want to vom |
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