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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Punk? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Punk?
Spunk?"
Fuck sake, Ted. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Punk?
Spunk?
Fuck sake, Ted."
Do you need a cuddle? |
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Yeah, but I've got my son. Is tomorrow OK?  |
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"Well do you?
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I would
But my Mum warned me about women
Staying in
Washing hair  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Punk?
Spunk?
Fuck sake, Ted.
Do you need a cuddle?"
Probably. |
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I spy a gangbang situation arising |
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"I spy a gangbang situation arising "
But Ted only needs a cuddle?  |
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"I spy a gangbang situation arising
But Ted only needs a cuddle? "
Ted can bring snacks and half tome drinks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I spy a gangbang situation arising
But Ted only needs a cuddle?
Ted can bring snacks and half tome drinks "
Always the bridesmaid. |
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"I spy a gangbang situation arising
But Ted only needs a cuddle?
Ted can bring snacks and half tome drinks
Always the bridesmaid."
Live a little. Get your keks off and join in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People always asking me to fuck when I’m watching the Darts. Don’t get a minutes peace. |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"I spy a gangbang situation arising
But Ted only needs a cuddle?
Ted can bring snacks and half tome drinks
Always the bridesmaid.
Live a little. Get your keks off and join in "
But I want to see Ted dressed as a bridesmaid. |
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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago
Paper Town Central, Essex. |
Always..
I put it down to my age though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People always asking me to fuck when I’m watching the Darts. Don’t get a minutes peace. "
Nothing in this game for two in a bed. |
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"I spy a gangbang situation arising
But Ted only needs a cuddle?
Ted can bring snacks and half tome drinks
Always the bridesmaid.
Live a little. Get your keks off and join in
But I want to see Ted dressed as a bridesmaid."
Kinky. You first |
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"I spy a gangbang situation arising
But Ted only needs a cuddle?
Ted can bring snacks and half tome drinks
Always the bridesmaid.
Live a little. Get your keks off and join in
But I want to see Ted dressed as a bridesmaid."
Oh I so need to see this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I spy a gangbang situation arising
But Ted only needs a cuddle?
Ted can bring snacks and half tome drinks
Always the bridesmaid.
Live a little. Get your keks off and join in
But I want to see Ted dressed as a bridesmaid."
Now you're talking. |
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By *nverMan
over a year ago
....down the Rabbit Hole with a shotgun |
"Well do you?
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Ohhhhhh, go on then |
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Just had dinner, not safe to fuck for two hours, like swimming |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
Of course! I have a free slot on Tuesday! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I have to |
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"Just had dinner, not safe to fuck for two hours, like swimming "
Belch and a fart, and you're good to go |
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"Just had dinner, not safe to fuck for two hours, like swimming "
Why? Are you planning on receiving anal? |
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"Just had dinner, not safe to fuck for two hours, like swimming
Why? Are you planning on receiving anal? "
Are you?  |
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Yes would really enjoy a fuck right now |
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"Well do you?
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If ever Cornwall way, could we do cup tea and scones first as a social lol |
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"Just had dinner, not safe to fuck for two hours, like swimming
Why? Are you planning on receiving anal? "
Are you? |
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"Just had dinner, not safe to fuck for two hours, like swimming
Why? Are you planning on receiving anal?
Are you? "
I ate hours ago |
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"Just had dinner, not safe to fuck for two hours, like swimming
Why? Are you planning on receiving anal?
Are you? "
I ate hours ago
* there’s an echo |
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"Just had dinner, not safe to fuck for two hours, like swimming
Why? Are you planning on receiving anal?
Are you?
I ate hours ago "
I'll make breakfast in the morning then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Punk?
Spunk?
Fuck sake, Ted.
Do you need a cuddle?
Probably."
Naked one? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not tonight thanks!!
I’m washing my hair |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I spy a gangbang situation arising
But Ted only needs a cuddle?
Ted can bring snacks and half tome drinks
Always the bridesmaid.
Live a little. Get your keks off and join in
But I want to see Ted dressed as a bridesmaid.
Now you're talking."
. Well this got kinky.
You wear the bridesmaid dress an I'll lift your skirt up, I'll be naked though.
Cuddle after! |
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"I spy a gangbang situation arising
But Ted only needs a cuddle?
Ted can bring snacks and half tome drinks
Always the bridesmaid.
Live a little. Get your keks off and join in
But I want to see Ted dressed as a bridesmaid.
Now you're talking.. Well this got kinky.
You wear the bridesmaid dress an I'll lift your skirt up, I'll be naked though.
Cuddle after!"
You had me at naked |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Of course! I have a free slot on Tuesday!"
No one ever says they're free on a wednesday  |
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"Not tonight thanks!!
I’m washing my hair "
Need a hand ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who with?"
Who with is irrelevant, it's whether you fancy one or not.
Your wife, your girlfriend, FB, FWB....you get the gist. We just don't need names babe. |
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"Of course! I have a free slot on Tuesday!
No one ever says they're free on a wednesday "
If I can get a Wednesday free? |
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"Of course! I have a free slot on Tuesday!
No one ever says they're free on a wednesday
If I can get a Wednesday free? "
.....books rail tickets |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
"Of course! I have a free slot on Tuesday!
No one ever says they're free on a wednesday
If I can get a Wednesday free? "
Both of you on a Wednesday! Now that’s what I call hump day! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Crikey my beds not big enough.
One of you is going to have to be on the floor ...maybe on your knees |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
"Crikey my beds not big enough.
One of you is going to have to be on the floor ...maybe on your knees "
You say that like it might be a problem!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well do you?
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Just finished
But we will happily go again if your inviting |
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"Crikey my beds not big enough.
One of you is going to have to be on the floor ...maybe on your knees "
My beds emperor size, plenty of room for a little bird and a petite woman |
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"Crikey my beds not big enough.
One of you is going to have to be on the floor ...maybe on your knees "
That would be me… |
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"Crikey my beds not big enough.
One of you is going to have to be on the floor ...maybe on your knees
My beds emperor size, plenty of room for a little bird and a petite woman "
Ooo even room to spare for a Tiny Delight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any chance of a quick nap first? |
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"Who with?
Who with is irrelevant, it's whether you fancy one or not.
Your wife, your girlfriend, FB, FWB....you get the gist. We just don't need names babe."
I don't just want any babe, I want you, babe |
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"Well do you?
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Strangely enough, not at this moment. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who with?
Who with is irrelevant, it's whether you fancy one or not.
Your wife, your girlfriend, FB, FWB....you get the gist. We just don't need names babe.
I don't just want any babe, I want you, babe"
Well I'm right here. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I could be enticed  "
I'd say you were doing the enticing |
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"Well do you?
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I'm really up against it what with my all male kazoo choir rehearsals and my roller disco career. Like I'm slammed. I could maybe squeeze you in at the end of March but no promises. Ok? |
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It's good to fuck. It brings you luck |
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I did earlier but my ardour has rather subsided since. Maybe someone out there could rekindle it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well do you?
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No I don't fany a fuck of any kind
Orgasm with wand does it for me |
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Yes, but she doesn't know that she's a fuck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jeeez yeah, I would LOVE a fuck right now |
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"Well do you?
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How many times have you received that message?  |
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"Well do you?
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Who doesn't? lol  |
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"Well do you?
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Maybe depends on who with |
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I wouldn't have to be asked twice! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gets my pop corn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only thing I am fucking tonight is my hand lol |
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By *mf123Man
over a year ago
with one foot out the door |
No iv got belly ache |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well do you?
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What’s the catch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh go on then |
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I could be tempted by the right offer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do I have to share my kebab? |
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"Just had one x"
And I imagine you’re just laying there, enjoying the euphoria and feeling knackered. It’s a lovely feeling. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A lazy one to start with, spooning, building up until I demand a good seeing to and then boot them downstairs to make a brew!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Unless I shift the cold ( 3rd in a row) it’s a no from me…. But I’d take a blow job and I’ll wear a mask. |
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By *afkaMan
over a year ago
Nottingham (ish) |
"Well do you?
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Yes I do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well do you?
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Yes, of course. But what about if we cuddle naked first and after the fuck? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No iv got belly ache "
PMT.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Remind me again what one of those is!? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well do you?
What’s the catch "
You're driving |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Remind me again what one of those is!?"
I can't remember either |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Remind me again what one of those is!?
I can't remember either "
It’s far too common a trend on here, given the site’s primary purpose. |
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Got to much to do today washing drying change the bed clean the floors polish the sides tv
Sunday lunch
Might faf later |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
No thanks. I'm pretty sure I've gone off it. |
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I do.... But it's been that long, I'm not sure I can remember what to do |
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I've had three this morning and I still haven't had coffee. Can you give me 5 mins? |
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By *r9inchMan
over a year ago
Stoke-on-Trent/south cheshire |
Yes definitely need a good fuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Who doesn’t. Onky sad thing is, I have no idea when my next one will be coming |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Remind me again what one of those is!?
I can't remember either
It’s far too common a trend on here, given the site’s primary purpose."
It's not right is it?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Remind me again what one of those is!?
I can't remember either
It’s far too common a trend on here, given the site’s primary purpose."
People I like live too far away. .. or I’d be ripping their cloth off every given opportunity |
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I fancy it with someone I fancy. |
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Free after 6 if anybody wants me |
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By *pYaMan
over a year ago
Ready… |
Erm yeah, but I feel there is a catch?  |
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I'd prefer a bacon sandwich atm |
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Wolid love one, but not sure I'll remember how to
Tinder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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im ugly-girl crying in bed.. don't think it's an appropriate time.
maybe tomorrow? Px |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Definitely feeling like a Sunday roast…in all forms |
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Absolutely gagging on it!! I want to spank, whip, bite, crush and fuck the living daylights out of a submissive.
Soooo horny.... |
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Yep, I'd like to finish January with a bang  |
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For the first time ever I actually don’t. I’m hungover and feel sick. Maybe later |
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"I actually do, for a change."
Happy to help |
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Always fancy a fuck,that's why I'm on here. But I never get what I want. |
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"Always fancy a fuck,that's why I'm on here. But I never get what I want. "
Would you like some profile advice |
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"Well do you?
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Yeah definitely |
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I’m always up for a good fuck if any offers xx |
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By *ros40Man
over a year ago
Bedford |
No I'm going to edge for 1 year |
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Well, not just out of the blue.
Doesn't fit into my schedule.
But thanks for offering x |
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"Well do you?
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if I were nearer, would love to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do, not sure who with though! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I do, not sure who with though!"
I could give you a few ideas. |
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I do but it's past my bed time now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Reading all the threads that seem to be winding people up….
I think I do, or at least a hug and a fumble with some snogs.  |
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"Reading all the threads that seem to be winding people up….
I think I do, or at least a hug and a fumble with some snogs. "
Pucker up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Reading all the threads that seem to be winding people up….
I think I do, or at least a hug and a fumble with some snogs.
Pucker up "
Haha. That was quick. |
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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago
london stratford |
always!
Wanna sit on my lap and see what pops up?
((((((((((((((((((((tumble))))))))))) passes me by |
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"Reading all the threads that seem to be winding people up….
I think I do, or at least a hug and a fumble with some snogs.
Pucker up
Haha. That was quick. "
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By *avexxMan
over a year ago
cheshire |
i bloody fuckin well do.. |
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"Well do you?
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You round ‘em up and I’ll edit your list |
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Yeah I’m probably at a horn level of 9 today |
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"Yeah I’m probably at a horn level of 9 today "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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KEEP IT IN THE THREAD.
THE POST READS.... ANYONE FANCY A FUCK?
IT DOES NOT HAVE THE WORDS 'WITH ME' ON THE END
FFS |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yeah I’m probably at a horn level of 9 today "
Fancy a fuck with me?
Sorry! |
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"Yeah I’m probably at a horn level of 9 today
Fancy a fuck with me?
Sorry! "
Yes. And yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’d love to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So how many fucks have taken place as a direct result of this post hmm |
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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago
london stratford |
"Yeah I’m probably at a horn level of 9 today
Fancy a fuck with me?
Sorry!
Yes. And yes "
Oi little bird! when ya gonna call me? lol |
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"Yeah I’m probably at a horn level of 9 today
Fancy a fuck with me?
Sorry! "
Don’t apologise. If you don’t ask, you won’t get. |
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"Yeah I’m probably at a horn level of 9 today
Fancy a fuck with me?
Sorry!
Yes. And yes
Oi little bird! when ya gonna call me? lol"
My phone broke
Only joking darling. Dm me x |
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