If I had a detachable winkie I could fuck people by post! Just get a stiffy, whack a lazzy band round the base, pop the little chap into a Jiffy bag, grin as the post office clerk asks me what’s in it, recorded delivery, she rogers herself senseless with little Felix, gives him a courtesy wipe down, pops him in an envelope to my P.O. Box, I reconnect and download the memory.
Sounds like the stuff of channel five porn haha. |
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"If I had a detachable winkie I could fuck people by post! Just get a stiffy, whack a lazzy band round the base, pop the little chap into a Jiffy bag, grin as the post office clerk asks me what’s in it, recorded delivery, she rogers herself senseless with little Felix, gives him a courtesy wipe down, pops him in an envelope to my P.O. Box, I reconnect and download the memory.
Sounds like the stuff of channel five porn haha."
You'd be screwed if they didn't post it back though... Or, potentially never again  |
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"If I had a detachable winkie I could fuck people by post! Just get a stiffy, whack a lazzy band round the base, pop the little chap into a Jiffy bag, grin as the post office clerk asks me what’s in it, recorded delivery, she rogers herself senseless with little Felix, gives him a courtesy wipe down, pops him in an envelope to my P.O. Box, I reconnect and download the memory.
Sounds like the stuff of channel five porn haha.
You'd be screwed if they didn't post it back though... Or, potentially never again "
I’ll just attach a spaghetti spoon instead. |
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"Teeth. Then I could take them to the dentist, get them fixed and pop them back in.
I know you can get dentures but I mean my real teeth 
This if I could afford it lol x"
Teeth... Such a thing ain't they? And some folk seem kinda fussy about the state of other people's? I am lucky to have my own, with zero fillings I'll add. However, I have terrible gum disease that's genetic, and I pay so much money for NHS treatment, decent home care health routine, and whatnot. Had several rounds of free braces as a kid (very grateful!). But some folk make out it's like a personal fault, or you've never looked at a toothbrush 
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By *hoirCouple 43 weeks ago
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"If humans were capable of detaching one of their body parts, which one would you want to be able to detach and why?"
My penis.
Can I grow it back? I just want to throw it at people.
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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"Ooohhh. My ears… when you just don’t want to listen anymore.
Oh thats a good one, and when they get cold just pop them on the radiator for a quick warm."
Exactly!!! |
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