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By (user no longer on site) OP 44 weeks ago
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You have £5 only. Spend wisely.
Funny £3
Fantastic face £3
Fabulous personality £3
Good in bed £2
Ginormous cock £2
Huge baps
Kinky AF £2
Eyes like pools £1
Good choppers £1
Six pack £1
Rugby thighs £1
Awesome arse £1
Legs for days £1
Swoonsome voice £1 |
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"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.
Funny £3
Fantastic face £3
Fabulous personality £3
Good in bed £2
Ginormous cock £2
Huge baps
Kinky AF £2
Eyes like pools £1
Good choppers £1
Six pack £1
Rugby thighs £1
Awesome arse £1
Legs for days £1
Swoonsome voice £1"
Good in bed £2
Six pack £1
Awesome arse £1
Rugby thighs £1
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"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.
Funny £3
Fantastic face £3
Fabulous personality £3
Good in bed £2
Ginormous cock £2
Huge baps
Kinky AF £2
Eyes like pools £1
Good choppers £1
Six pack £1
Rugby thighs £1
Awesome arse £1
Legs for days £1
Swoonsome voice £1"
Wee bit of a hard one but I’ll go with fabulous personality and kinky af, money well spent  x |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.
Funny £3
Fantastic face £3
Fabulous personality £3
Good in bed £2
Ginormous cock £2
Huge baps
Kinky AF £2
Eyes like pools £1
Good choppers £1
Six pack £1
Rugby thighs £1
Awesome arse £1
Legs for days £1
Swoonsome voice £1"
Kinky, thighs, arse and legs |
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"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.
Funny £3
Fantastic face £3
Fabulous personality £3
Good in bed £2
Ginormous cock £2
Huge baps
Kinky AF £2
Eyes like pools £1
Good choppers £1
Six pack £1
Rugby thighs £1
Awesome arse £1
Legs for days £1
Swoonsome voice £1"
Good in bed, awesome arse, eyes like pools. That’s £4 and I’m going to buy 1/3 of a funny for £1. I can live with the occasional joke. |
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"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.
Funny £3
Fantastic face £3
Fabulous personality £3
Good in bed £2
Ginormous cock £2
Huge baps
Kinky AF £2
Eyes like pools £1
Good choppers £1
Six pack £1
Rugby thighs £1
Awesome arse £1
Legs for days £1
Swoonsome voice £1"
KinkyAF 2
Fabulous personality 3 |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.
Funny £3
Fantastic face £3
Fabulous personality £3
Good in bed £2
Ginormous cock £2
Huge baps
Kinky AF £2
Eyes like pools £1
Good choppers £1
Six pack £1
Rugby thighs £1
Awesome arse £1
Legs for days £1
Swoonsome voice £1"
How am I gonna complete the purchase, if ya don't giv' us a price for the "huge baps"!!?  |
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For a meet with a guy I'll have Ginormous cock £2
Six Pack £1
Awesome arse £1
Rugby thighs £1
Total £5. Very happy with my purchase.
For a meet with woman
Fabulous personality £3
Good in bed £2
Again happy with my purchase. Also I'll have the huge baps, as it looks like they are free  |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.
Funny £3
Fantastic face £3
Fabulous personality £3
Good in bed £2
Ginormous cock £2
Huge baps
Kinky AF £2
Eyes like pools £1
Good choppers £1
Six pack £1
Rugby thighs £1
Awesome arse £1
Legs for days £1
Swoonsome voice £1"
If we're talking partner then personality and good In Bed. |
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"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.
Funny £3
Fantastic face £3
Fabulous personality £3
Good in bed £2
Ginormous cock £2
Huge baps
Kinky AF £2
Eyes like pools £1
Good choppers £1
Six pack £1
Rugby thighs £1
Awesome arse £1
Legs for days £1
Swoonsome voice £1"
Fabulous personality £3
Eyes like pools £1
Awesome arse £1
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.
Funny £3
Fantastic face £3
Fabulous personality £3
Good in bed £2
Ginormous cock £2
Huge baps
Kinky AF £2
Eyes like pools £1
Good choppers £1
Six pack £1
Rugby thighs £1
Awesome arse £1
Legs for days £1
Swoonsome voice £1
How am I gonna complete the purchase, if ya don't giv' us a price for the "huge baps"!!? "
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Maybe they are a freebie ? |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.
Funny £3
Fantastic face £3
Fabulous personality £3
Good in bed £2
Ginormous cock £2
Huge baps
Kinky AF £2
Eyes like pools £1
Good choppers £1
Six pack £1
Rugby thighs £1
Awesome arse £1
Legs for days £1
Swoonsome voice £1"
Personality, Arse, and legs please shopkeeper! |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"*Woody for sale - 17 quid.
^he has massive baps  weve only got 5 to spend.. would have to club together
This is why people don’t pick me. Too expensive. 
Do you accept IOUs? "
And also foriegn currency.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 44 weeks ago
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"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.
Funny £3
Fantastic face £3
Fabulous personality £3
Good in bed £2
Ginormous cock £2
Huge baps
Kinky AF £2
Eyes like pools £1
Good choppers £1
Six pack £1
Rugby thighs £1
Awesome arse £1
Legs for days £1
Swoonsome voice £1
How am I gonna complete the purchase, if ya don't giv' us a price for the "huge baps"!!? .
Maybe they are a freebie ?"
SO SORRY! Huge baps were meant to be £2. I posted and then went shopping. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 44 weeks ago
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"*Woody for sale - 17 quid.
^he has massive baps weve only got 5 to spend.. would have to club together
This is why people don’t pick me. Too expensive.
Do you accept IOUs?
And also foriegn currency. "
Nope and nope and why're you down for £17????  |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"*Woody for sale - 17 quid.
^he has massive baps weve only got 5 to spend.. would have to club together
This is why people don’t pick me. Too expensive.
Do you accept IOUs?
And also foriegn currency.
Nope and nope and why're you down for £17???? "
It gives me room to ’roll back’ and look like good value. |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.
Funny £3
Fantastic face £3
Fabulous personality £3
Good in bed £2
Ginormous cock £2
Huge baps
Kinky AF £2
Eyes like pools £1
Good choppers £1
Six pack £1
Rugby thighs £1
Awesome arse £1
Legs for days £1
Swoonsome voice £1"
None of the above.
Just normal and themselves |
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"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.
Funny £3
Fantastic face £3
Fabulous personality £3
Good in bed £2
Ginormous cock £2
Huge baps
Kinky AF £2
Eyes like pools £1
Good choppers £1
Six pack £1
Rugby thighs £1
Awesome arse £1
Legs for days £1
Swoonsome voice £1"
I would choose
Huge baps
Awesome arse
Legs for days
Eyes like pools |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 43 weeks ago
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"I’ll take the Huge Baps please, and still have £5 for McDonald’s  "
Must check before posting...must check before posting...must check before posting...it's cost me a bleeding fortune!  |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.
Funny £3
Fantastic face £3
Fabulous personality £3
Good in bed £2
Ginormous cock £2
Huge baps
Kinky AF £2
Eyes like pools £1
Good choppers £1
Six pack £1
Rugby thighs £1
Awesome arse £1
Legs for days £1
Swoonsome voice £1"
Fabulous personality, kinky AF, with huge baps. Where do I place my order? |
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"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.
Funny £3
Fantastic face £3
Fabulous personality £3
Good in bed £2
Ginormous cock £2
Huge baps
Kinky AF £2
Eyes like pools £1
Good choppers £1
Six pack £1
Rugby thighs £1
Awesome arse £1
Legs for days £1
Swoonsome voice £1"
I'll take:
Kinky AF
Eyes Like Pools
Swoonsome Voice |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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"Funny covered
Face covered - ish
Personality covered
Eyes covered
Kinky covered
Choppers covered
Arse covered
Good in bed - covered
Baps - no price so free, just D cup will do
Six pack - no thanks
Rugby thighs no thanks.
Spending the fiver on a new pair of tights "
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By *pYaMan 43 weeks ago
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"I’ll take the Huge Baps please, and still have £5 for McDonald’s
Must check before posting...must check before posting...must check before posting...it's cost me a bleeding fortune! "
However I do agree let the Baps be free, oh wrong day that’s Tuesday’s! |
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"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.
Funny £3
Fantastic face £3
Fabulous personality £3
Good in bed £2
Ginormous cock £2
Huge baps
Kinky AF £2
Eyes like pools £1
Good choppers £1
Six pack £1
Rugby thighs £1
Awesome arse £1
Legs for days £1
Swoonsome voice £1"
Personality & good in bed is all you need |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 43 weeks ago
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"Can I get 2.5 x of huge cock please?
Not cos I want it. I’m building a Frankenstein to fight my bullies "
Only if you tell me how the cocks will be positioned?  |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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"Can I get 2.5 x of huge cock please?
Not cos I want it. I’m building a Frankenstein to fight my bullies
Only if you tell me how the cocks will be positioned? "
One on each hand for extra stiff punches and a half one of the forehead to confuse and disorient my enemies |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 43 weeks ago
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"Can I get 2.5 x of huge cock please?
Not cos I want it. I’m building a Frankenstein to fight my bullies
Only if you tell me how the cocks will be positioned?
One on each hand for extra stiff punches and a half one of the forehead to confuse and disorient my enemies "
the instant reply worries me. You've been giving this some thought! |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.
Funny £3
Fantastic face £3
Fabulous personality £3
Good in bed £2
Ginormous cock £2
Huge baps
Kinky AF £2
Eyes like pools £1
Good choppers £1
Six pack £1
Rugby thighs £1
Awesome arse £1
Legs for days £1
Swoonsome voice £1
Good in bed £2
Six pack £1
Awesome arse £1
Rugby thighs £1
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That would be a good profile description ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 43 weeks ago
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"You have £5 only. Spend wisely.
Funny £3
Fantastic face £3
Fabulous personality £3
Good in bed £2
Ginormous cock £2
Huge baps
Kinky AF £2
Eyes like pools £1
Good choppers £1
Six pack £1
Rugby thighs £1
Awesome arse £1
Legs for days £1
Swoonsome voice £1
Good in bed £2
Six pack £1
Awesome arse £1
Rugby thighs £1
That would be a good profile description ??"
I tell you, it's Homer compared to " will fill in later" |
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By *pYaMan 43 weeks ago
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"I’ll take the Huge Baps please, and still have £5 for McDonald’s
Must check before posting...must check before posting...must check before posting...it's cost me a bleeding fortune!
However I do agree let the Baps be free, oh wrong day that’s Tuesday’s!"
Can I have a refund as my Baps have not been delivered… |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 43 weeks ago
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"I’ll take the Huge Baps please, and still have £5 for McDonald’s
Must check before posting...must check before posting...must check before posting...it's cost me a bleeding fortune!
However I do agree let the Baps be free, oh wrong day that’s Tuesday’s!
Can I have a refund as my Baps have not been delivered…"
Ooh so sorry. Ran out on Tuesday! |
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By *pYaMan 43 weeks ago
Ready… |
"I’ll take the Huge Baps please, and still have £5 for McDonald’s
Must check before posting...must check before posting...must check before posting...it's cost me a bleeding fortune!
However I do agree let the Baps be free, oh wrong day that’s Tuesday’s!
Can I have a refund as my Baps have not been delivered…
Ooh so sorry. Ran out on Tuesday!"
But I placed my order on Monday, has my delivery been lost? |
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