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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
It's here - burger and strap-on day to honour Ryan No-hair.
Bitches and bro-bitches leave your birthday message for Ryan, spelling out exactly what you will do to give him the birthday bumps. |
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"(((Bromance Hug)))
Happy Birthday dude! 
....I recomend hiding now....
A hug? Is that all you want to do to torture him on burger and strap-on day?
Okay... I'll buy him the buger  "
*burger
That was NOT a Fruedian slip!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmmm now let me think ....
Draw him in with the promise of a burger with extra relish, tie him up, face down, knees bent, feed him the burger as i take him from behind with a 10 inch strap on!!!
Im sure the burger would take him mind off the other activity 
Happy Birthday you know i loves you really xx |
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"Happy birthday Ryan you old hound you! "
Oh so that's what you and Ryan do! 
You play you're the young shepherd and have been away for ages and he's your faithful sheepdog... All is now clear. 
Happy birthday Ryan, can i just spectator the above? I would bring cake - and i do do good cake.  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Happy birthday Ryan!!
Ill get a big bag of celebratory doughnuts and help eat them off you.... Errrr I meant help you eat them x  "
That's a lot of doughnuts, if that picture wasn't faked. |
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"Happy birthday Ryan!!
Ill get a big bag of celebratory doughnuts and help eat them off you.... Errrr I meant help you eat them x
That's a lot of doughnuts, if that picture wasn't faked."
Indeed!! I loooooooove doughnuts!! Lol. I'm on a diet but its all in a good cause x |
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"Happy birthday Ryan!!
Ill get a big bag of celebratory doughnuts and help eat them off you.... Errrr I meant help you eat them x
That's a lot of doughnuts, if that picture wasn't faked."
All the major supermarkets do those boxes with about twenty in - i believe those are the ones he used.  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Haha thank you all. Lickety, I do believe you are trying to get me abused "
Trying, but failing. Not one person has threatened to steal your gherkin.
I'll raise my glass to you at the Champagne Bar later. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Happy birthday Ryan!!
Ill get a big bag of celebratory doughnuts and help eat them off you.... Errrr I meant help you eat them x
That's a lot of doughnuts, if that picture wasn't faked.
All the major supermarkets do those boxes with about twenty in - i believe those are the ones he used. "
I passed the place in Edinburgh where they queue for hours to get them yesterday. Bloody numpties lol |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Haha thank you all. Lickety, I do believe you are trying to get me abused
Trying, but failing. Not one person has threatened to steal your gherkin.
I'll raise my glass to you at the Champagne Bar later."
No but it sounds like Tease and Temptation has been practicing. |
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"Haha thank you all. Lickety, I do believe you are trying to get me abused
Trying, but failing. Not one person has threatened to steal your gherkin.
I'll raise my glass to you at the Champagne Bar later."
Have a celebratory oyster and a business man for him too - push the boat out lickety |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Haha thank you all. Lickety, I do believe you are trying to get me abused
Trying, but failing. Not one person has threatened to steal your gherkin.
I'll raise my glass to you at the Champagne Bar later.
Have a celebratory oyster and a business man for him too - push the boat out lickety "
I can't do oysters (I'm no good at the swallowing part). Strangely, it turns out it's a burger and champagne deal today. I wonder if they knew it was Ryan's birthday. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's here - burger and strap-on day to honour Ryan No-hair.
Bitches and bro-bitches leave your birthday message for Ryan, spelling out exactly what you will do to give him the birthday bumps."
Oh im late again.
Happy birthday ryan ,
as for doing anything to give you b/bumps....i aint got the energy
But im sure you wont miss out on offers |
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