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By (user no longer on site) OP 43 weeks ago
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I did this some time ago and it was a laugh so here goes...
Fair Maid, you have a mighty bosom. It fills me with much merriment.
Perchance a glimpse at the preliminary sketches of my engorged member?
Forsooth? Why not!!!!? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 43 weeks ago
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"To DP or not DP?
(That was crap, sorry!)
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Fancy a Puck? You can be my Midsummer Night's Cream.  "
Ahhhh.....Titania..... my first love....and ass she made me look!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 43 weeks ago
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"Excuse me while I look up some shakespeare extracts where I might make some punnage. Might be back soon. "
Sire....we await with baited breath....until then....fair maids gather here.
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By (user no longer on site) OP 43 weeks ago
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"How art thou out of breath when thou hast lasted about thirty seconds... "
Good Sir.... your breathlessness doest inspire ...
Thy must have royal blood, thy doest not perspire either! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 43 weeks ago
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"Do not think ill of thee fair maiden, if I wipeth my cometh on thy drapes before I depart in haste "
Thy hasty departure has raised an eyebrow! My drapes are bland and insipid.
But now....by our lord!!! they are magnificent! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 43 weeks ago
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"Ti's a worry young sir, how thou parades he's sword unsheathed, waving it aggressively in thy midst, tip rough from unscrupulous action it hath engaged."
Methinks that a poultice and an unction will be necessary. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 43 weeks ago
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- We are such stuff as wet dreams are made on.
- Once more unto the bitch, dear friends, once more
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My Lady....wet dreams begin and end with you.
Onto the bitch we march...onwards....forever onwrds.....!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 43 weeks ago
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""Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust inside them.”"
And on the twelfth night such thrusting came to pass..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 43 weeks ago
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"All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely sexy players. They have their sexy exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many sexy parts."
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Unto that I say....Wooof!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 43 weeks ago
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"I can't stand f***ing Shakespeare, so I'm out
Shakespeare up for fucking is not.
Perchance Yoda is more your genre?
Funny a Yoda thread would be. "
Then fly good Sir fly....make that thread happen!  |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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""Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust inside them.”"
YOU WIN WHY THATS WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY .
WHAT WOMEN DONT LOVE A BIT WILL
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