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The 10 Commandments of Friends with Benefits
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I need some help with drawing up my 10 Commandments of Friends with Benefits before things get too serious... To start with I thought of;
Thou shalt never get it twisted. Thou shalt always see thy friend with benefits as a buddy first and a hard cock/attractive vagina second. Any changes in feelings shall be reported to the other party immediately and be put under close examination. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thou shalt not get hacked off if they are busy, thou shalt not judge anyone they fuck, thou shalt not slope about in scruffy clothes ever in front of them, thou shalt not fall in love. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They shall always attend the quiz on a Sunday night, contribute mainly to the literature questions and picture round and be a general all round good egg.
Just like our Gav x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thou shalt provide a quality red on a given film night
Thou shalt always appreciate the very valuable place you've earned. And it shalt always be reciprocated.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thou shalt not fart in front of them ever.
Thou shalt provide sympathy if contributing in the alcohol consumption in the hangover from hell, if not then thou shalt offer a sick bucket and give bleach for them to clean up afterwards. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thou shalt not fart in front of them ever.
Thou shalt provide sympathy if contributing in the alcohol consumption in the hangover from hell, if not then thou shalt offer a sick bucket and give bleach for them to clean up afterwards."
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
Thou shalt not bitch and moan if the other person couldn't make it over for a few days because they have a life.
Thou shalt discuss music/TV/film choice if appropriate and not force the other person to watch the cup final if they hate sport.
Thou shalt not slap the other person on the arse and say 'nice one' after a session.
Thou shalt always kiss and hug goodbye at the front door, not grunt as they leave while playing Call of Duty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They shall always attend the quiz on a Sunday night, contribute mainly to the literature questions and picture round and be a general all round good egg.
Just like our Gav x"
another win on Sunday, Gavvers, well done mate x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thou shalt always contribute to fuel for car if going out and not take advantage of their kindness. Though shalt issue severe tickle torture if not accepted until they do accept or threaten to pee. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thou shalt always contribute to fuel for car if going out and not take advantage of their kindness. Though shalt issue severe tickle torture if not accepted until they do accept or threaten to pee."
brilliant |
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