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Bit of fun for the ladies, rate the guys  |
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By *ags73Man
over a year ago
glasgow-ish |
In. Theres no public cock pics so you’ll have to guess a rating |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in |
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12/10 They're good cocks Brent.
J |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well he's definitely a cock I'd say 10 out of 10
Oh wait is that not what you meant?  |
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I’m in, if anyone interested please let me know in private |
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"Bit of fun for the ladies, rate the guys "
Good curve and shiny helm. Amazing ball hang. 9/10  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In  |
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"In. Theres no public cock pics so you’ll have to guess a rating "
I’m imagining a big hammer head and long thin shaft. 7/10
Points deducted for lack of visuals. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Great thread everyone  |
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I'd like to be thrown in the deepend.....rate away |
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By *mf123Man
over a year ago
with one foot out the door |
Women get all the fun |
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"I’m in"
Curiosity you’re not showing any Ballbag. But that’s a mighty fine vein!
7/10 |
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Lets hear what you all think then...rate away |
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By *ags73Man
over a year ago
glasgow-ish |
"In. Theres no public cock pics so you’ll have to guess a rating
I’m imagining a big hammer head and long thin shaft. 7/10
Points deducted for lack of visuals. "
I’ll happily take that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In MissYeuxBleus what you saying? |
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"Women get all the fun"
Where’s your smiling semen stick? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women get all the fun"
Can you imagine if there was a rate my pussy thread?
Every single one would get a 10/10
That would get boring very quick wouldn't it.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In whilst I finish my wank"
Need a hand? |
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"Women get all the fun
Can you imagine if there was a rate my pussy thread?
Every single one would get a 10/10
That would get boring very quick wouldn't it.
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Would you like an honest opinion? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women get all the fun
Can you imagine if there was a rate my pussy thread?
Every single one would get a 10/10
That would get boring very quick wouldn't it.
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I've seen some pussy pics on fab that definitely wouldn't get 10/10.... |
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"In MissYeuxBleus what you saying? "
I think it needs some sun. Why is it grey? Give your Willy some vitamin D! |
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By *mf123Man
over a year ago
with one foot out the door |
"Women get all the fun
Can you imagine if there was a rate my pussy thread?
Every single one would get a 10/10
That would get boring very quick wouldn't it.
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im a tough grader  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women get all the fun
Can you imagine if there was a rate my pussy thread?
Every single one would get a 10/10
That would get boring very quick wouldn't it.
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Depends.. I’d give you a 10 if you can write your name with it |
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"Women get all the fun
Can you imagine if there was a rate my pussy thread?
Every single one would get a 10/10
That would get boring very quick wouldn't it.
Ha…good point
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"In whilst I finish my wank
Need a hand? "
If you'd be ever so kind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go for it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women get all the fun
Can you imagine if there was a rate my pussy thread?
Every single one would get a 10/10
That would get boring very quick wouldn't it.
Would you like an honest opinion? "
Go on then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In whilst I finish my wank
Need a hand?
If you'd be ever so kind"
The hearts cute, so I'll even use the other other hand too if you like that kinda thing. |
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"In whilst I finish my wank
Need a hand?
If you'd be ever so kind
The hearts cute, so I'll even use the other other hand too if you like that kinda thing."
Oooh a little ball cupping at the same time? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In whilst I finish my wank
Need a hand?
If you'd be ever so kind
The hearts cute, so I'll even use the other other hand too if you like that kinda thing.
Oooh a little ball cupping at the same time? "
Great minds! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In MissYeuxBleus what you saying?
I think it needs some sun. Why is it grey? Give your Willy some vitamin D!"
Have a good one for you to make you smile |
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"????????"
At least get your whole cock and balls in so we can rate it as a whole. But for the mid section 6/10 good centre girth |
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"Women get all the fun
Can you imagine if there was a rate my pussy thread?
Every single one would get a 10/10
That would get boring very quick wouldn't it.
Would you like an honest opinion?
Go on then "
Send it over and I'll have a peek |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women get all the fun
Can you imagine if there was a rate my pussy thread?
Every single one would get a 10/10
That would get boring very quick wouldn't it.
Would you like an honest opinion?
Go on then
Send it over and I'll have a peek"
Good god no. Plus it's sealed up now it's been so long. 
I thought you meant honest opinion on the thread comments I made. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Posting again as you all missed me  lol |
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"Women get all the fun
Can you imagine if there was a rate my pussy thread?
Every single one would get a 10/10
That would get boring very quick wouldn't it.
Would you like an honest opinion?
Go on then
Send it over and I'll have a peek
Good god no. Plus it's sealed up now it's been so long.
I thought you meant honest opinion on the thread comments I made."
Oh, yeah me too. Good God know 
Comments 7/10 could be a little more sassy |
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"Come at me missyeuxblues xx"
This looks like a man with a huge chin has been impaled in the face.
It’s kinda cute. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have a laugh at mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women get all the fun
Can you imagine if there was a rate my pussy thread?
Every single one would get a 10/10
That would get boring very quick wouldn't it.
Would you like an honest opinion?
Go on then
Send it over and I'll have a peek
Good god no. Plus it's sealed up now it's been so long.
I thought you meant honest opinion on the thread comments I made.
Oh, yeah me too. Good God know
Comments 7/10 could be a little more sassy"
Oh you love a bit of sass don't you willy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Posting again as you all missed me lol"
There’s only one judge in here. Let her cook. |
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"Posting again as you all missed me lol"
Can you pull the foreskin back a bit? Please need closer inspection. |
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"Women get all the fun
Can you imagine if there was a rate my pussy thread?
Every single one would get a 10/10
That would get boring very quick wouldn't it.
Would you like an honest opinion?
Go on then
Send it over and I'll have a peek
Good god no. Plus it's sealed up now it's been so long.
I thought you meant honest opinion on the thread comments I made.
Oh, yeah me too. Good God know
Comments 7/10 could be a little more sassy
Oh you love a bit of sass don't you willy."
Love a diva, me |
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"Posting again as you all missed me lol
Can you pull the foreskin back a bit? Please need closer inspection. "
Please hurry up Missy YB, I can edge much longer |
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"Women get all the fun
Can you imagine if there was a rate my pussy thread?
Every single one would get a 10/10
That would get boring very quick wouldn't it.
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I've been on the planet long enough to know that a good number wouldn't rate anything like a 10,but I'd never tell them that.
Ps,I'm in. |
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"Posting again as you all missed me lol
Can you pull the foreskin back a bit? Please need closer inspection.
Please hurry up Missy YB, I can edge much longer"
Oh Willy, Willy Willy Willy.
You’ve got cute tight balls and a great hair cut, and I’d say the perfect cock for anal. Straight and smooth. 9/10 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Posting again as you all missed me lol
Can you pull the foreskin back a bit? Please need closer inspection. "
Check dms |
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"Posting again as you all missed me lol
Can you pull the foreskin back a bit? Please need closer inspection.
Please hurry up Missy YB, I can edge much longer
Oh Willy, Willy Willy Willy.
You’ve got cute tight balls and a great hair cut, and I’d say the perfect cock for anal. Straight and smooth. 9/10 "
That's a polite way of saying I've got a small cock. I'm going bed! |
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"Posting again as you all missed me lol
Can you pull the foreskin back a bit? Please need closer inspection.
Please hurry up Missy YB, I can edge much longer
Oh Willy, Willy Willy Willy.
You’ve got cute tight balls and a great hair cut, and I’d say the perfect cock for anal. Straight and smooth. 9/10
That's a polite way of saying I've got a small cock. I'm going bed!"
You do realise the arsehole can fit three whole raccoons? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go on then |
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"Back in if you want to rate "
What is it with everyone covering up their helmets? Like a long balloon with a knot in the end. Set it free! |
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"Back in if you want to rate
What is it with everyone covering up their helmets? Like a long balloon with a knot in the end. Set it free!"
I'll be sure to set free for my next pic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Still in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go on then I’m in |
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It looks shifty! Why is it looking at me like that?  |
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By *t12guy49Man
over a year ago
Walton-on-Thames |
I would love a rating from you lovely ladies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Posting again as you all missed me lol
Can you pull the foreskin back a bit? Please need closer inspection.
Please hurry up Missy YB, I can edge much longer
Oh Willy, Willy Willy Willy.
You’ve got cute tight balls and a great hair cut, and I’d say the perfect cock for anal. Straight and smooth. 9/10
That's a polite way of saying I've got a small cock. I'm going bed!"
Well he was easily offended. ^^ |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Back in if you want to rate
What is it with everyone covering up their helmets? Like a long balloon with a knot in the end. Set it free!"
That is so poetic, you ever thought of a job in writing the msgs in greeting cards?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Posting again as you all missed me lol
Can you pull the foreskin back a bit? Please need closer inspection.
Please hurry up Missy YB, I can edge much longer
Oh Willy, Willy Willy Willy.
You’ve got cute tight balls and a great hair cut, and I’d say the perfect cock for anal. Straight and smooth. 9/10
That's a polite way of saying I've got a small cock. I'm going bed!
Well he was easily offended. ^^ "
Wrong emoji FFS |
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"Posting again as you all missed me lol
Can you pull the foreskin back a bit? Please need closer inspection.
Please hurry up Missy YB, I can edge much longer
Oh Willy, Willy Willy Willy.
You’ve got cute tight balls and a great hair cut, and I’d say the perfect cock for anal. Straight and smooth. 9/10
That's a polite way of saying I've got a small cock. I'm going bed!
Well he was easily offended. ^^ "
Feel free to rate me no offence taken |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lol |
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"Go on then I’m in "
Lovely head to neck ratio, may be slightly too long for my cervix but would give a good stretch 7/10 |
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"Back in if you want to rate
What is it with everyone covering up their helmets? Like a long balloon with a knot in the end. Set it free!"
I reckon you’ve got a whole new career as a professional cock rater now MsYeux |
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"Back in if you want to rate
What is it with everyone covering up their helmets? Like a long balloon with a knot in the end. Set it free!
That is so poetic, you ever thought of a job in writing the msgs in greeting cards?! "
Hey, you’re on to something there. Top trump cock ratings! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sits patiently |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go on then I’m in
Lovely head to neck ratio, may be slightly too long for my cervix but would give a good stretch 7/10 "
Thank you, thank you. It must be the angle. It’s a pinny really. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Back in if you want to rate
What is it with everyone covering up their helmets? Like a long balloon with a knot in the end. Set it free!
I reckon you’ve got a whole new career as a professional cock rater now MsYeux "
I'm copying and pasting her replies to my notes so I can earn something out of this elsewhere. It's gold
Btw this a joke!!!!! Don't ban me. |
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"Back in if you want to rate
What is it with everyone covering up their helmets? Like a long balloon with a knot in the end. Set it free!
I reckon you’ve got a whole new career as a professional cock rater now MsYeux
I'm copying and pasting her replies to my notes so I can earn something out of this elsewhere. It's gold
Btw this a joke!!!!! Don't ban me."
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"Rate my cock please xx"
I think you’re a little dehydrated, your jizz is a tad gloopy. Massive balls though! Good work! 6/10 |
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"Back in if you want to rate
What is it with everyone covering up their helmets? Like a long balloon with a knot in the end. Set it free!
I reckon you’ve got a whole new career as a professional cock rater now MsYeux
I'm copying and pasting her replies to my notes so I can earn something out of this elsewhere. It's gold
Btw this a joke!!!!! Don't ban me.
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Love how my cock got a fun response for having extra skin in the game |
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"Back in if you want to rate
What is it with everyone covering up their helmets? Like a long balloon with a knot in the end. Set it free!"
it's free in a couple of pics. |
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"Back in if you want to rate
What is it with everyone covering up their helmets? Like a long balloon with a knot in the end. Set it free!
I reckon you’ve got a whole new career as a professional cock rater now MsYeux
I'm copying and pasting her replies to my notes so I can earn something out of this elsewhere. It's gold
Btw this a joke!!!!! Don't ban me.
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I needed this release tonight! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Back in if you want to rate
What is it with everyone covering up their helmets? Like a long balloon with a knot in the end. Set it free!
I reckon you’ve got a whole new career as a professional cock rater now MsYeux
I'm copying and pasting her replies to my notes so I can earn something out of this elsewhere. It's gold
Btw this a joke!!!!! Don't ban me.
I needed this release tonight! "
You should make it a regular thing. |
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"Back in if you want to rate
What is it with everyone covering up their helmets? Like a long balloon with a knot in the end. Set it free!
I reckon you’ve got a whole new career as a professional cock rater now MsYeux
I'm copying and pasting her replies to my notes so I can earn something out of this elsewhere. It's gold
Btw this a joke!!!!! Don't ban me.
I needed this release tonight!
You should make it a regular thing."
100% I’m absolutely loving this thread |
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"Sits patiently "
I like the way it hangs like Gonzos nose. Another one that needs vitamin D though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Honest opinion I like brutal honesty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in  |
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"Okay in x"
Your balls are lined up like tennis balls in a tube!  |
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This is the first time I’ve enjoyed reading a cock rating thread.
Even though autocorrect tried to change that to cock eating. I’m on to you autocorrect, you little fucker.  |
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"This is the first time I’ve enjoyed reading a cock rating thread.
Even though autocorrect tried to change that to cock eating. I’m on to you autocorrect, you little fucker. "
^^ you must’ve typed that a time or two |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Okay in x
Your balls are lined up like tennis balls in a tube! "
You should do this as a Domme haha |
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"Honest opinion I like brutal honesty "
Reminds me of the movie Tremors. |
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By *ags73Man
over a year ago
glasgow-ish |
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I like the way it hangs like Gonzos nose. Another one that needs vitamin D though! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sits patiently
I like the way it hangs like Gonzos nose. Another one that needs vitamin D though! "
I’ll ask at Boots tomorrow for some supplements |
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"I'm in "
ThePlug, give it a trim. You’ve got a better toupee than John Travolta! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Haha i do need to update my photos it's more trimmed than that now |
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"I'm in "
Rolki, I’m seeing field mushroom |
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"I'm in
ThePlug, give it a trim. You’ve got a better toupee than John Travolta!"
Best one yet |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
YB - keep em coming. This is gold.... |
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By *olkiMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"I'm in
Rolki, I’m seeing field mushroom "
Am I taking that as a compliment |
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"^^ you must’ve typed that a time or two "
You’re damn right. I’ve been on the fancy cocktails all night too. The letters keep moving around. |
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"^^ you must’ve typed that a time or two
You’re damn right. I’ve been on the fancy cocktails all night too. The letters keep moving around."
Uh huh… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Honest opinion I like brutal honesty
Reminds me of the movie Tremors. "
Your Gonna have to spell this out for me  not sure what that means haha! |
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"Honest opinion I like brutal honesty
Reminds me of the movie Tremors.
Your Gonna have to spell this out for me not sure what that means haha!"
G R A B O I D |
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By *olkiMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
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"G R A B O I D"
 
I reckon that’s as close as I can get with Fab emojis. |
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By *olkiMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Honest opinion I like brutal honesty
Reminds me of the movie Tremors.
Your Gonna have to spell this out for me not sure what that means haha!
G R A B O I D"
By the way what a brilliant movie |
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"Posting again as you all missed me lol
Can you pull the foreskin back a bit? Please need closer inspection.
Please hurry up Missy YB, I can edge much longer
Oh Willy, Willy Willy Willy.
You’ve got cute tight balls and a great hair cut, and I’d say the perfect cock for anal. Straight and smooth. 9/10
That's a polite way of saying I've got a small cock. I'm going bed!
You do realise the arsehole can fit three whole raccoons? "
I heard it was three whole ferrits? In any case I can't see any situation that someone would think to insert 3 raccoons up their anus, each to their own though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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"Honest opinion I like brutal honesty
Reminds me of the movie Tremors.
Your Gonna have to spell this out for me not sure what that means haha!
G R A B O I D"
Pulled back a bit now |
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"Posting again as you all missed me lol
Can you pull the foreskin back a bit? Please need closer inspection.
Please hurry up Missy YB, I can edge much longer
Oh Willy, Willy Willy Willy.
You’ve got cute tight balls and a great hair cut, and I’d say the perfect cock for anal. Straight and smooth. 9/10
That's a polite way of saying I've got a small cock. I'm going bed!
You do realise the arsehole can fit three whole raccoons?
I heard it was three whole ferrits? In any case I can't see any situation that someone would think to insert 3 raccoons up their anus, each to their own though!"
Raccoons are a no no but ferrets are ok? |
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"I’m in "
YoungJim it doesn’t matter how much you pull on your balls, it won’t make it grow! Straight and great for anal though! |
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" in"
GlasgowGent you’ve taken your haircut a bit too far. Big and girthy. Nice round helmet. 7/10 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Posting again as you all missed me lol
Can you pull the foreskin back a bit? Please need closer inspection.
Please hurry up Missy YB, I can edge much longer
Oh Willy, Willy Willy Willy.
You’ve got cute tight balls and a great hair cut, and I’d say the perfect cock for anal. Straight and smooth. 9/10
That's a polite way of saying I've got a small cock. I'm going bed!
You do realise the arsehole can fit three whole raccoons?
I heard it was three whole ferrits? In any case I can't see any situation that someone would think to insert 3 raccoons up their anus, each to their own though!
Raccoons are a no no but ferrets are ok? "
Well, tbf we don't have Raccoons in this country |
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"Posting again as you all missed me lol
Can you pull the foreskin back a bit? Please need closer inspection.
Please hurry up Missy YB, I can edge much longer
Oh Willy, Willy Willy Willy.
You’ve got cute tight balls and a great hair cut, and I’d say the perfect cock for anal. Straight and smooth. 9/10
That's a polite way of saying I've got a small cock. I'm going bed!
You do realise the arsehole can fit three whole raccoons?
I heard it was three whole ferrits? In any case I can't see any situation that someone would think to insert 3 raccoons up their anus, each to their own though!
Raccoons are a no no but ferrets are ok?
Well, tbf we don't have Raccoons in this country "
I just can’t get Cyril Sneer out of my mind now |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Posting again as you all missed me lol
Can you pull the foreskin back a bit? Please need closer inspection.
Please hurry up Missy YB, I can edge much longer
Oh Willy, Willy Willy Willy.
You’ve got cute tight balls and a great hair cut, and I’d say the perfect cock for anal. Straight and smooth. 9/10
That's a polite way of saying I've got a small cock. I'm going bed!
You do realise the arsehole can fit three whole raccoons?
I heard it was three whole ferrits? In any case I can't see any situation that someone would think to insert 3 raccoons up their anus, each to their own though!
Raccoons are a no no but ferrets are ok?
Well, tbf we don't have Raccoons in this country
I just can’t get Cyril Sneer out of my mind now "
He always did look like he had been somewhere he shouldn't have!! |
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over a year ago
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Please.. I am in |
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over a year ago
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I didn’t think I’d see Cyril Sneer being discussed in a cock rating thread. What a throwback haha! |
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"Posting again as you all missed me lol
Can you pull the foreskin back a bit? Please need closer inspection.
Please hurry up Missy YB, I can edge much longer
Oh Willy, Willy Willy Willy.
You’ve got cute tight balls and a great hair cut, and I’d say the perfect cock for anal. Straight and smooth. 9/10
That's a polite way of saying I've got a small cock. I'm going bed!
You do realise the arsehole can fit three whole raccoons?
I heard it was three whole ferrits? In any case I can't see any situation that someone would think to insert 3 raccoons up their anus, each to their own though!
Raccoons are a no no but ferrets are ok?
Well, tbf we don't have Raccoons in this country
I just can’t get Cyril Sneer out of my mind now
He always did look like he had been somewhere he shouldn't have!! "
Especially with the bent cock nose |
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over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 26/01/24 00:30:03] |
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"[Cock removed by poster at 26/01/24 00:30:03]"
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Posting again as you all missed me lol
Can you pull the foreskin back a bit? Please need closer inspection.
Please hurry up Missy YB, I can edge much longer
Oh Willy, Willy Willy Willy.
You’ve got cute tight balls and a great hair cut, and I’d say the perfect cock for anal. Straight and smooth. 9/10
That's a polite way of saying I've got a small cock. I'm going bed!
You do realise the arsehole can fit three whole raccoons?
I heard it was three whole ferrits? In any case I can't see any situation that someone would think to insert 3 raccoons up their anus, each to their own though!
Raccoons are a no no but ferrets are ok?
Well, tbf we don't have Raccoons in this country
I just can’t get Cyril Sneer out of my mind now
He always did look like he had been somewhere he shouldn't have!!
Especially with the bent cock nose "
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
Just watching Dragons Den while flippantly browsing this thread and wondered the scenario of me Turing up and flopping my cock out for an investment opportunity. Deborah might offer me a tenner |
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"Just watching Dragons Den while flippantly browsing this thread and wondered the scenario of me Turing up and flopping my cock out for an investment opportunity. Deborah might offer me a tenner "
To put it away or to ride it? |
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"Posting again as you all missed me lol
Can you pull the foreskin back a bit? Please need closer inspection.
Please hurry up Missy YB, I can edge much longer
Oh Willy, Willy Willy Willy.
You’ve got cute tight balls and a great hair cut, and I’d say the perfect cock for anal. Straight and smooth. 9/10
That's a polite way of saying I've got a small cock. I'm going bed!
You do realise the arsehole can fit three whole raccoons?
I heard it was three whole ferrits? In any case I can't see any situation that someone would think to insert 3 raccoons up their anus, each to their own though!
Raccoons are a no no but ferrets are ok?
Well, tbf we don't have Raccoons in this country
I just can’t get Cyril Sneer out of my mind now "
Yep, I immediately thought of the raccoons cartoon and now humming the theme tune |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Just watching Dragons Den while flippantly browsing this thread and wondered the scenario of me Turing up and flopping my cock out for an investment opportunity. Deborah might offer me a tenner
To put it away or to ride it? "
You have a point there. I was going with a ride option but there are decency laws in place. But no longer Euro size laws anymore. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in, figuratively. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bit of fun for the ladies, rate the guys "
You mean,- rate my little guy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im im |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in |
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Wonder how many women rated any cocks in the thread ? |
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"Rate my cock please xx
I think you’re a little dehydrated, your jizz is a tad gloopy. Massive balls though! Good work! 6/10"
Perhaps we need to go for a hydrating drink xx |
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"Has anyone got a 10/10 yet?
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Yes. But not for a cock. MsYeux got 10/10 for the best cock rating thread ever |
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"Has anyone got a 10/10 yet?
Yes. But not for a cock. MsYeux got 10/10 for the best cock rating thread ever "
On reflection, 9/10 wasn't bad then  |
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"Has anyone got a 10/10 yet?
Yes. But not for a cock. MsYeux got 10/10 for the best cock rating thread ever
On reflection, 9/10 wasn't bad then "
Yep… even though you threw your teddy out |
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