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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"I’ve got a glass of wine. I’m ready to buss a nut
Can I have a glass as well though?  x
Yes  you can drink it while you’re sat on my face. 
Oooooo okay that’s a deal right there x"
What a shy chap lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"I’ve got a glass of wine. I’m ready to buss a nut
Can I have a glass as well though? x
Yes you can drink it while you’re sat on my face.
Oooooo okay that’s a deal right there x"
I have some popcorn if I can join I?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 44 weeks ago
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"I’ve got a glass of wine. I’m ready to buss a nut
Can I have a glass as well though? x
Yes you can drink it while you’re sat on my face.
Oooooo okay that’s a deal right there x"
Nom nom nom  |
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"You're taking your nuts on a bus ? You'll get arrested wanking in public 
Nuts on the bus are perfectly legal  "
The nuts on the bus go wank wank wank,
Wank wank wank,
Wank wank wank.
The nuts on the bus go....
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"I’ve got a glass of wine. I’m ready to buss a nut
Can I have a glass as well though? x
Yes you can drink it while you’re sat on my face.
Oooooo okay that’s a deal right there x
Nom nom nom "
Oh yes please…. xx |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"I’ve got a glass of wine. I’m ready to buss a nut
Can I have a glass as well though? x
Yes you can drink it while you’re sat on my face.
Oooooo okay that’s a deal right there x
Nom nom nom
Oh yes please…. xx"
Do you know its illegal to wank on a bus in Scotland |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 44 weeks ago
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"Takes my clothes off, walks slowly towards you, leans down, my breasts grazing your shoulder, and whispers in your ear “Simone de Beauvoir”…"
You understood the assignment
Ok. I’m ROCK hard |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 44 weeks ago
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"You're taking your nuts on a bus ? You'll get arrested wanking in public
Nuts on the bus are perfectly legal
The nuts on the bus go wank wank wank,
Wank wank wank,
Wank wank wank.
The nuts on the bus go....
"
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By (user no longer on site) OP 44 weeks ago
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"I’ve got a glass of wine. I’m ready to buss a nut
Can I have a glass as well though? x
Yes you can drink it while you’re sat on my face.
Oooooo okay that’s a deal right there x
Nom nom nom
Oh yes please…. xx
Do you know its illegal to wank on a bus in Scotland "
There’s no buses involved |
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"Takes my clothes off, walks slowly towards you, leans down, my breasts grazing your shoulder, and whispers in your ear “Simone de Beauvoir”…"
Add that one to your regular repertoire.
It's a winner, and all in "good faith" too. Simone would be proud of you  x |
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By *stellaWoman 44 weeks ago
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"Takes my clothes off, walks slowly towards you, leans down, my breasts grazing your shoulder, and whispers in your ear “Simone de Beauvoir”…
You understood the assignment
Ok. I’m ROCK hard"
(You’re on a sofa sitting)
Swings leg over you and tentatively sits astride your legs and joins you in clasping your cock. First I’m looking down at your hardness and slowly I raise my head and we lock eyes. Sparkly, twinkly, lustful, hungry eyes say a million words as my hands on your hands move up and down your erection. I lick my lips. I whisper “fuck the police” and I lean in to kiss you. |
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"I’ve got a glass of wine. I’m ready to buss a nut "
Put the wine down. Lightly grip your old chap.
Move your hand down. Move your hand up.
Keep doing that until your winkie cries.
Pick wine back up. Finish wine. |
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"You're taking your nuts on a bus ? You'll get arrested wanking in public
Nuts on the bus are perfectly legal
The nuts on the bus go wank wank wank,
Wank wank wank,
Wank wank wank.
The nuts on the bus go....
"
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By (user no longer on site) OP 44 weeks ago
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"Takes my clothes off, walks slowly towards you, leans down, my breasts grazing your shoulder, and whispers in your ear “Simone de Beauvoir”…
You understood the assignment
Ok. I’m ROCK hard
(You’re on a sofa sitting)
Swings leg over you and tentatively sits astride your legs and joins you in clasping your cock. First I’m looking down at your hardness and slowly I raise my head and we lock eyes. Sparkly, twinkly, lustful, hungry eyes say a million words as my hands on your hands move up and down your erection. I lick my lips. I whisper “fuck the police” and I lean in to kiss you. "
Yes yes yes.
Note please?
I feel like I’m in the fantasies section |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 44 weeks ago
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"I’ve got a glass of wine. I’m ready to buss a nut
Put the wine down. Lightly grip your old chap.
Move your hand down. Move your hand up.
Keep doing that until your winkie cries.
Pick wine back up. Finish wine."
Oooo. You make me feel excited. |
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By *stellaWoman 44 weeks ago
London |
"Takes my clothes off, walks slowly towards you, leans down, my breasts grazing your shoulder, and whispers in your ear “Simone de Beauvoir”…
You understood the assignment
Ok. I’m ROCK hard
(You’re on a sofa sitting)
Swings leg over you and tentatively sits astride your legs and joins you in clasping your cock. First I’m looking down at your hardness and slowly I raise my head and we lock eyes. Sparkly, twinkly, lustful, hungry eyes say a million words as my hands on your hands move up and down your erection. I lick my lips. I whisper “fuck the police” and I lean in to kiss you.
Yes yes yes.
Note please?
I feel like I’m in the fantasies section "
(What does note please mean?)
Will continue shortly… |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 44 weeks ago
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"Takes my clothes off, walks slowly towards you, leans down, my breasts grazing your shoulder, and whispers in your ear “Simone de Beauvoir”…
You understood the assignment
Ok. I’m ROCK hard
(You’re on a sofa sitting)
Swings leg over you and tentatively sits astride your legs and joins you in clasping your cock. First I’m looking down at your hardness and slowly I raise my head and we lock eyes. Sparkly, twinkly, lustful, hungry eyes say a million words as my hands on your hands move up and down your erection. I lick my lips. I whisper “fuck the police” and I lean in to kiss you.
Yes yes yes.
Note please?
I feel like I’m in the fantasies section
(What does note please mean?)
Will continue shortly…"
More please * sorry I’m wanking rn !!! |
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"I’ve got a glass of wine. I’m ready to buss a nut
Can I have a glass as well though? x
Yes you can drink it while you’re sat on my face.
Oooooo okay that’s a deal right there x
Nom nom nom
Oh yes please…. xx
Do you know its illegal to wank on a bus in Scotland "
Is it really? I had no idea, not something I have ever witnessed to be honest with you bet people do it though x |
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Naked.
Two pillows behind you, head propped on headboard or whatever you have your bed against.
Legs apart and in the frog position so your foot soles are flat on the mattress.
Choose your material, I’m all over the mfm stuff lately but whatever pickles your eggs.
Baby oil your palm and get your beautiful penis nice and slippy, I’ve also taken to keeping a nice little reservoir in my belly button for when I’m really going through the gears.
Start stroking, long languid strokes stretching your skin fully to begin and steadily build up the rhythm.
I like to just discharge onto my torso these days and then as the feelings recede just casually massage it into my skin whilst scrolling the forum with my spare hand and occasionally offering solid advice to any threads of interest.
Have fun pal  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 44 weeks ago
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"I’ve got a glass of wine. I’m ready to buss a nut
Can I have a glass as well though? x
Yes you can drink it while you’re sat on my face.
Oooooo okay that’s a deal right there x
Nom nom nom
Oh yes please…. xx
Do you know its illegal to wank on a bus in Scotland
Is it really? I had no idea, not something I have ever witnessed to be honest with you bet people do it though x"
That shit is illegal everywhere |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"Naked.
Two pillows behind you, head propped on headboard or whatever you have your bed against.
Legs apart and in the frog position so your foot soles are flat on the mattress.
Choose your material, I’m all over the mfm stuff lately but whatever pickles your eggs.
Baby oil your palm and get your beautiful penis nice and slippy, I’ve also taken to keeping a nice little reservoir in my belly button for when I’m really going through the gears.
Start stroking, long languid strokes stretching your skin fully to begin and steadily build up the rhythm.
I like to just discharge onto my torso these days and then as the feelings recede just casually massage it into my skin whilst scrolling the forum with my spare hand and occasionally offering solid advice to any threads of interest.
Have fun pal "
Little reservoir hahaha, brilliant that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 44 weeks ago
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"Naked.
Two pillows behind you, head propped on headboard or whatever you have your bed against.
Legs apart and in the frog position so your foot soles are flat on the mattress.
Choose your material, I’m all over the mfm stuff lately but whatever pickles your eggs.
Baby oil your palm and get your beautiful penis nice and slippy, I’ve also taken to keeping a nice little reservoir in my belly button for when I’m really going through the gears.
Start stroking, long languid strokes stretching your skin fully to begin and steadily build up the rhythm.
I like to just discharge onto my torso these days and then as the feelings recede just casually massage it into my skin whilst scrolling the forum with my spare hand and occasionally offering solid advice to any threads of interest.
Have fun pal "
Pickles my eggs. nice one.
This is top tier. I’m officially bookmarking this thread |
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By *stellaWoman 44 weeks ago
London |
"Takes my clothes off, walks slowly towards you, leans down, my breasts grazing your shoulder, and whispers in your ear “Simone de Beauvoir”…
You understood the assignment
Ok. I’m ROCK hard
(You’re on a sofa sitting)
Swings leg over you and tentatively sits astride your legs and joins you in clasping your cock. First I’m looking down at your hardness and slowly I raise my head and we lock eyes. Sparkly, twinkly, lustful, hungry eyes say a million words as my hands on your hands move up and down your erection. I lick my lips. I whisper “fuck the police” and I lean in to kiss you.
Yes yes yes.
Note please?
I feel like I’m in the fantasies section
(What does note please mean?)
Will continue shortly…
More please * sorry I’m wanking rn !!!"
The kiss is on point, our rhythm in synch, but you sense my desire as it intensifies and hardens, and then I pull back. I remove my hands from yours and cradle the back of your head, eyes looking at you imploringly, widening and locked in yours. Simultaneously we move and my nipple is in pressed to your mouth. You hear my breathing quicken just a pace for you to know you’ve got me. And my voice is ever so slightly strained as I say “Free Palestine”. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 44 weeks ago
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"Takes my clothes off, walks slowly towards you, leans down, my breasts grazing your shoulder, and whispers in your ear “Simone de Beauvoir”…
You understood the assignment
Ok. I’m ROCK hard
(You’re on a sofa sitting)
Swings leg over you and tentatively sits astride your legs and joins you in clasping your cock. First I’m looking down at your hardness and slowly I raise my head and we lock eyes. Sparkly, twinkly, lustful, hungry eyes say a million words as my hands on your hands move up and down your erection. I lick my lips. I whisper “fuck the police” and I lean in to kiss you.
Yes yes yes.
Note please?
I feel like I’m in the fantasies section
(What does note please mean?)
Will continue shortly…
More please * sorry I’m wanking rn !!!
The kiss is on point, our rhythm in synch, but you sense my desire as it intensifies and hardens, and then I pull back. I remove my hands from yours and cradle the back of your head, eyes looking at you imploringly, widening and locked in yours. Simultaneously we move and my nipple is in pressed to your mouth. You hear my breathing quicken just a pace for you to know you’ve got me. And my voice is ever so slightly strained as I say “Free Palestine”."
Don’t. You. Fucking. Stop.
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Priti Patel gets a side job cleaning hotels.
Ends up at a hotel hosting small migrants.
She enters the room belonging to Abdo, a 6’4, 27 year old Sudanese gentleman. In Arabic Abdo means ‘sensitive and kind’. Abdo is neither sensitive nor kind to Priti for the next 27 minutes |
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"Priti Patel gets a side job cleaning hotels.
Ends up at a hotel hosting small migrants.
She enters the room belonging to Abdo, a 6’4, 27 year old Sudanese gentleman. In Arabic Abdo means ‘sensitive and kind’. Abdo is neither sensitive nor kind to Priti for the next 27 minutes "
oh my god |
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By *stellaWoman 44 weeks ago
London |
"Priti Patel gets a side job cleaning hotels.
Ends up at a hotel hosting small migrants.
She enters the room belonging to Abdo, a 6’4, 27 year old Sudanese gentleman. In Arabic Abdo means ‘sensitive and kind’. Abdo is neither sensitive nor kind to Priti for the next 27 minutes "
Cracking! |
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"I don't think I can beat Estella and Tender Sam, but if you wanna fap to a bespectacled disabled bird, nekkid in her wheelchair, then call me "
The mental image I didn’t know I needed until tonight |
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"Priti Patel gets a side job cleaning hotels.
Ends up at a hotel hosting small migrants.
She enters the room belonging to Abdo, a 6’4, 27 year old Sudanese gentleman. In Arabic Abdo means ‘sensitive and kind’. Abdo is neither sensitive nor kind to Priti for the next 27 minutes
oh my god "
Never given it much thought honestly |
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"Priti Patel gets a side job cleaning hotels.
Ends up at a hotel hosting small migrants.
She enters the room belonging to Abdo, a 6’4, 27 year old Sudanese gentleman. In Arabic Abdo means ‘sensitive and kind’. Abdo is neither sensitive nor kind to Priti for the next 27 minutes
Cracking! "
Priti I can fap to. I draw the line at Suella  |
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"I don't think I can beat Estella and Tender Sam, but if you wanna fap to a bespectacled disabled bird, nekkid in her wheelchair, then call me
The mental image I didn’t know I needed until tonight "
You're welcome. I think it's blown Pickle's mind. And ball sack. He's evidently speechless |
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By *stellaWoman 44 weeks ago
London |
"Priti Patel gets a side job cleaning hotels.
Ends up at a hotel hosting small migrants.
She enters the room belonging to Abdo, a 6’4, 27 year old Sudanese gentleman. In Arabic Abdo means ‘sensitive and kind’. Abdo is neither sensitive nor kind to Priti for the next 27 minutes
Cracking!
Priti I can fap to. I draw the line at Suella "
I read that as Estella first, I was starting to sulk again. But you said Suella, peace is restored. |
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"Priti Patel gets a side job cleaning hotels.
Ends up at a hotel hosting small migrants.
She enters the room belonging to Abdo, a 6’4, 27 year old Sudanese gentleman. In Arabic Abdo means ‘sensitive and kind’. Abdo is neither sensitive nor kind to Priti for the next 27 minutes
Cracking!
Priti I can fap to. I draw the line at Suella
I read that as Estella first, I was starting to sulk again. But you said Suella, peace is restored. "
1. Priti
2. Suella
3 - 7. Vacant
8. T May
9. Lizzy T
10. Estella    |
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