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By (user no longer on site) OP 44 weeks ago
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"Are there any sayings that make you smile or you never really got
I never got
Couldn’t hit a door with a banjo string!!
It should be
Couldn’t hit a barn door with a banjo"
Yup, still don’t get it  |
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"Are there any sayings that make you smile or you never really got
I never got
Couldn’t hit a door with a banjo string!!
It should be
Couldn’t hit a barn door with a banjo"
I say couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo to say you have shit aim (like what someone goes for a pearl necklace and gets you in the eye |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"When a striker is going through a dry spell, I like the phrase "couldn't score in a brothel"  "
Or even worse. In a nil nil fest of anti football perfection. The half time headline reads. Level at the break! |
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By *obajxMan 44 weeks ago
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Two phrases
"A rose between two thorns"
"You'll always find a prick in a bunch of roses"
At a works doo a number of years ago and two of my colleagues were talking to the boss' wife
I was a bit pissed and got the two phrases confused and came out with
"A rose between a couple of pricks"
Which in hindsight wasn't far from the truth |
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has anyone ever measured how daft a brush is ? 
