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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Are there any sayings that make you smile or you never really got

I never got

Couldn’t hit a door with a banjo string!!

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By *onameyet2Man  over a year ago

chorley


"Are there any sayings that make you smile or you never really got

I never got

Couldn’t hit a door with a banjo string!!"

It should be

Couldn’t hit a barn door with a banjo

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Are there any sayings that make you smile or you never really got

I never got

Couldn’t hit a door with a banjo string!!

It should be

Couldn’t hit a barn door with a banjo"

Yup, still don’t get it

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

As daft as a brush.... lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As daft as a brush.... lol"

Is that directed at me

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

You could fall into a barrel of tits and still come out sucking your thumb

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By *ellaboo400Couple  over a year ago

Gorebridge


"Are there any sayings that make you smile or you never really got

I never got

Couldn’t hit a door with a banjo string!!

It should be

Couldn’t hit a barn door with a banjo"

I say couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo to say you have shit aim (like what someone goes for a pearl necklace and gets you in the eye

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By *arker secrets 321Man  over a year ago

West Bromwich

Couldn't stop a pig in an entry x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Irish mammy, "look at the dirt of those ears" which when u think about it is anatomically impossible

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8

It beggars belief. I mean, what?!!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"As daft as a brush.... lol

Is that directed at me "

has anyone ever measured how daft a brush is ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When a striker is going through a dry spell, I like the phrase "couldn't score in a brothel"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's the way the mop flops

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When a striker is going through a dry spell, I like the phrase "couldn't score in a brothel" "

Or even worse. In a nil nil fest of anti football perfection. The half time headline reads. Level at the break!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Couldn't stop a pig in an entry x

Cousin farm in Cookstown pigs my they move rather FAST .

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'He's happy as Larry'

Who dafuq is Larry?

'Believe you me'

What dafuq have I got to do with your belief

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By *eef12377Man  over a year ago

crediton

My favourite is

I’d rather shit in my hands and clap

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By *onnyJohnMan  over a year ago

Doncaster

When someone asks me about a particular job/s or responsibilities at work which are nothing to do with me..

"Not my circus, not my monkeys"

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Teeth like wheely bins… one every yard

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By *ealMissShadyWoman  over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

If you don't understand it then it's a waste of my crayons drawing you a diagram to explain it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My Mum ..

" Don't be a Cunt "

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"My Mum ..

" Don't be a Cunt " "

My mum said that too… and they’re both right

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whose coat is that jacket?

And to be clear….NO ONE SAYS THIS IN WALES

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By *obajxMan  over a year ago

Cheshire

He could stick his hand in a toilet full of shit and still come out holding a Mars bar

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"My Mum ..

" Don't be a Cunt "

My mum said that too… and they’re both right "

Absofuckinlutely

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

You’re as useful as a chocolate teapot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Those who stir the shit pot …

Should have to lick spoon "

Haha I love that !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My fave when someone at work fucks up

If I ordered a truck load of idiots and only you turned up I’d have got my moneys worth

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By *olkiMan  over a year ago

somewhere

As odd as a bottle of chips

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By *erry bull1Man  over a year ago

doncaster

He’s as handy as a one legged man in a arse kicking contest

What’s for tea mum ,, shit with sugar on

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By *he ass man 666Man  over a year ago

paradise city

Sounds like a you problem not a me problem

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Whose coat is that jacket?

And to be clear….NO ONE SAYS THIS IN WALES "

But they do say “Oh, shit myself have you?”

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By *he ass man 666Man  over a year ago

paradise city

Mad as a bag of frogs

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

About as useful as a screen door on a submarine

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By *he ass man 666Man  over a year ago

paradise city

Don’t know ya arse from ya elbow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You’re as useful as a chocolate teapot "

Or... as useful as a wet paperbag

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By *ndycoinsMan  over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

The grasping hand is never full.

From twisted materials nothing straight is ever made.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bob’s your uncle

Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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By *olfandtazCouple  over a year ago

Bristol

What's for tea

Horseshit and tram tickets

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By *rRiosMan  over a year ago

dublin

A twist on the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

The shite doesn’t fall far from the arse…

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By *JB1954Man  over a year ago

Reading

My one is . But never said to a female as below

Roses are Red

Violets are blue

When I use my right hand

I think if of you

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By *obajxMan  over a year ago

Cheshire

Two phrases

"A rose between two thorns"

"You'll always find a prick in a bunch of roses"

At a works doo a number of years ago and two of my colleagues were talking to the boss' wife

I was a bit pissed and got the two phrases confused and came out with

"A rose between a couple of pricks"

Which in hindsight wasn't far from the truth

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