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Happy birthday Woody !
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"This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss?
No. Go fuck yourself xx
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Haha. Can you tell that to Mr Sprout?….."
Mr Sprout - Woody wants you to fuck him.
I think he wants a kiss first too??
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"****It’s not my birthday****.
Blame the OP not me!!!
Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope. 
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Sorry I misunderstood you crying about not getting a birthday thread as in it was your birthday today. My bad  |
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By *aizyWoman 44 weeks ago
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"****It’s not my birthday****.
Blame the OP not me!!!
Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.
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I'm taking back my birthday wishes then!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"****It’s not my birthday****.
Blame the OP not me!!!
Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.
Sorry I misunderstood you crying about not getting a birthday thread as in it was your birthday today. My bad "
Proof right there that nobody asks me anything. haha. |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"****It’s not my birthday****.
Blame the OP not me!!!
Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.
It’s your unbirthday 
Just roll with it "
I will still accept kisses. |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"****It’s not my birthday****.
Blame the OP not me!!!
Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.
I'm taking back my birthday wishes then!! "
Until next time, I hope. x |
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"****It’s not my birthday****.
Blame the OP not me!!!
Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.
It’s your unbirthday
Just roll with it
I will still accept kisses. "
I’ve already sent you some up there ^^
You want more? |
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By *aizyWoman 44 weeks ago
west midlands |
"****It’s not my birthday****.
Blame the OP not me!!!
Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.
I'm taking back my birthday wishes then!!
Until next time, I hope. x"
Not sure if I'll be able to believe you Woody |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"****It’s not my birthday****.
Blame the OP not me!!!
Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.
It’s your unbirthday
Just roll with it
I will still accept kisses.
I’ve already sent you some up there ^^
You want more? "
I always want more, it’s my birth….. I just like more  |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"****It’s not my birthday****.
Blame the OP not me!!!
Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.
I'm taking back my birthday wishes then!!
Until next time, I hope. x
Not sure if I'll be able to believe you Woody "
It Wasn’t me!…. |
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"****It’s not my birthday****.
Blame the OP not me!!!
Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.
It’s your unbirthday
Just roll with it
I will still accept kisses.
I’ve already sent you some up there ^^
You want more?
I always want more, it’s my birth….. I just like more "
Okie dokie. All the kisses for you… including tongues obvs |
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"****It’s not my birthday****.
Blame the OP not me!!!
Mr sprout , everyone will be more annoyed at you, then they will be at me…… I hope.
It’s your unbirthday
Just roll with it "
I asked him if he wanted one but he didn’t say either way… happy unbirthday woody |
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"This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss? ok if i have to 
It’s not my Birthday Fred!
Or
It’s my not Birthday thread……
really omg all these wishes wasted "
Now they won’t come true |
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By *TG3Man 44 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss? ok if i have to
It’s not my Birthday Fred!
Or
It’s my not Birthday thread……
really omg all these wishes wasted
Now they won’t come true "
mine might...... Maybe |
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"****It’s not my birthday****.
Blame the OP not me!!!"
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Just pretend it's your birthday, motherfucker. If Paddington Bear and HM Queen  can have two birthdays then why can't you?
Today it's your "Trooping The Colour" parade. |
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"This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss? ok if i have to
It’s not my Birthday Fred!
Or
It’s my not Birthday thread……
really omg all these wishes wasted
Now they won’t come true mine might...... Maybe "
What are your wishes, Fred? |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss? ok if i have to
It’s not my Birthday Fred!
Or
It’s my not Birthday thread……
really omg all these wishes wasted
Now they won’t come true "
*face palm.
Damn. |
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"This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss? ok if i have to
It’s not my Birthday Fred!
Or
It’s my not Birthday thread……
really omg all these wishes wasted
Now they won’t come true
*face palm.
Damn. "
May all your unbirthday wishes come true |
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By *TG3Man 44 weeks ago
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"This is all great,…. But is anyone going to offer a birthday kiss? ok if i have to
It’s not my Birthday Fred!
Or
It’s my not Birthday thread……
really omg all these wishes wasted
Now they won’t come true mine might...... Maybe
What are your wishes, Fred? "
I'll whisper in yer lughole |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"Thanks for all the well wishes. But it’s not today sadly. 
No it was yesterday silly
Still wrong.  "
I know when it is. I'll start one that day. I'll even set an Alexa reminder.
Everyone else can moan about how much everything is going up in price |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"Thanks for all the well wishes. But it’s not today sadly.
No it was yesterday silly
Still wrong.
I know when it is. I'll start one that day. I'll even set an Alexa reminder.
Everyone else can moan about how much everything is going up in price "
Someone has to pay for the party. |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"Thanks for all the well wishes. But it’s not today sadly.
No it was yesterday silly
Still wrong.
I know… but it’s too funny
Happy unbirthday Woody… again "
Takes the mouse out of the pot to pour the tea….. into the sink, and gets a coffee. |
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