Naaah. When you come home from work early due to something unexpected and there are a bunch of dwarfs butt naked fucking in your living room while pixies dance around eating your potatoes. That is weird! |
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"Naaah. When you come home from work early due to something unexpected and there are a bunch of dwarfs butt naked fucking in your living room while pixies dance around eating your potatoes. That is weird!"
Any particular type of potato? 
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"When you come home from work early due to something unexpected and you just don't know what to do?! "
If you have been burgled call 999 or was it something else? |
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"Naaah. When you come home from work early due to something unexpected and there are a bunch of dwarfs butt naked fucking in your living room while pixies dance around eating your potatoes. That is weird!"
What's unexpected about that?  |
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"When you come home from work early due to something unexpected and you just don't know what to do?!
If you have been burgled call 999 or was it something else?"
I wish it was that exciting... I was driving works van and had to brake sharply and an engine hit the back of my seat. |
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"Naaah. When you come home from work early due to something unexpected and there are a bunch of dwarfs butt naked fucking in your living room while pixies dance around eating your potatoes. That is weird!"
Feck funkey, have you been to my house and been watching oscar and his makes  |
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"Naaah. When you come home from work early due to something unexpected and there are a bunch of dwarfs butt naked fucking in your living room while pixies dance around eating your potatoes. That is weird!
Any particular type of potato?
This could prove important for me... "
Red King Edward... usually. |
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"Naaah. When you come home from work early due to something unexpected and there are a bunch of dwarfs butt naked fucking in your living room while pixies dance around eating your potatoes. That is weird!
What's unexpected about that? "
Well obviously I wasn't counting you! The woman who keeps dwarfs in her shed against their will! |
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"Naaah. When you come home from work early due to something unexpected and there are a bunch of dwarfs butt naked fucking in your living room while pixies dance around eating your potatoes. That is weird!
Feck funkey, have you been to my house and been watching oscar and his makes "
Once or twice  |
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"Naaah. When you come home from work early due to something unexpected and there are a bunch of dwarfs butt naked fucking in your living room while pixies dance around eating your potatoes. That is weird!
Feck funkey, have you been to my house and been watching oscar and his makes
Once or twice "
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I've come home early today, took the dog for a long walk and finally got round to tuning my 12-string a quarter tone sharp so I can learn a few new songs. |
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"Naaah. When you come home from work early due to something unexpected and there are a bunch of dwarfs butt naked fucking in your living room while pixies dance around eating your potatoes. That is weird!
Any particular type of potato?
This could prove important for me...
Red King Edward... usually."
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"When you come home from work early due to something unexpected and you just don't know what to do?!
If you have been burgled call 999 or was it something else?
I wish it was that exciting... I was driving works van and had to brake sharply and an engine hit the back of my seat. "
fook what happened to the bumper and headlights  |
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