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By (user no longer on site) OP    44 weeks ago

With short hair. Where are you all hiding?

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By *eroLondonMan 44 weeks ago

Covent Garden

I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen.

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By *iss My AxeMan 44 weeks ago

Durham


"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen."

Must be a big armoire, I hope you took all your coats out first to make space

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman 44 weeks ago

Next Door

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By *ittlebirdWoman 44 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen."

*waves*

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman 44 weeks ago

Somewhere else

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman 44 weeks ago

Somewhere else

I am not hiding in an armoire.

Or anywhere else.

I’ve never hidden and I’m not about to start

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By *ittlebirdWoman 44 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I am not hiding in an armoire.

Or anywhere else.

I’ve never hidden and I’m not about to start "

And you’ve got the shortest hair ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP    44 weeks ago


"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen."

Nero, please do not hoard these beauties, let them out to roam, they should be unleashed.

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By *eroLondonMan 44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen.

·

Must be a big armoire, I hope you took all your coats out first to make space"

It's a chilly armoire, woollen and fluffy coats aplenty to keep their porcelain smooth derrières warm and protected. If they venture further into it they will come out the other side to Narnia.

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By *eroLondonMan 44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen.

·

*waves*

"

You will have to step onto a footstool, my Le Petit Oiseau.

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By *ornycougaWoman 44 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen.

·

Must be a big armoire, I hope you took all your coats out first to make space

It's a chilly armoire, woollen and fluffy coats aplenty to keep their porcelain smooth derrières warm and protected. If they venture further into it they will come out the other side to Narnia."

Books hair cut so I can once again qualify for entry!

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By *he KinkysCouple 44 weeks ago

Edinburgh

How short are we talking here? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP    44 weeks ago


"How short are we talking here? x"

Oh I'm thinking nothing more than 5ft 5 really, Nero's armoire isn't that big after all.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman 44 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"I am not hiding in an armoire.

Or anywhere else.

I’ve never hidden and I’m not about to start

And you’ve got the shortest hair ever "

I’m smooth…

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By *eroLondonMan 44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"How short are we talking here? x

·

Oh I'm thinking nothing more than 5ft 5 really, Nero's armoire isn't that big after all. "

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By *he KinkysCouple 44 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"How short are we talking here? x

Oh I'm thinking nothing more than 5ft 5 really, Nero's armoire isn't that big after all. "

Yay….. Made it x

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By *ittlebirdWoman 44 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen.

·

*waves*

You will have to step onto a footstool, my Le Petit Oiseau."

Always

I’m a dwarf don’t you know…

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By *ittlebirdWoman 44 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I am not hiding in an armoire.

Or anywhere else.

I’ve never hidden and I’m not about to start

And you’ve got the shortest hair ever

I’m smooth… "

Yes you are. And hot

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman 44 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"I am not hiding in an armoire.

Or anywhere else.

I’ve never hidden and I’m not about to start

And you’ve got the shortest hair ever

I’m smooth…

Yes you are. And hot "

*kisses you on all your pink parts*

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By *eroLondonMan 44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen.

·

Must be a big armoire, I hope you took all your coats out first to make space

It's a chilly armoire, woollen and fluffy coats aplenty to keep their porcelain smooth derrières warm and protected. If they venture further into it they will come out the other side to Narnia.

·

Books hair cut so I can once again qualify for entry! "

When you're back from Mexico we shall arrange for a spare micro-coat and a bottle of fizz to match your effervescence!

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By *aizyWoman 44 weeks ago

west midlands


"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen.

·

Must be a big armoire, I hope you took all your coats out first to make space

It's a chilly armoire, woollen and fluffy coats aplenty to keep their porcelain smooth derrières warm and protected. If they venture further into it they will come out the other side to Narnia.

Books hair cut so I can once again qualify for entry! "

We need short hair to get in?? Its the wrong time of year for me to chop mine off, I'll have to wait till the weather warms up a bit.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman 44 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen.

·

Must be a big armoire, I hope you took all your coats out first to make space

It's a chilly armoire, woollen and fluffy coats aplenty to keep their porcelain smooth derrières warm and protected. If they venture further into it they will come out the other side to Narnia.

Books hair cut so I can once again qualify for entry!

We need short hair to get in?? Its the wrong time of year for me to chop mine off, I'll have to wait till the weather warms up a bit."

I can teach you how to hide ALL of it under a wig cap and a cute little short wig

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By *aizyWoman 44 weeks ago

west midlands


"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen.

·

Must be a big armoire, I hope you took all your coats out first to make space

It's a chilly armoire, woollen and fluffy coats aplenty to keep their porcelain smooth derrières warm and protected. If they venture further into it they will come out the other side to Narnia.

Books hair cut so I can once again qualify for entry!

We need short hair to get in?? Its the wrong time of year for me to chop mine off, I'll have to wait till the weather warms up a bit.

I can teach you how to hide ALL of it under a wig cap and a cute little short wig "

That is the best offer I have ever had on here!!! Googling wigs right now!

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By *ittlebirdWoman 44 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I am not hiding in an armoire.

Or anywhere else.

I’ve never hidden and I’m not about to start

And you’ve got the shortest hair ever

I’m smooth…

Yes you are. And hot

*kisses you on all your pink parts* "

Saucy… I like it

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman 44 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen.

·

Must be a big armoire, I hope you took all your coats out first to make space

It's a chilly armoire, woollen and fluffy coats aplenty to keep their porcelain smooth derrières warm and protected. If they venture further into it they will come out the other side to Narnia.

Books hair cut so I can once again qualify for entry!

We need short hair to get in?? Its the wrong time of year for me to chop mine off, I'll have to wait till the weather warms up a bit.

I can teach you how to hide ALL of it under a wig cap and a cute little short wig

That is the best offer I have ever had on here!!! Googling wigs right now! "

You can DM me if you want. I’m happy to share what I know.

Probably some of our trans friends can also give you valuable advice too

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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago

Oh not again.

That's it I'm changing my username again!

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By *ittlebirdWoman 44 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Oh not again.

That's it I'm changing my username again! "

No don’t gorgeous. It suits you

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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago


"Oh not again.

That's it I'm changing my username again!

No don’t gorgeous. It suits you "

But I got fat it's a catfish name

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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago


"Oh not again.

That's it I'm changing my username again!

No don’t gorgeous. It suits you

But I got fat it's a catfish name "

Wrong emoji!

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By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman 44 weeks ago

Worcester


"How short are we talking here? x

Oh I'm thinking nothing more than 5ft 5 really, Nero's armoire isn't that big after all. "

5ft5 is above the National average, so quite tall on the sliding scale.

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By *aizyWoman 44 weeks ago

west midlands


"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen.

·

Must be a big armoire, I hope you took all your coats out first to make space

It's a chilly armoire, woollen and fluffy coats aplenty to keep their porcelain smooth derrières warm and protected. If they venture further into it they will come out the other side to Narnia.

Books hair cut so I can once again qualify for entry!

We need short hair to get in?? Its the wrong time of year for me to chop mine off, I'll have to wait till the weather warms up a bit.

I can teach you how to hide ALL of it under a wig cap and a cute little short wig

That is the best offer I have ever had on here!!! Googling wigs right now!

You can DM me if you want. I’m happy to share what I know.

Probably some of our trans friends can also give you valuable advice too "

Thanks, I did used to have a buzzcut grade 2 many years ago, Sinead O'Connor style!

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By *ittlebirdWoman 44 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Oh not again.

That's it I'm changing my username again!

No don’t gorgeous. It suits you

But I got fat it's a catfish name

Wrong emoji!"

You are not fat. At all… gorgeous sexy woman

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By *eroLondonMan 44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Oh not again.

·

That's it I'm changing my username again! "

I wouldn't if I were you. I've got it tattooed on my phallus...in Helvetica typeface.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    44 weeks ago

All my favourites are here so far.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 44 weeks ago

Essex


"With short hair. Where are you all hiding? "

Behind a really low hedge

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By *oxy RedWoman 44 weeks ago

Glasgow


"With short hair. Where are you all hiding? "

In this 5'11 body....

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By *xposedInTheSunCouple 44 weeks ago

Cambridgeshire

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By *ornycougaWoman 44 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen.

·

Must be a big armoire, I hope you took all your coats out first to make space

It's a chilly armoire, woollen and fluffy coats aplenty to keep their porcelain smooth derrières warm and protected. If they venture further into it they will come out the other side to Narnia.

·

Books hair cut so I can once again qualify for entry!

When you're back from Mexico we shall arrange for a spare micro-coat and a bottle of fizz to match your effervescence! "

Now that is definitely worth coming home for!

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By *ornycougaWoman 44 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen.

·

Must be a big armoire, I hope you took all your coats out first to make space

It's a chilly armoire, woollen and fluffy coats aplenty to keep their porcelain smooth derrières warm and protected. If they venture further into it they will come out the other side to Narnia.

Books hair cut so I can once again qualify for entry!

We need short hair to get in?? Its the wrong time of year for me to chop mine off, I'll have to wait till the weather warms up a bit."

Apparently so. Too shaggy, not shag worthy!

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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago


"Oh not again.

·

That's it I'm changing my username again!

I wouldn't if I were you. I've got it tattooed on my phallus...in Helvetica typeface."

Pic or it didn't happen!

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By *ittlebirdWoman 44 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Oh not again.

·

That's it I'm changing my username again!

I wouldn't if I were you. I've got it tattooed on my phallus...in Helvetica typeface."

Heathen… helvetica

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman 44 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"Oh not again.

That's it I'm changing my username again!

No don’t gorgeous. It suits you

But I got fat it's a catfish name

Wrong emoji!

You are not fat. At all… gorgeous sexy woman "

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman 44 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen.

·

Must be a big armoire, I hope you took all your coats out first to make space

It's a chilly armoire, woollen and fluffy coats aplenty to keep their porcelain smooth derrières warm and protected. If they venture further into it they will come out the other side to Narnia.

Books hair cut so I can once again qualify for entry!

We need short hair to get in?? Its the wrong time of year for me to chop mine off, I'll have to wait till the weather warms up a bit.

I can teach you how to hide ALL of it under a wig cap and a cute little short wig

That is the best offer I have ever had on here!!! Googling wigs right now!

You can DM me if you want. I’m happy to share what I know.

Probably some of our trans friends can also give you valuable advice too

Thanks, I did used to have a buzzcut grade 2 many years ago, Sinead O'Connor style! "

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman 44 weeks ago

Somewhere else

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By *ittlebirdWoman 44 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"[clothes removed by poster at 24/01/24 14:20:04]"

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman 44 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"[clothes removed by poster at 24/01/24 14:20:04]

"

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By *aizyWoman 44 weeks ago

west midlands


"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen.

·

Must be a big armoire, I hope you took all your coats out first to make space

It's a chilly armoire, woollen and fluffy coats aplenty to keep their porcelain smooth derrières warm and protected. If they venture further into it they will come out the other side to Narnia.

Books hair cut so I can once again qualify for entry!

We need short hair to get in?? Its the wrong time of year for me to chop mine off, I'll have to wait till the weather warms up a bit.

Apparently so. Too shaggy, not shag worthy! "

Ah! So thats where I've been going wrong!

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman 44 weeks ago

Somewhere else

I personally would not kick anyone out of bed for having hair that’s too long.

Just, if you’re a dude, don’t grow too much facial hair.

(And learn / memorise the substantial amount of additional non optional requirements.)

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By (user no longer on site) OP    44 weeks ago

So how many are in the armoire right now?

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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago


"Oh not again.

·

That's it I'm changing my username again!

I wouldn't if I were you. I've got it tattooed on my phallus...in Helvetica typeface.

Heathen… helvetica "

I know right! I'm traumatized.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 44 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"So how many are in the armoire right now?"

All of us

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By *ittlebirdWoman 44 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Oh not again.

·

That's it I'm changing my username again!

I wouldn't if I were you. I've got it tattooed on my phallus...in Helvetica typeface.

Heathen… helvetica

I know right! I'm traumatized."

I’m not surprised. Mrs Eaves all day long

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman 44 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"So how many are in the armoire right now?

All of us "

Except me. I don’t fancy Narnia.

Anyone who wants to follow me to CloudCuckooLand is welcome. Let’s make a break for it, ladies!

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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago


"With short hair. Where are you all hiding? "

Probably behind the short furniture ….

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By *eroLondonMan 44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"So how many are in the armoire right now?"

Most of them have passed through to Narnia.

Now we have to deal with The Lying, The Bitch and the Whoredrobe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    44 weeks ago


"So how many are in the armoire right now?

Most of them have passed through to Narnia.

Now we have to deal with The Lying, The Bitch and the Whoredrobe. "

I'll let you assign the roles.

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By *eroLondonMan 44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Oh not again.

·

That's it I'm changing my username again!

I wouldn't if I were you. I've got it tattooed on my phallus...in Helvetica typeface.

·

Pic or it didn't happen!"

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 44 weeks ago

North West


"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen.

*waves*

"

Hey sexy.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 44 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen.

*waves*

Hey sexy. "

Hey gorgeous

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By *ris GrayMan 44 weeks ago

Dorchester


"I am not hiding in an armorey.

Or anywhere else.

I’ve never hidden and I’m not about to start "

why you hiding their do you have arms?

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman 44 weeks ago

Somewhere else

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman 44 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"I am not hiding in an armorey.

Or anywhere else.

I’ve never hidden and I’m not about to start why you hiding their do you have arms? "

As a matter of fact I do… and this is an arms race

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By *weet and SpiceCouple 44 weeks ago

Around the Midlands


"With short hair. Where are you all hiding? "

Sorry, long hair here

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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago


"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen."

Nero, there's no food in this armoire!

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By *hunky GentMan 44 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"With short hair. Where are you all hiding? "

They're standing behind me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    44 weeks ago


"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen.

Nero, there's no food in this armoire! "

Yeah come on Nero, get some min rolls pr petit(e) four in there for the ladies.

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By *ecky and justCouple 44 weeks ago

Godalming

Well… Sorry.. I found one hiding as a unicorn..

Snagged her and married her…

I let her out to play though..

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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago


"Well… Sorry.. I found one hiding as a unicorn..

Snagged her and married her…

I let her out to play though.. "

Can she come play with me? Alone

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By *ecky and justCouple 44 weeks ago

Godalming


"Well… Sorry.. I found one hiding as a unicorn..

Snagged her and married her…

I let her out to play though..

Can she come play with me? Alone "

I’m sure Becky would enjoy that. You’d need to ask her…

Totally has my blessing.!

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By *eroLondonMan 44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen.

·

Nero, there's no food in this armoire! "

I can offer you a cocktail sausage, Nell. Or we can 'put' Faith into horizontal and offer her up as the buffet.

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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago


"Well… Sorry.. I found one hiding as a unicorn..

Snagged her and married her…

I let her out to play though..

Can she come play with me? Alone

I’m sure Becky would enjoy that. You’d need to ask her…

Totally has my blessing.! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP    44 weeks ago

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman 44 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"I have sequestered them to my vintage French Armoire. These feisty and lustful creatures are love's unsung luminaries and require frequent nourishment from deviantly genteel gentlemen.

·

Nero, there's no food in this armoire!

I can offer you a cocktail sausage, Nell. Or we can 'put' Faith into horizontal and offer her up as the buffet."

Your persistence, good sir, is… notable.

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By *eroLondonMan 44 weeks ago

Covent Garden

She's volunteering to be a smörgåsbord ... ^

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 44 weeks ago

Southampton

Sorry great big heffalump here

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By *eroLondonMan 44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Sorry great big heffalump here "

We can always place you in Pooh's 100 Acre Wood.

But that's for another thread for another time.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman 44 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"She's volunteering to be a smörgåsbord ... ^"

You are ever the optimist

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman 44 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"Oh not again.

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That's it I'm changing my username again!

I wouldn't if I were you. I've got it tattooed on my phallus...in Helvetica typeface."

Just the initials though, right?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 44 weeks ago

Southampton


"So how many are in the armoire right now?

Most of them have passed through to Narnia.

Now we have to deal with The Lying, The Bitch and the Whoredrobe. "

I'm big enough to be the wardrobe

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By *eroLondonMan 44 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"She's volunteering to be a smörgåsbord ... ^

You are ever the optimist "

I insist to persist.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman 44 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"She's volunteering to be a smörgåsbord ... ^

You are ever the optimist

I insist to persist."

I’m LMFAO.

And you, good sir, can FAAFO.

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