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But not all penises are pretty.
What qualities has a “pretty penis” got?
And how about one that isn’t so pretty?
I’ll start: I was telling Mr S this morning that I’m glad his cock is the same skin colour as the rest of his body. I have an ex-FWB whose cock had a skin colour so much darker that it looked like he’d had a transplant.
I used to call it a Frankencock. My ex FWB was a grave digger, so you ALL know what I thought.
Anyway. That’s my 2p - I want the skin tone on the cock to match the rest of his body.
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"As I said on the other thread clean and healthy is my only concern. I find (personally) discussion of good/bad re body parts problematic and uncomfortable and harmful. Just my tuppence.  "
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"As I said on the other thread clean and healthy is my only concern. I find (personally) discussion of good/bad re body parts problematic and uncomfortable and harmful. Just my tuppence.
Which other thread? I haven’t been here much lately - didn’t mean to create a clone "
Oh sorry! There’s a pretty penis thread running —- thattaway!  |
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"But not all penises are pretty.
What qualities has a “pretty penis” got?
And how about one that isn’t so pretty?
I’ll start: I was telling Mr S this morning that I’m glad his cock is the same skin colour as the rest of his body. I have an ex-FWB whose cock had a skin colour so much darker that it looked like he’d had a transplant.
I used to call it a Frankencock. My ex FWB was a grave digger, so you ALL know what I thought.
Anyway. That’s my 2p - I want the skin tone on the cock to match the rest of his body.
What say you?"
*Sends Faith cock pic for scrutiny. |
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"As I said on the other thread clean and healthy is my only concern. I find (personally) discussion of good/bad re body parts problematic and uncomfortable and harmful. Just my tuppence. "
I don't know if you know what you did there.
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"As I said on the other thread clean and healthy is my only concern. I find (personally) discussion of good/bad re body parts problematic and uncomfortable and harmful. Just my tuppence.
Which other thread? I haven’t been here much lately - didn’t mean to create a clone
Oh sorry! There’s a pretty penis thread running —- thattaway! "
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"But not all penises are pretty.
What qualities has a “pretty penis” got?
And how about one that isn’t so pretty?
I’ll start: I was telling Mr S this morning that I’m glad his cock is the same skin colour as the rest of his body. I have an ex-FWB whose cock had a skin colour so much darker that it looked like he’d had a transplant.
I used to call it a Frankencock. My ex FWB was a grave digger, so you ALL know what I thought.
Anyway. That’s my 2p - I want the skin tone on the cock to match the rest of his body.
What say you?
*Sends Faith cock pic for scrutiny. "
Couldn’t see it. It has all these shapes cut out like an “I’m not a robot” CAPTCHA.
Send it again  |
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I think that personally to categorize peoples bodies or part of their bodies is toxic.
What defines it or anything as being pretty, surely beauty is in the eye of the beholder?
It takes a lot of courage for some people to post any body shots and now we are judging how pretty they are
What is achieved by this?
Making some feel inadequate? Make some feel insecure?
Always as well a double standard. Some many pretty penis posts but imagine if there were equally as many pretty vagina posts
Just my thoughts |
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"But not all penises are pretty.
What qualities has a “pretty penis” got?
And how about one that isn’t so pretty?
I’ll start: I was telling Mr S this morning that I’m glad his cock is the same skin colour as the rest of his body. I have an ex-FWB whose cock had a skin colour so much darker that it looked like he’d had a transplant.
I used to call it a Frankencock. My ex FWB was a grave digger, so you ALL know what I thought.
Anyway. That’s my 2p - I want the skin tone on the cock to match the rest of his body.
What say you?
*Sends Faith cock pic for scrutiny.
Couldn’t see it. It has all these shapes cut out like an “I’m not a robot” CAPTCHA.
Send it again "
Will do, look again in wide-screen. |
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"I think that personally to categorize peoples bodies or part of their bodies is toxic.
What defines it or anything as being pretty, surely beauty is in the eye of the beholder?
It takes a lot of courage for some people to post any body shots and now we are judging how pretty they are
What is achieved by this?
Making some feel inadequate? Make some feel insecure?
Always as well a double standard. Some many pretty penis posts but imagine if there were equally as many pretty vagina posts
Just my thoughts "
You can’t see a vagina without a speculum and a flashlight. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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So...
I'd say for me, a pretty penis is one that has me transfixed, where I can drift off in to a happy place thinking about it and not much else. The qualities a pretty one has over a not so pretty one? The owner of said penis.
I think I'd rather have a beautiful penis over a "pretty" one. I don't care if there's a difference in colour, a slight curve this way or that. I do care about the beauty to be found in its eagerness to respond to me - if a penis quickly becomes hard through my words, a kiss, a gentle stroke of his thighs. I think there's a certain beauty in the way it fits inside me; whether that's feeling my quim clench around him hungrily or that first pop when he reaches my throat, the way I can take all of him and crave him even more.
So, yes. I think I'd choose one that's beautiful to me, because of the owner, the way it responds to me and makes me feel over a "pretty" one any day. |
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"But not all penises are pretty.
What qualities has a “pretty penis” got?
And how about one that isn’t so pretty?
I’ll start: I was telling Mr S this morning that I’m glad his cock is the same skin colour as the rest of his body. I have an ex-FWB whose cock had a skin colour so much darker that it looked like he’d had a transplant.
I used to call it a Frankencock. My ex FWB was a grave digger, so you ALL know what I thought.
Anyway. That’s my 2p - I want the skin tone on the cock to match the rest of his body.
What say you?
*Sends Faith cock pic for scrutiny.
Couldn’t see it. It has all these shapes cut out like an “I’m not a robot” CAPTCHA.
Send it again
Will do, look again in wide-screen. "
*spontaneously starts wanking*
Wide screen does it for me! |
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"Poor men.
If only women could appreciate all penis as much as men appreciate all breasts 
I like yours
Know when to stop, Faith
Or what, Willy?"
Uh, I didn't think that far ahead to be honest.
Or else... I'll block you!!
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"So...
I'd say for me, a pretty penis is one that has me transfixed, where I can drift off in to a happy place thinking about it and not much else. The qualities a pretty one has over a not so pretty one? The owner of said penis.
I think I'd rather have a beautiful penis over a "pretty" one. I don't care if there's a difference in colour, a slight curve this way or that. I do care about the beauty to be found in its eagerness to respond to me - if a penis quickly becomes hard through my words, a kiss, a gentle stroke of his thighs. I think there's a certain beauty in the way it fits inside me; whether that's feeling my quim clench around him hungrily or that first pop when he reaches my throat, the way I can take all of him and crave him even more.
So, yes. I think I'd choose one that's beautiful to me, because of the owner, the way it responds to me and makes me feel over a "pretty" one any day."
*sees this and has the fastest O I’ve ever had from the written word* |
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"But not all penises are pretty.
What qualities has a “pretty penis” got?
And how about one that isn’t so pretty?
I’ll start: I was telling Mr S this morning that I’m glad his cock is the same skin colour as the rest of his body. I have an ex-FWB whose cock had a skin colour so much darker that it looked like he’d had a transplant.
I used to call it a Frankencock. My ex FWB was a grave digger, so you ALL know what I thought.
Anyway. That’s my 2p - I want the skin tone on the cock to match the rest of his body.
What say you?
*Sends Faith cock pic for scrutiny.
Couldn’t see it. It has all these shapes cut out like an “I’m not a robot” CAPTCHA.
Send it again
Will do, look again in wide-screen.
*spontaneously starts wanking*
Wide screen does it for me!"
I thought a helicopter was landing outside, it's just you fapping..... |
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"But not all penises are pretty.
What qualities has a “pretty penis” got?
And how about one that isn’t so pretty?
I’ll start: I was telling Mr S this morning that I’m glad his cock is the same skin colour as the rest of his body. I have an ex-FWB whose cock had a skin colour so much darker that it looked like he’d had a transplant.
I used to call it a Frankencock. My ex FWB was a grave digger, so you ALL know what I thought.
Anyway. That’s my 2p - I want the skin tone on the cock to match the rest of his body.
What say you?"
“Frankencock”
I find this thread reassuring that there’s a chance that I could possibly have a “pretty penis” rather than an ugly monster. Not that it gets much of an audience these days |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So...
I'd say for me, a pretty penis is one that has me transfixed, where I can drift off in to a happy place thinking about it and not much else. The qualities a pretty one has over a not so pretty one? The owner of said penis.
I think I'd rather have a beautiful penis over a "pretty" one. I don't care if there's a difference in colour, a slight curve this way or that. I do care about the beauty to be found in its eagerness to respond to me - if a penis quickly becomes hard through my words, a kiss, a gentle stroke of his thighs. I think there's a certain beauty in the way it fits inside me; whether that's feeling my quim clench around him hungrily or that first pop when he reaches my throat, the way I can take all of him and crave him even more.
So, yes. I think I'd choose one that's beautiful to me, because of the owner, the way it responds to me and makes me feel over a "pretty" one any day."
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
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"I think that personally to categorize peoples bodies or part of their bodies is toxic.
What defines it or anything as being pretty, surely beauty is in the eye of the beholder?
It takes a lot of courage for some people to post any body shots and now we are judging how pretty they are
What is achieved by this?
Making some feel inadequate? Make some feel insecure?
Always as well a double standard. Some many pretty penis posts but imagine if there were equally as many pretty vagina posts
Just my thoughts
You can’t see a vagina without a speculum and a flashlight."
Fine. How about Cute Cunts as an alternative thread title |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"So...
I'd say for me, a pretty penis is one that has me transfixed, where I can drift off in to a happy place thinking about it and not much else. The qualities a pretty one has over a not so pretty one? The owner of said penis.
I think I'd rather have a beautiful penis over a "pretty" one. I don't care if there's a difference in colour, a slight curve this way or that. I do care about the beauty to be found in its eagerness to respond to me - if a penis quickly becomes hard through my words, a kiss, a gentle stroke of his thighs. I think there's a certain beauty in the way it fits inside me; whether that's feeling my quim clench around him hungrily or that first pop when he reaches my throat, the way I can take all of him and crave him even more.
So, yes. I think I'd choose one that's beautiful to me, because of the owner, the way it responds to me and makes me feel over a "pretty" one any day.
*sees this and has the fastest O I’ve ever had from the written word*"
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I adore the Mr's penis I've become friends with it over the years and the love for it has grown he probably has the only penis I've ever liked the look of.
Every other penis is a penis, I've never looked at one and thought what a nice cock.
I have looked at some and thought keep that fucking thing away from me.
Maybe I'm just odd but genitals alone rarely look nice.
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"Dare someone to make a thread where we discuss the pretty and the ugly parts of a fanny
Why don’t you make that thread? "
I’d never want people to discuss why someone’s private parts are ugly. Seems rude and classless to me |
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As an owner and operator of a penis I’m of the opinion they are generally ugly looking things but at times when there are naked dudes in an excited condition at parties and clubs I’ve seen one or two that I think ‘okay, that is a handsome cock’ closely followed by uttering “lucky bastard” under my breath. |
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"Dare someone to make a thread where we discuss the pretty and the ugly parts of a fanny
Why don’t you make that thread?
I’d never want people to discuss why someone’s private parts are ugly. Seems rude and classless to me "
I don’t recall pissing in your Cheerios today, or any other day.
Tomorrow’s not looking good either.
Maybe I’ll see you next… oh you know the rest.  |
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