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Do you have a pretty penis?
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Nows your chance guys put your erect penis here so that all can guess who it belongs to but how do you actually do that without giving away who you are thats the challenge  |
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Been told my penis is very nice x |
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I guess its 'usemeforfun' am i right?  |
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No it looks like a witches nose.
The mr |
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"No it looks like a witches nose.
The mr "
with loads of hair sticking out?  |
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"No it looks like a witches nose.
The mr with loads of hair sticking out? "
And warts.
The mr |
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"No it looks like a witches nose.
The mr with loads of hair sticking out?
And warts.
The mr "
really omg I'm conjuring a picture |
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"No it looks like a witches nose.
The mr with loads of hair sticking out?
And warts.
The mr really omg I'm conjuring a picture "
Green puss dripping out the end. It’s got all sorts of nastiness going on down there.
The mr |
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"No it looks like a witches nose.
The mr with loads of hair sticking out?
And warts.
The mr really omg I'm conjuring a picture
Green puss dripping out the end. It’s got all sorts of nastiness going on down there.
The mr "
oh jeeeez thats put me off me brekkie |
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"No it looks like a witches nose.
The mr with loads of hair sticking out?
And warts.
The mr really omg I'm conjuring a picture
Green puss dripping out the end. It’s got all sorts of nastiness going on down there.
The mr oh jeeeez thats put me off me brekkie "
You’re welcome.
The mr |
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"Nows your chance guys put your erect penis here so that all can guess who it belongs to but how do you actually do that without giving away who you are thats the challenge "
What qualities make a pretty penis tbf?
I remember in a film once a woman says a guy has very athletically pleasing genitals as he has symmetrical testicles lol. Other than that not sure tbf if I’d even qualify lol. Plus how do you post your penis on a forum chat to begin with and even if you can how are you meant to do it without everyone instantly knowing you just posted a dick pic hahahaha.
Very confused by this lol x |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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I imagine it's in the eye of the beholder |
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Where's Carrick to bring this thread back on track? |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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Yeah. Pretty small |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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"I imagine it's in the eye of the beholder "
I like to stick it in their ear. |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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I'll let the group be the judge of that one xx |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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I’ve got a cock, and if anything’s to go by in here, they all look the same dont they
‘When you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all’ etc. |
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I like it but you lot tell me is it? |
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"Where's Carrick to bring this thread back on track?"
Its well on track |
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"Nows your chance guys put your erect penis here so that all can guess who it belongs to but how do you actually do that without giving away who you are thats the challenge "
This thread sounds familiar |
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By *stellaWoman 43 weeks ago
London |
I like a clean, healthy penis. Beyond that I don’t think I have an opinion. |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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No it's just as ugly as the rest of me |
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By *mf123Man 43 weeks ago
with one foot out the door |
Thats what i hear its got a chiseled jaw an everything  |
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By *oxy jWoman 43 weeks ago
somerset |
i can turn a meet down on how a penis looks ... i always ask to see a pic first if we are going to meet there are some penises i wont touch just from looks ...
mainly where the foreskin wont pull back or where there a 6 inch penis with a six foot foreskin ... plenty look raw n red i even remember a guy last tear who had warts/ and tiny blisters some have smeg some uncut cocks look so dry with dry flaky skin apart from the long foreskin most is down to looking after you little man
a pretty penis would be a tiny cute thing with a pink ribbon but there are some really good looking penises too but no good if attached to someone i dont fancy |
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Mine is quite pretty - just wish it were about 20% bigger all round!
Ah well, not much I can do about that. |
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"Mines beautiful "
I want to see it |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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No. It’s a fucking penis. They are not pretty. |
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I think Mr has a pretty one.
Veiny ones scare me a tad, think I might accidentally burst a blood vessel and would look like a scene out of psycho.
Honestly, most penises are pretty in there own little way as long as they are given tlc ....with lots of stroking, batheing and tickled under its cute little chin |
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By *oxy jWoman 43 weeks ago
somerset |
dont private me guys ...and they wonder why so many women / couples no longer post because guys pester ... im not going to judge you penis ill just block ... keep it to the forums  |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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I'm definitely attached to mine  |
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Sue loves it
Made main profile picture for some appreciation  |
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I’ve had some very positive views expressed about my cock in the past.
One FWB described it as ‘handsome’, another as ‘a marine’.
Nowadays it’s best described as aged, a little bent, but still enthusiastic. |
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There's nothing pretty about a penis. Boobies, however |
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My girlfriend just enjoys watching it Change from placid to erect, she sits on the bed with one hand, holding my balls, and the other on my hip and is mesmerised By how something so small can rise into something so pleasing and all for her.
I’m sure there’s many girls enjoy watching |
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"My girlfriend just enjoys watching it Change from placid to erect, she sits on the bed with one hand, holding my balls, and the other on my hip and is mesmerised By how something so small can rise into something so pleasing and all for her.
I’m sure there’s many girls enjoy watching"
I love watching them! |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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I'm in |
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By *damxxMan 43 weeks ago
London |
Been told a few times mine is pretty but let you be the judge of that  |
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The mirror on the wall told me that mine is the most pretty penis of them all and we all know that the mirror doesn't lie |
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I’ve been told a few times I have a lovely cock, which is nice |
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By *otsossieMan 43 weeks ago
local, but not too local |
So many ugly ones in profile pics, I’m confident mine could get modelling work. |
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I’ve been told it’s pretty / nice
Judge fir yourself |
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"Mines beautiful
I want to see it "
what in real life? cause that can be arranged |
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"My girlfriend just enjoys watching it Change from placid to erect, she sits on the bed with one hand, holding my balls, and the other on my hip and is mesmerised By how something so small can rise into something so pleasing and all for her.
I’m sure there’s many girls enjoy watching
I love watching them!"
Hiya im doing some diy this afternoon so I can get a great picture of my
Penis. What I will say is sometimes it is that it is ere t enough for sex but one inside can become even more erect. Great isn’t it? Photos to follow xx |
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I've been told mine is pretty, but I'm well aware that all the women who have seen it have been into me and formed some kind of connection with me. A random woman on here might think it's average as fuck |
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"Mines beautiful
I want to see it what in real life? cause that can be arranged "
Maybe… I’d make you jump through so many hoops though for that to happen… is it worth it? |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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Yep I have a porn quality penis |
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I think this requires a line up inspection |
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Pretty and nice tasting apparently so yes |
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"Mines beautiful
I want to see it what in real life? cause that can be arranged
Maybe… I’d make you jump through so many hoops though for that to happen… is it worth it? "
I have no doubt it would be |
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"Nows your chance guys put your erect penis here so that all can guess who it belongs to but how do you actually do that without giving away who you are thats the challenge
This thread sounds familiar "
lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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So I'm told  |
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If you have seen one. You have seen them all |
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I've been told that mine is a really nice specimen. That it was compared to the beauty of a Bonsai tree watered down the compliment somewhat. |
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I've been told it's just right. Not sure about pretty though.  |
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Absolute sausage fest !
But by others feedback and our own judgment, yes
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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Let me know what you think love feedback |
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My dicks that pretty it pisses glitter
Mr |
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No. That's why I don't show it off.
It's just an average willy, nothing special  |
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My race horse is called Pretty Penis… after someone I became quite interested in |
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I have been told that mine is quite presentable. |
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Had some nice compliments about mine |
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Tbf my dicks more petty than pretty
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Been told its just right fits nicely |
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"Erm.... No....
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There are plenty of dicks in here, you could have any one of them |
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By *ornycougaWoman 43 weeks ago
NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat |
My strap on dildo is a sight to behold |
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"My strap on dildo is a sight to behold"
but is it pretty? |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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It looks fine, I suppose. Wouldn't say it's anything to write home about |
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I think I've got a nice size Penis...
Had compliments previously on size and performance...
Any Female's fancy checking Me out..
Andy
Xxx
Kik me |
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Mine looks like Darth Vader in a pink polo neck |
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By *weet6Woman 43 weeks ago
East Riding |
"Erm.... No....
There are plenty of dicks in here, you could have any one of them "
Ahhh.... but finding a pretty one?!
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Mins disgusting I keep trying to clean it and it gets dirtier |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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I’ve been told mines very attractive. |
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"Erm.... No....
There are plenty of dicks in here, you could have any one of them
Ahhh.... but finding a pretty one?!
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Mine looks good wearing lipstick |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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"Mins disgusting I keep trying to clean it and it gets dirtier "
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Mines ok , no spots and it’s japs eye isnt weeping |
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Mine's pretty big.
Compared with pretty small ones. |
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"It looks fine, I suppose. Wouldn't say it's anything to write home about "
I'm sure plenty of ladies would disagree |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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Only had compliments about mine |
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I've been told so by both men and women.
So I think it must be a good looking one. |
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I honestly don’t study the male genitalia as a straight guy. I’ve had messages telling me mine is a “good looking” penis but I have no idea if this is the case. |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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"I honestly don’t study the male genitalia as a straight guy. I’ve had messages telling me mine is a “good looking” penis but I have no idea if this is the case. "
Yeah, I guess it's down to personal preference |
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I always think mines decent looking just not the biggest ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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"Yes.
I concur "
What constitutes pretty K? |
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I have been told that mine has a certain charm.
Although I’d say it’s more charisma than natural good looks. |
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Good morning, just going to have a wee look x |
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"Good morning, just going to have a wee look x"
I’m going to have a big look at you |
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"Yes.
I concur
What constitutes pretty K?"
Hmmm good question lol... for me as long as its clean and not overly veiny... |
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By *bi HaiveMan 43 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Yes.
I concur
What constitutes pretty K?
Hmmm good question lol... for me as long as its clean and not overly veiny... "
Even as a guy I can recognise what I feel is a more attractive dick.
They come in all shapes and sizes and some are most definitely 'prettier' than others. The oft quoted 'seen one, seen them all' is total bullshit.  |
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"Yes.
I concur
What constitutes pretty K?
Hmmm good question lol... for me as long as its clean and not overly veiny...
Even as a guy I can recognise what I feel is a more attractive dick.
They come in all shapes and sizes and some are most definitely 'prettier' than others. The oft quoted 'seen one, seen them all' is total bullshit. "
A bit like boobs really lol |
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By *aiussMan 43 weeks ago
Brum |
Think mines decent, let me know what you think |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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Aye |
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Yes, mine is nice, if i say so myself.
Happy to share photos to those that want
Graham x |
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By *ean counterMan 43 weeks ago
Market Harborough / Kettering |
Not sure those two words belong in the same sentance !! |
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All depends on preferences and what the person likes. Some like it hairy and others not. Some veiny and trimmed. Most like girthy and cut. Others love the foreskin so its all in the eye of the beholder. Every cock has a fanbase. |
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"I honestly don’t study the male genitalia as a straight guy. I’ve had messages telling me mine is a “good looking” penis but I have no idea if this is the case.
Yeah, I guess it's down to personal preference"
Yep |
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By *rispyDuckMan 43 weeks ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
Not pretty but it’s definitely ‘handsome’ lol no pun intended |
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I have been told lots of times mine is very nice. |
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"I have been told lots of times mine is very nice."
There’s ’Nice’ and then there’s ‘good-looking’
This could be two different criteria
‘Nice’ - just the right length and just the right girth and hard when needed.
‘Good-looking’ penis is those criteria plus the aesthetic colour, texture, shape of the tip, cut /uncut, bends / straightness, not forgetting the contribution from the balls - it’s a complete package
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Yes. I combed, applied make up and dressed him for the occasion!
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I thought She Who Must Not Be Named was back when I saw this thread title. |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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No make up on mine sad to say |
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It was pretty when I first cut it off and put it in the jar, but it’s been sitting under my bed for a couple of years so now not so much  |
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Mine has won awards at The Prestigious Pretty Penis Pageant |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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"My strap on dildo is a sight to behold"
My ex had a strap on that was a doppelgänger for my penis. I found out how she feels!
Does that make it a doppelwänger? |
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By *ros40Man 43 weeks ago
Bedford |
Mine is horrific
Looks like it smells |
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By *haggydogMan 43 weeks ago
Brooklands/London |
Mine looks like a young warren Beatty. Wearing a big purple hat. |
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"i can turn a meet down on how a penis looks ... i always ask to see a pic first if we are going to meet there are some penises i wont touch just from looks ...
mainly where the foreskin wont pull back or where there a 6 inch penis with a six foot foreskin ... plenty look raw n red i even remember a guy last tear who had warts/ and tiny blisters some have smeg some uncut cocks look so dry with dry flaky skin apart from the long foreskin most is down to looking after you little man
a pretty penis would be a tiny cute thing with a pink ribbon but there are some really good looking penises too but no good if attached to someone i dont fancy "
But sick in my mouth at some of that description. Glad dinner wasn’t sausage based. |
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By *ojoMan 43 weeks ago
Darlington |
I have been told that I have a great cock.. |
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Mine has got some compliments in the past |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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I've let him out to play. |
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Is there such a thing as a pretty penis |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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It's all about if you can use it |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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Of course I do |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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Answers please |
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I’ll unhide my pics for consideration! |
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Yeah mines pretty, pretty damn small that is haha |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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I think you have a very pretty penis, Fred.
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"I think you have a very pretty penis, Fred.
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lol really you've been looking |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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I think so. I’ve not been told it’s not, at least. |
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"I think you have a very pretty penis, Fred.
lol really you've been looking "
Can’t help myself |
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"I think you have a very pretty penis, Fred.
lol really you've been looking
Can’t help myself "
thats a record isn't it |
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I’ve never had a complaint & they always want more! |
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"I think you have a very pretty penis, Fred.
lol really you've been looking
Can’t help myself thats a record isn't it "
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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Would love the feedback.
Is mine nice? |
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Lots of straight guys comment on mine.. Never had a complaint from the ladies. |
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By *oingMan 43 weeks ago
co. antrim |
Yep. It has won many pageants. |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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Not bad looking |
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Mine hasn’t seen anyone else in long time.
Not sure whether it is or not |
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Mine always been well revived
And complimented upon. |
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"Yep. It has won many pageants. "
I'm not surprised |
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By *ean counterMan 43 weeks ago
Market Harborough / Kettering |
Mines ok when it has a bit of make up on it especially lipstick |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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Feel free to comment |
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Just a note see how all the guys want you to look and comment theirs a theme going on here |
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You should run a contest, Fred. |
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No it would be a Bratwurst fest |
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"No it would be a Bratwurst fest "
That would not be fair to all the more diminutive winkies. Those are more like pigs in blankets. |
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"No it would be a Bratwurst fest
That would not be fair to all the more diminutive winkies. Those are more like pigs in blankets."
I'm not a fan of bacon mind |
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The emperor has no clothes and his winkie is shrinky.
Diminutive in both brains simultaneously. |
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I think man has literally two brains one in his appendage and the other laying dormant in his skull |
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