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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So, I'm just asking if anyone has any advice, comments or tips.
But basically whenever I wank myself off I either cum quick or take ages, but it seems to be when in lying down that it is quicker to standing up. So is there a way to increase the time it takes for me to cum overall and not end so quick?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The N.H.S. are offering £5.50 a time for sperm donations.
Which would make that old sock under your bed worth about nine grand.
 
ROFL!    "
May aswell get paid for something I like! |
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"If you sit on your cock until it goes numb it will feel like you are wanking someone else.
I think I got that right  "
No no. It's if you get someone else to do it with their left hand it feels like somebody else different is doing it.
I think... |
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"If you sit on your cock until it goes numb it will feel like you are wanking someone else.
I think I got that right
No no. It's if you get someone else to do it with their left hand it feels like somebody else different is doing it.
I think... "
I once sat on my cornflakes until they went numb and when I ate them it felt like they were someone else's cornflakes. |
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over a year ago
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"If you sit on your cock until it goes numb it will feel like you are wanking someone else.
I think I got that right "
Its surposed to be your hand that you sit on until becomes numb lol  |
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"If you sit on your cock until it goes numb it will feel like you are wanking someone else.
I think I got that right
Its surposed to be your hand that you sit on until becomes numb lol "
Ah right yes that's it.
Also if you sit on your head until it goes numb and then give head it feels like someone else is performing oral sex on someone. |
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"If you sit on your cock until it goes numb it will feel like you are wanking someone else.
I think I got that right
Its surposed to be your hand that you sit on until becomes numb lol
Ah right yes that's it.
Also if you sit on your head until it goes numb and then give head it feels like someone else is performing oral sex on someone."
I tried your 'someone elses cornflakes' tip by sitting on a Toblerone last night. I am not a happy time-traveler this morning |
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"If you sit on your cock until it goes numb it will feel like you are wanking someone else.
I think I got that right
Its surposed to be your hand that you sit on until becomes numb lol
Ah right yes that's it.
Also if you sit on your head until it goes numb and then give head it feels like someone else is performing oral sex on someone.
I tried your 'someone elses cornflakes' tip by sitting on a Toblerone last night. I am not a happy time-traveler this morning "
Oops! Sorry other me. I should have mentioned not sitting on 'melty' things.  |
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"If you sit on your cock until it goes numb it will feel like you are wanking someone else.
I think I got that right
Its surposed to be your hand that you sit on until becomes numb lol
Ah right yes that's it.
Also if you sit on your head until it goes numb and then give head it feels like someone else is performing oral sex on someone.
I tried your 'someone elses cornflakes' tip by sitting on a Toblerone last night. I am not a happy time-traveler this morning
Oops! Sorry other me. I should have mentioned not sitting on 'melty' things. "
It was a giant one. It was the before it melted bit that was the major issue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you sit on your cock until it goes numb it will feel like you are wanking someone else.
I think I got that right
Its surposed to be your hand that you sit on until becomes numb lol
Ah right yes that's it.
Also if you sit on your head until it goes numb and then give head it feels like someone else is performing oral sex on someone.
I tried your 'someone elses cornflakes' tip by sitting on a Toblerone last night. I am not a happy time-traveler this morning
Oops! Sorry other me. I should have mentioned not sitting on 'melty' things.
It was a giant one. It was the before it melted bit that was the major issue "
Surprised anything got past that suit |
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"If you sit on your cock until it goes numb it will feel like you are wanking someone else.
I think I got that right
Its surposed to be your hand that you sit on until becomes numb lol
Ah right yes that's it.
Also if you sit on your head until it goes numb and then give head it feels like someone else is performing oral sex on someone.
I tried your 'someone elses cornflakes' tip by sitting on a Toblerone last night. I am not a happy time-traveler this morning
Oops! Sorry other me. I should have mentioned not sitting on 'melty' things.
It was a giant one. It was the before it melted bit that was the major issue "
Ouchy! |
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"If you sit on your cock until it goes numb it will feel like you are wanking someone else.
I think I got that right
Its surposed to be your hand that you sit on until becomes numb lol
Ah right yes that's it.
Also if you sit on your head until it goes numb and then give head it feels like someone else is performing oral sex on someone.
I tried your 'someone elses cornflakes' tip by sitting on a Toblerone last night. I am not a happy time-traveler this morning
Oops! Sorry other me. I should have mentioned not sitting on 'melty' things.
It was a giant one. It was the before it melted bit that was the major issue
Surprised anything got past that suit "
I was only in my mauve pants of masterbation... they aren't mauve now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you sit on your cock until it goes numb it will feel like you are wanking someone else.
I think I got that right
Its surposed to be your hand that you sit on until becomes numb lol
Ah right yes that's it.
Also if you sit on your head until it goes numb and then give head it feels like someone else is performing oral sex on someone.
I tried your 'someone elses cornflakes' tip by sitting on a Toblerone last night. I am not a happy time-traveler this morning
Oops! Sorry other me. I should have mentioned not sitting on 'melty' things.
It was a giant one. It was the before it melted bit that was the major issue
Surprised anything got past that suit
I was only in my mauve pants of masterbation... they aren't mauve now "
 dare not ask what colour they are now , I've just eaten |
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