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Here’s a good one I had once from a couple.
“ My wife likes what she sees and we have been let down for tonight’s meet”
I am ok I don’t usually do that but you are well verified meet me at the train station in your village , just to be in on the safe side.
“Ok that sounds good can you be here in an hour”?
I reply I need a shower and it will take me at least an hour and half to get to you!!
“Well that’s no good we need you here asap, thanks for wasting our time”
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Copied from forum rules..
Private mail should stay private
Please don't post private mail to the forums no matter how idiotic/funny it may be. It is strictly against site rules"
Ahhh ok I guess I am included in this, it was a long time ago I mean years.
But I am new back on here but I have taken note of this warning. Thanks |
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"Copied from forum rules..
Private mail should stay private
Please don't post private mail to the forums no matter how idiotic/funny it may be. It is strictly against site rules
Ahhh ok I guess I am included in this, it was a long time ago I mean years.
But I am new back on here but I have taken note of this warning. Thanks "
GET IN THE NAUGHTY CORNER |
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"Copied from forum rules..
Private mail should stay private
Please don't post private mail to the forums no matter how idiotic/funny it may be. It is strictly against site rules
Ahhh ok I guess I am included in this, it was a long time ago I mean years.
But I am new back on here but I have taken note of this warning. Thanks "
It depends who is moderating at the time whether you get the naughty step to be fair  |
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By *rRiosMan
over a year ago
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"Copied from forum rules..
Private mail should stay private
Please don't post private mail to the forums no matter how idiotic/funny it may be. It is strictly against site rules"
What about paraphrasing private mails? Or alluding to content? |
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"Copied from forum rules..
Private mail should stay private
Please don't post private mail to the forums no matter how idiotic/funny it may be. It is strictly against site rules
What about paraphrasing private mails? Or alluding to content? "
Not my rules, I said COPIED from forum rules. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Copied from forum rules..
Private mail should stay private
Please don't post private mail to the forums no matter how idiotic/funny it may be. It is strictly against site rules
Ahhh ok I guess I am included in this, it was a long time ago I mean years.
But I am new back on here but I have taken note of this warning. Thanks
GET IN THE NAUGHTY CORNER"
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I love the ones when on holiday asking to meet up later that day as they too are in the same resort but sadly they don't realise that on "see who's near" they are 1000 miles away.
I love to say, get around here this afternoon, I'll be naked and waiting.
Suddenly they don't seem so interested or say they will be a bit late.
Sadly, when I ask how they can cover 1000 miles in an hour, no response. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Copied from forum rules..
Private mail should stay private
Please don't post private mail to the forums no matter how idiotic/funny it may be. It is strictly against site rules"
Hahaha
Narrator - woody begins to (do something the website won’t let me type) on his drink….
Can this please be a sticky in the forum???
We literally have threats which ask what are the weirdest messages we have, and everyone posts in it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy messaged saying how he liked my pics. I replied politely saying no. He said I wasn't in his league with my saggy boobs! I did chortle at that. 
We see nothing wrong with your boobs "
Very kind |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A guy messaged saying how he liked my pics. I replied politely saying no. He said I wasn't in his league with my saggy boobs! I did chortle at that.
What question did he ask you?"
FAF, the usual. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"that's fair , no private mail was harmed in the making of this story"
I can sign a contract to confirm that no private messages were harmed
I am recounting a conversation from 10 years ago and my memory is sketchy at best |
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Getting ghosted and let down is all part of the fab fun and games 
who is going to make the lady squirt like a fire hydrant on full pressure 
