Right then
As it's coming up to valentine's day and most of us are single, this might interest some of you.
This is for one day only and bank transfer is preferred.
£10 - I'll put you on my story
£20. - I'll put you in my bio
£60 - matching profile pictures
£100 - send you 'i love you ' text
£150 - voice note saying I love you
£200 - take you on a date and post about it on my socials
£250 - write a paragraph on my story saying how amazing you are
£400 - publicly given you my favourite pair of underwear
£500 - be your girlfriend for a month after
£750 - personal requests
Please let me know a costing and description of anything I should add. |
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"£10 for a soft launch? Cozzy livs
Do you think I should run an introductory offer?"
What about your return policy???
Also. I’ll give you £10 for a date. I’d love to be in anyone story.  |
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"£10 for a soft launch? Cozzy livs
Do you think I should run an introductory offer?
What about your return policy???
Also. I’ll give you £10 for a date. I’d love to be in anyone story. "
Offer number one is sold to Woody  |
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"£10 for a soft launch? Cozzy livs
Do you think I should run an introductory offer?
What about your return policy???
Also. I’ll give you £10 for a date. I’d love to be in anyone story.
Offer number one is sold to Woody "
£10 for a date? He’s saved £190 |
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"£10 for a soft launch? Cozzy livs
Do you think I should run an introductory offer?
What about your return policy???
Also. I’ll give you £10 for a date. I’d love to be in anyone story.
Offer number one is sold to Woody
£10 for a date? He’s saved £190 "
You can’t argue with the savings, Pickles  |
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"£10 for a soft launch? Cozzy livs
Do you think I should run an introductory offer?
What about your return policy???
Also. I’ll give you £10 for a date. I’d love to be in anyone story.
Offer number one is sold to Woody
£10 for a date? He’s saved £190
You can’t argue with the savings, Pickles "
I hope to get a loyalty card too.  |
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I shall opt for: £10 - to be put on your story".
All your other options will diminish and be forgotten through the sands of time. Your story will endure forever. I wish to be part of your immortality. |
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"Now let me see, you owe me £20 so I expect the personal request and I am wanting change x
Well that’s not exactly strictly true!! "
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"I shall opt for: £10 - to be put on your story".
All your other options will diminish and be forgotten through the sands of time. Your story will endure forever. I wish to be part of your immortality."
They last for 24 hours, Nero |
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"Matching photos, might even send a tip.
Launching through the medium of photos is underappreciated.
I'm not sure you're about the quim life though so my offer might be rejected.  "
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"I shall opt for: £10 - to be put on your story".
All your other options will diminish and be forgotten through the sands of time. Your story will endure forever. I wish to be part of your immortality.
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They last for 24 hours, Nero "
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24 hours of ·your· time is a happy eternity, my dear horological hårlot. xx |
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