"Eat a block of extra mature when we got in from a boozy lunch late last night.
Am I going to die?"
200g? - Respect
400g? - Cheese Lord (Lady?) - I bow to you.
1kg+? - Fucking hell - you're mental and your ass will hate you for days. |
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"Eat a block of extra mature when we got in from a boozy lunch late last night.
Am I going to die?
200g? - Respect
400g? - Cheese Lord (Lady?) - I bow to you.
1kg+? - Fucking hell - you're mental and your ass will hate you for days."
It was just the 200g thankfully.
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"Eat a block of extra mature when we got in from a boozy lunch late last night.
Am I going to die?
200g? - Respect
400g? - Cheese Lord (Lady?) - I bow to you.
1kg+? - Fucking hell - you're mental and your ass will hate you for days.
It was just the 200g thankfully.
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200g, you’re a rank amateur, that’s just cheese snack.
You’ll be fine, look on it as a taster session for more serious cheese consumption.  |
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"Eat a block of extra mature when we got in from a boozy lunch late last night.
Am I going to die?
200g? - Respect
400g? - Cheese Lord (Lady?) - I bow to you.
1kg+? - Fucking hell - you're mental and your ass will hate you for days.
It was just the 200g thankfully.
200g, you’re a rank amateur, that’s just cheese snack.
You’ll be fine, look on it as a taster session for more serious cheese consumption. "
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"Eat a block of extra mature when we got in from a boozy lunch late last night.
Am I going to die?
Is your stomach churning?
It’s actually starting to feel butter now."
I'm glad to hear it. Just wish I could give you a big curdle x |
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By *TG3Man 44 weeks ago
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"Eat a block of extra mature when we got in from a boozy lunch late last night.
Am I going to die?yes can imagine all them chemicals welling around your already dodgy stomach 
How long do I have?"
I'd say a week unless you can climb into your chubb freezer |
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By *stellaWoman 44 weeks ago
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"Read thread, now I want cheese. Shrugs.
I'm heading to the fridge now.
And I have crackers......
200g? Those are rookie numbers!  "
I didn’t like to say, but I can cane a 200g without thinking about it - and now I’m concerned that I’d feel no shame either!
What did ya get? I’ve got some Brie, cheddar and Wensleydale with cranberries on the go now! |
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By *bi HaiveMan 44 weeks ago
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"Read thread, now I want cheese. Shrugs.
I'm heading to the fridge now.
And I have crackers......
200g? Those are rookie numbers!
I didn’t like to say, but I can cane a 200g without thinking about it - and now I’m concerned that I’d feel no shame either!
What did ya get? I’ve got some Brie, cheddar and Wensleydale with cranberries on the go now! "
Extra mature cheddar. A 400g block and a Bix of crackers. Plus some half coated chocolate cookies to balance the flavours.....  |
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By *stellaWoman 44 weeks ago
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"Read thread, now I want cheese. Shrugs.
I'm heading to the fridge now.
And I have crackers......
200g? Those are rookie numbers!
I didn’t like to say, but I can cane a 200g without thinking about it - and now I’m concerned that I’d feel no shame either!
What did ya get? I’ve got some Brie, cheddar and Wensleydale with cranberries on the go now!
Extra mature cheddar. A 400g block and a Bix of crackers. Plus some half coated chocolate cookies to balance the flavours..... "
I mean I knew I liked you but, yep - you did good, man.
Enjoy! |
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By *eliWoman 44 weeks ago
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"Has anyone checked on OP today yet? "
He's still alive. Think the cheese has made him a bit odd though - he's uncharacteristically soft today with the use of 'my love' etc. I think that amount of cheese has fucked with his brain. Shame really, he was a good one. |
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