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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Oo oo oo me!! I’m 47 innit!!
Welcome fellow middle ager.
I baulked at this but I think 94 would be a good innings, provided I’ve still got all me marbles"
I don’t think I have all my marbles currently! |
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"Only another 5 years to wait.
I'll just sit in the corner and wank until then.
Mrs TMN x
Why are you wanking when you have a partner?
Over you. We all are, Willy. "
Why wank, when you both could have the real thing...   |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Only another 5 years to wait.
I'll just sit in the corner and wank until then.
Mrs TMN x
Why are you wanking when you have a partner?
Over you. We all are, Willy.
Why wank, when you both could have the real thing... "
You better be being serious.
I’m taking this as a written contract! |
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"Its a good thing I like my women how I like my cheese……extra mature
I sulk like an immature brat tho. Get out!
Bring it in baby girl 
I’m in two minds about this reply. I’m torn. "
Like Spike Lee said, ‘Do The Right Thing’  |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Its a good thing I like my women how I like my cheese……extra mature
I sulk like an immature brat tho. Get out!
Bring it in baby girl
I’m in two minds about this reply. I’m torn.
Like Spike Lee said, ‘Do The Right Thing’ "
Are *you* the right thing? |
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"Its a good thing I like my women how I like my cheese……extra mature
I sulk like an immature brat tho. Get out!
Bring it in baby girl
I’m in two minds about this reply. I’m torn.
Like Spike Lee said, ‘Do The Right Thing’
Are *you* the right thing?"
Brining it in and not being stubborn is the right thing. I’ll be waiting when you come to your senses  |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Willy!!
Get out! You’re not the right age.
You wee fucker, you.
Gaaaaahhh.
Damn it!! I thought you were d*unk  "
I’m now vetting everyone. I was being trusting at first.
I may have gone to see your pics to assess if I fancied ya, but would never admit that openly.  |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Its a good thing I like my women how I like my cheese……extra mature
I sulk like an immature brat tho. Get out!
Bring it in baby girl
I’m in two minds about this reply. I’m torn.
Like Spike Lee said, ‘Do The Right Thing’
Are *you* the right thing?
Brining it in and not being stubborn is the right thing. I’ll be waiting when you come to your senses "
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"Willy!!
Get out! You’re not the right age.
You wee fucker, you.
Gaaaaahhh.
Damn it!! I thought you were d*unk
I’m now vetting everyone. I was being trusting at first.
I may have gone to see your pics to assess if I fancied ya, but would never admit that openly. "
I appreciate your honesty. I thought I was on to a good thing there, but hey ho |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Willy!!
Get out! You’re not the right age.
You wee fucker, you.
Gaaaaahhh.
Damn it!! I thought you were d*unk
I’m now vetting everyone. I was being trusting at first.
I may have gone to see your pics to assess if I fancied ya, but would never admit that openly.
I appreciate your honesty. I thought I was on to a good thing there, but hey ho "
Well the conclusion was, I do. But that’s decidedly not a good thing for you. |
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"Willy!!
Get out! You’re not the right age.
You wee fucker, you.
Gaaaaahhh.
Damn it!! I thought you were d*unk
I’m now vetting everyone. I was being trusting at first.
I may have gone to see your pics to assess if I fancied ya, but would never admit that openly.
I appreciate your honesty. I thought I was on to a good thing there, but hey ho
Well the conclusion was, I do. But that’s decidedly not a good thing for you. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh the temptation to comment here is just too strong
But I'm only 45.
I do wonder exactly how many women there are on the forums aged 47. I mean that's quite an interesting one.
Any other age wouldn't be any where near as interesting. |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Oh the temptation to comment here is just too strong
But I'm only 45.
I do wonder exactly how many women there are on the forums aged 47. I mean that's quite an interesting one.
You’ve not read the OP, there’s a two year waiver - you’re in!!
Any other age wouldn't be any where near as interesting."
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"Only another 5 years to wait.
I'll just sit in the corner and wank until then.
Mrs TMN x
Why are you wanking when you have a partner?
Over you. We all are, Willy.
Why wank, when you both could have the real thing... "
Cos it satisfies a different itch. Wanking and sex are two totally different things to me. Do you not wank when you have a partner? |
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"Only another 5 years to wait.
I'll just sit in the corner and wank until then.
Mrs TMN x
Why are you wanking when you have a partner?
Over you. We all are, Willy.
Why wank, when you both could have the real thing...
Cos it satisfies a different itch. Wanking and sex are two totally different things to me. Do you not wank when you have a partner? "
Only when we'd been arguing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh the temptation to comment here is just too strong
But I'm only 45.
I do wonder exactly how many women there are on the forums aged 47. I mean that's quite an interesting one.
You’ve not read the OP, there’s a two year waiver - you’re in!!
Any other age wouldn't be any where near as interesting."
Wooo!
I'm in
I don't feel 47 though.
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"Only another 5 years to wait.
I'll just sit in the corner and wank until then.
Mrs TMN x
Why are you wanking when you have a partner?
Over you. We all are, Willy.
Why wank, when you both could have the real thing...
Cos it satisfies a different itch. Wanking and sex are two totally different things to me. Do you not wank when you have a partner? "
Oh wait. Were you saying I could jump on your dick instead of having a wank? It's late. I'm confused. |
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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Oh the temptation to comment here is just too strong
But I'm only 45.
I do wonder exactly how many women there are on the forums aged 47. I mean that's quite an interesting one.
You’ve not read the OP, there’s a two year waiver - you’re in!!
Any other age wouldn't be any where near as interesting.
Wooo!
I'm in
I don't feel 47 though.
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Alright calm it down young ‘un!  |
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"Yay. I’m in a group
Ooo this group is getting sexier 
I know. I noticed Nero joined as well
Ouch!! 1-0 Misty
You know I always win this game
We need to settle it with a tiebreaker in person "
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That would happen during the impending Åfternoon Teå Part II. |
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"Only another 5 years to wait.
I'll just sit in the corner and wank until then.
Mrs TMN x
Why are you wanking when you have a partner?
Over you. We all are, Willy.
Why wank, when you both could have the real thing...
Cos it satisfies a different itch. Wanking and sex are two totally different things to me. Do you not wank when you have a partner?
Oh wait. Were you saying I could jump on your dick instead of having a wank? It's late. I'm confused. "
Too bloody late now. The offer has gone |
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"Only another 5 years to wait.
I'll just sit in the corner and wank until then.
Mrs TMN x
Why are you wanking when you have a partner?
Over you. We all are, Willy.
Why wank, when you both could have the real thing...
Cos it satisfies a different itch. Wanking and sex are two totally different things to me. Do you not wank when you have a partner?
Oh wait. Were you saying I could jump on your dick instead of having a wank? It's late. I'm confused.
Too bloody late now. My erection has gone"
That's the kind of thing that happens past the age of 46. |
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