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By *stellaWoman 45 weeks ago
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"… all the traps.
Now I’m just waiting for some curious little mice.
And before anybody gets down my neck about this. They’re catch and release.
How do you deal with pests (if you’ve got any)?"
I read this as a euphemism for your approach on Fab, OP!  |
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"… all the traps.
Now I’m just waiting for some curious little mice.
And before anybody gets down my neck about this. They’re catch and release.
How do you deal with pests (if you’ve got any)?
I read this as a euphemism for your approach on Fab, OP! "
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By *TG3Man 45 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"They are animals living creatures that breath and eat can't your cats catch them lol 
I’m not a murderess, Fred."
these traps are spring loaded yes omg they snap their poor little mousey necks |
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I laid some traps in the garage once. Did the mouse take the bait? No. Instead I found it had chewed through all my old bags of supplements - creatine, cod liver oil, vitamins......
So I ended up with a super mouse with a glowing complexion and perfectly healthy bowls. I'm gonna leave a copy of Men's Health out next time, and when it pops up to read it it's getting twatted |
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"I laid some traps in the garage once. Did the mouse take the bait? No. Instead I found it had chewed through all my old bags of supplements - creatine, cod liver oil, vitamins......
So I ended up with a super mouse with a glowing complexion and perfectly healthy bowls. I'm gonna leave a copy of Men's Health out next time, and when it pops up to read it it's getting twatted"
This is the best thing I’ve read today! |
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By *TG3Man 45 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"… all the traps.
Now I’m just waiting for some curious little mice.
And before anybody gets down my neck about this. They’re catch and release.
How do you deal with pests (if you’ve got any)?
I read this as a euphemism for your approach on Fab, OP! "
she should be extracted |
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"I’ve also laid Mr S and am about to do that again in a few minutes *she whispers*
We’re gonna be high as kites when I come back to post…
Maybe yes Mr S who the hell is Mr S "
Dummy up, Fred. You’ll get us all busted…
Some people believe that the mythical Mr S is a figment of my imagination. Who am I to disabuse them of this notion? |
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"… all the traps.
Now I’m just waiting for some curious little mice.
And before anybody gets down my neck about this. They’re catch and release.
How do you deal with pests (if you’ve got any)?"
Same answer as for the nemeses! And if I did have a pest I don’t think I’m sufficiently Machiavellian to lay decent traps |
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By *TG3Man 45 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"I’ve also laid Mr S and am about to do that again in a few minutes *she whispers*
We’re gonna be high as kites when I come back to post…
Maybe yes Mr S who the hell is Mr S
Dummy up, Fred. You’ll get us all busted…
Some people believe that the mythical Mr S is a figment of my imagination. Who am I to disabuse them of this notion? "
exactly |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"… all the traps.
Now I’m just waiting for some curious little mice.
And before anybody gets down my neck about this. They’re catch and release.
How do you deal with pests (if you’ve got any)?
I read this as a euphemism for your approach on Fab, OP! "
Me too |
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"… all the traps.
Now I’m just waiting for some curious little mice.
And before anybody gets down my neck about this. They’re catch and release.
How do you deal with pests (if you’ve got any)?
Same answer as for the nemeses! And if I did have a pest I don’t think I’m sufficiently Machiavellian to lay decent traps"
You’ve got to believe in yourself, Felix. |
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"… all the traps.
Now I’m just waiting for some curious little mice.
And before anybody gets down my neck about this. They’re catch and release.
How do you deal with pests (if you’ve got any)?
I read this as a euphemism for your approach on Fab, OP!
Me too "
… well…
Maybe |
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"I’ve also laid Mr S and am about to do that again in a few minutes *she whispers*
We’re gonna be high as kites when I come back to post…
Maybe yes Mr S who the hell is Mr S
Dummy up, Fred. You’ll get us all busted…
Some people believe that the mythical Mr S is a figment of my imagination. Who am I to disabuse them of this notion? exactly "
Or maybe I am the figment.
Everyone seemed to think so when he used to post…
Maybe |
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By *TG3Man 45 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"… all the traps.
Now I’m just waiting for some curious little mice.
And before anybody gets down my neck about this. They’re catch and release.
How do you deal with pests (if you’ve got any)?
I read this as a euphemism for your approach on Fab, OP!
Me too "
me too |
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By *TG3Man 45 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"I’ve also laid Mr S and am about to do that again in a few minutes *she whispers*
We’re gonna be high as kites when I come back to post…
Maybe yes Mr S who the hell is Mr S
Dummy up, Fred. You’ll get us all busted…
Some people believe that the mythical Mr S is a figment of my imagination. Who am I to disabuse them of this notion? exactly
Or maybe I am the figment.
Everyone seemed to think so when he used to post…
Maybe "
You definitely are a figment |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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I have one hibernating in my garage. Lovely guy who looks after my hedges found it on the pavement in a ball of fluff and leaves so there was a dilemma of what to do with him/her.
Mouse is now buried in some hay inside a small cardboard box inside my garage.
I might come to regret this. |
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By *TG3Man 45 weeks ago
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"I have one hibernating in my garage. Lovely guy who looks after my hedges found it on the pavement in a ball of fluff and leaves so there was a dilemma of what to do with him/her.
Mouse is now buried in some hay inside a small cardboard box inside my garage.
I might come to regret this."
you may the green mile springs to mind |
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