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Gym etiquette/ unwritten rules
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Does everyone abide by the rules or the unwritten rules?
Some things I took from a mag:
- A towel, water bottle and weights make up a work station. If any item is missing you can take the bench.
- Don't drop weights, it makes you look like a fool.
- The mirror belongs to the person in front of it.
- The person who wants your advice is one who asks for it.
- Wipe down a bench after use.
- If you're strong enough to lift a weight you're strong enough to put it back.
- Don't monopolise machines.
- Don't traipse water from the shower through the changing room.
- No headbands!
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
No camel toes in your lycra
Dont fart when you do crunches
Dont blow kisses at yourself when you're in front of the mirror
You havent used enough fake tan unless you are orange
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't sit on the machines chatting while a queue of irate people are waiting to use them. if you're here for a social meet, the cafe is downstairs!"
I'm with you on that one! Pet hate of mine |
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By *am123Man
over a year ago
essex chelmsford |
"No camel toes in your lycra
Dont fart when you do crunches
Dont blow kisses at yourself when you're in front of the mirror
You havent used enough fake tan unless you are orange
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love a camel toe dont hide that  |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"No camel toes in your lycra
Dont fart when you do crunches
Dont blow kisses at yourself when you're in front of the mirror
You havent used enough fake tan unless you are orange
love a camel toe dont hide that "
I meant the guys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't sit on the machines chatting while a queue of irate people are waiting to use them. if you're here for a social meet, the cafe is downstairs!"
Cafe, what a posh gym  |
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Hands up to traipsing water from the pool to my changing room in my daughters posh gym.
The cleaner grumbled , mumbled , gesticulated angrily and generally showed her annoyance without speaking to me......
So ......
I went back in the pool n did it all again.
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Don't sit on the machines chatting while a queue of irate people are waiting to use them. if you're here for a social meet, the cafe is downstairs!
Cafe, what a posh gym "
When you live in York they're all posh. |
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Don't use the changing room as a place to sit and gossip with your friend.
Someone may have been having an enjoyable private moment in the shower, and you walked in just at the wrong time, and now they don't want to come out and have to dry off and get dressed while the 2 of you sit there fully clothed and glancing over....  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"I hate people who just sit on equipment texting, if your not using it fuck off "
In my gym there is a clear message that mobiles are not to be used in the gym. I agree with that - people can go outside if they need to phone or text  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is no need to walk around changing room with your cock and hairy arse. You Got a bloody towel around your shoulder use it!!!!!
Or better yet shower at home!!! |
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Don't dominate the gym floor space by holding/shouting out loud conversations where others are working.
Don't talk about all the doom that has happened to you this week and is going to happen to you next week. Forget that for ONE HOUR and smash some weights.
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