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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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Considering quite a lot of us might be having a dry spell from sex, what better way than catching up?…..
Do you think you could manage one? Or the many people that are crawling over each other on the floor?  
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"I'll be watching in the corner, with a 12 pack of wotsits
Cheesy fingers?
Well I was in till you mentioned cheesy fingers, I'm out now "
^he started it.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"I'll be watching in the corner, with a 12 pack of wotsits
Cheesy fingers?
Well I was in till you mentioned cheesy fingers, I'm out now
^he started it. "
Fine you can all sit in the corner with me, but you ain't getting any wotsits. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"I'll be watching in the corner, with a 12 pack of wotsits
Cheesy fingers?
Well I was in till you mentioned cheesy fingers, I'm out now
^he started it.
Fine you can all sit in the corner with me, but you ain't getting any wotsits. "
I’m not hungry…it’s a hard pass. Sorry. 
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"In. But if I put my back out playing twister I'll not be best pleased.
Can I just lie down, stick some coloured dots on myself and be the playing board?  "
You’re going to want to choose the locations aren’t you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"In. But if I put my back out playing twister I'll not be best pleased.
Can I just lie down, stick some coloured dots on myself and be the playing board?
What are we using for the spinner???  "
His bow tie. |
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By *bi HaiveMan 45 weeks ago
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"In. But if I put my back out playing twister I'll not be best pleased.
Can I just lie down, stick some coloured dots on myself and be the playing board?
You’re going to want to choose the locations aren’t you? "
Bugger. You sussed my cunning plan.....  |
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"In. But if I put my back out playing twister I'll not be best pleased.
Can I just lie down, stick some coloured dots on myself and be the playing board?
What are we using for the spinner???
His bow tie. "
Wasn't quite what I was thinking |
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By *bi HaiveMan 45 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"In. But if I put my back out playing twister I'll not be best pleased.
Can I just lie down, stick some coloured dots on myself and be the playing board?
What are we using for the spinner???
His bow tie.
Wasn't quite what I was thinking "
Helicopter?  |
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"In. But if I put my back out playing twister I'll not be best pleased.
Can I just lie down, stick some coloured dots on myself and be the playing board?
What are we using for the spinner???
His bow tie.
Wasn't quite what I was thinking
Helicopter? "
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"In. But if I put my back out playing twister I'll not be best pleased.
Can I just lie down, stick some coloured dots on myself and be the playing board?
What are we using for the spinner???
His bow tie.
Wasn't quite what I was thinking "
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"I'll be watching in the corner, with a 12 pack of wotsits
Can I have a wotsit ?
Play your cards right
I'm ace, does that count?"
Depends what we're playing. |
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"I have not been involved in an orgy for a decade now and boy would I love one
Prepare to wait another decade with the conviction of people in fab. "
Who’s getting convicted? Orgies are legal in the proper venues. |
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"I'll be watching in the corner, with a 12 pack of wotsits
Can I have a wotsit ?
Play your cards right
I'm ace, does that count?
Depends what we're playing."
Strip poker ??? I have an excellent poker face.... so I've been told lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"I'll be watching in the corner, with a 12 pack of wotsits
Can I have a wotsit ?
Play your cards right
I'm ace, does that count?
Depends what we're playing.
Strip poker ??? I have an excellent poker face.... so I've been told lol"
I've an excellent poke her face, too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"Not for me thanks. I’m just here to see what people are having for their tea.
Normally haribos.
Diet of Champions, I’m feeling inspired. But which ones? "
Randoms. |
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"I'll be watching in the corner, with a 12 pack of wotsits
Can I have a wotsit ?
Play your cards right
I'm ace, does that count?
Depends what we're playing.
Strip poker ??? I have an excellent poker face.... so I've been told lol
I've an excellent poke her face, too."
I might have to see that some time |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"I was going to say enthusiastically “In!” but then I saw the Twister!
I bloody hate Twister, even more than sudoku and Monopoly combined.
I guess I’ll join the corner brigade then
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We can moan about the lack of wotsits if you like? |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"Can it be an all women orgy?
Mrs
Oh now I'm in!!!
Would I still be able to sit in the corner?  "
Only if you promise to sit with your back facing the orgy and you ensure you block the view of others |
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"Can it be an all women orgy?
Mrs
Oh now I'm in!!!
Would I still be able to sit in the corner?
Only if you promise to sit with your back facing the orgy and you ensure you block the view of others "
No problem, I have eyes in the back of my head |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"In
I knew you would be! spin that wheel.
I choose numbers 1-10 please and thank you "
You do know how twister works don’t you?
I thought it was colours. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"Can it be an all women orgy?
Mrs
…… *sighs.
Sure, but can I at least watch?
Of course, be rude not to let you since you inadvertently organised it
Mrs "
Phwoar |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"How about an all woman orgy with men tied to chairs watching only?
 ………..
Whose side are you on?
Haha I didn’t say they couldn’t untie us if they felt the need "
Have you seen a woman tie and untie a knot? we’d be there all day |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"How about an all woman orgy with men tied to chairs watching only?
How about a women only orgy… no men at all "
Wait, wait wait, wait wait!!!! …., Don’t get carried away. |
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"How about an all woman orgy with men tied to chairs watching only?
How about a women only orgy… no men at all
Wait, wait wait, wait wait!!!! …., Don’t get carried away. "
Oh I love getting carried away. Especially by all these beautiful women |
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"How about an all woman orgy with men tied to chairs watching only?
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Whose side are you on?
Haha I didn’t say they couldn’t untie us if they felt the need
Have you seen a woman tie and untie a knot? we’d be there all day"
That's the point |
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"How about an all woman orgy with men tied to chairs watching only?
………..
Whose side are you on?
Haha I didn’t say they couldn’t untie us if they felt the need
Have you seen a woman tie and untie a knot? we’d be there all day
That's the point "
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"Considering quite a lot of us might be having a dry spell from sex, what better way than catching up?…..
Do you think you could manage one? Or the many people that are crawling over each other on the floor?
Narrator - Woidy begins to throw the duvet and many cushions onto the floor, .. and he pulls the game TWISTER FROM THE CUPBOARD. "
Ewww god no, people can leave their egos at the door but not their disease.
The mr |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"Considering quite a lot of us might be having a dry spell from sex, what better way than catching up?…..
Do you think you could manage one? Or the many people that are crawling over each other on the floor?
Narrator - Woidy begins to throw the duvet and many cushions onto the floor, .. and he pulls the game TWISTER FROM THE CUPBOARD.
Ewww god no, people can leave their egos at the door but not their disease.
The mr "
Ouch. ….. I guess you are not invited then. |
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"Considering quite a lot of us might be having a dry spell from sex, what better way than catching up?…..
Do you think you could manage one? Or the many people that are crawling over each other on the floor?
Narrator - Woidy begins to throw the duvet and many cushions onto the floor, .. and he pulls the game TWISTER FROM THE CUPBOARD.
Ewww god no, people can leave their egos at the door but not their disease.
The mr
Ouch. ….. I guess you are not invited then. "
I’ll come and observe if you really want me to stand in a corner and squirt a few with disinfectant.
The mr |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"Considering quite a lot of us might be having a dry spell from sex, what better way than catching up?…..
Do you think you could manage one? Or the many people that are crawling over each other on the floor?
Narrator - Woidy begins to throw the duvet and many cushions onto the floor, .. and he pulls the game TWISTER FROM THE CUPBOARD.
Ewww god no, people can leave their egos at the door but not their disease.
The mr
Ouch. ….. I guess you are not invited then.
I’ll come and observe if you really want me to stand in a corner and squirt a few with disinfectant.
The mr "
Just make sure you don’t block my view of your wife…..
You know she’s in their right? |
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"Considering quite a lot of us might be having a dry spell from sex, what better way than catching up?…..
Do you think you could manage one? Or the many people that are crawling over each other on the floor?
Narrator - Woidy begins to throw the duvet and many cushions onto the floor, .. and he pulls the game TWISTER FROM THE CUPBOARD.
Ewww god no, people can leave their egos at the door but not their disease.
The mr
Ouch. ….. I guess you are not invited then.
I’ll come and observe if you really want me to stand in a corner and squirt a few with disinfectant.
The mr
Just make sure you don’t block my view of your wife…..
You know she’s in their right? "
You crack on mate, don’t mind me.
The mr |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"Considering quite a lot of us might be having a dry spell from sex, what better way than catching up?…..
Do you think you could manage one? Or the many people that are crawling over each other on the floor?
Narrator - Woidy begins to throw the duvet and many cushions onto the floor, .. and he pulls the game TWISTER FROM THE CUPBOARD.
Ewww god no, people can leave their egos at the door but not their disease.
The mr
Ouch. ….. I guess you are not invited then.
I’ll come and observe if you really want me to stand in a corner and squirt a few with disinfectant.
The mr
Just make sure you don’t block my view of your wife…..
You know she’s in their right?
You crack on mate, don’t mind me.
The mr "
She’s already kicked me out. .., I’m watching. |
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"Considering quite a lot of us might be having a dry spell from sex, what better way than catching up?…..
Do you think you could manage one? Or the many people that are crawling over each other on the floor?
Narrator - Woidy begins to throw the duvet and many cushions onto the floor, .. and he pulls the game TWISTER FROM THE CUPBOARD.
Ewww god no, people can leave their egos at the door but not their disease.
The mr
Ouch. ….. I guess you are not invited then.
I’ll come and observe if you really want me to stand in a corner and squirt a few with disinfectant.
The mr
Just make sure you don’t block my view of your wife…..
You know she’s in their right?
You crack on mate, don’t mind me.
The mr
She’s already kicked me out. .., I’m watching. "
In that case, here borrow my binoculars.
The mr |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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The mr
She’s already kicked me out. .., I’m watching.
In that case, here borrow my binoculars.
The mr "
*puts telescope away. …takes binoculars.
Thank you. |
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