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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Did you know if you buy one days travel insurance you can get half price meals and movies with meerkat for a year?
Or that if you open a Lloyds bank account you can get free cinema tickets that last a year?
What have you got that you can share with the rest of us so we can all get some perks in these expensive times? |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Too Good to Go. Epic deals. 
Sadly since I moved there's bugger all eateries round here to satisfy my lazy shopping urges. 
Oh. And re Lovehoney. If you're a regular customer and don't mind leaving reviews (good ones, not one liners), apply to be a tester. I've had no end of fun stuff to try over the last 10 years and all for free.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents."
 I laughed at that way too much. |
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Ocado periodically offer around £20 off and three months free delivery. The first delivery arrives with vouchers for about six free items and an email offering about £15 off. The money off emails and free stuff continues for around six deliveries. After which you go into Sainsbury's spend a tenner and get a £12 voucher for an on line delivery |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"If you use self serve at the shops, you can just steal stuff and if you get caught say you weren’t trained on how to operate those machines properly "
Thanks, I'm going shopping in a bit I might give this a try |
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"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents.
I laughed at that way too much."
Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.
Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.  |
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"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents.
I laughed at that way too much.
Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.
Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated. "
Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Too Good to Go. Epic deals.
Sadly since I moved there's bugger all eateries round here to satisfy my lazy shopping urges.
Oh. And re Lovehoney. If you're a regular customer and don't mind leaving reviews (good ones, not one liners), apply to be a tester. I've had no end of fun stuff to try over the last 10 years and all for free. "
Olio is a similar app to TGTG |
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"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents.
I laughed at that way too much.
Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.
Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.
Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar "
A mole?
Have you got your specs on? |
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"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents.
I laughed at that way too much.
Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.
Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.
Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar
A mole?
Have you got your specs on? "
 this was when we lived in a very rural area we had rabbits, bats, rats, frogs...you name it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents."
Mine is 19 and this feature is now expired and has been replaced by surprise poops in unexpected places  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents.
I laughed at that way too much.
Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.
Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.
Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar
A mole?
Have you got your specs on?
this was when we lived in a very rural area we had rabbits, bats, rats, frogs...you name it. "
My girl used to leave terrified live mice in my dad's slippers and shoes for him to find when putting them on |
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"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents.
I laughed at that way too much.
Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.
Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.
Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar
A mole?
Have you got your specs on?
this was when we lived in a very rural area we had rabbits, bats, rats, frogs...you name it. "
Better than burglars I suppose. |
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"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents.
I laughed at that way too much.
Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.
Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.
Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar
A mole?
Have you got your specs on?
this was when we lived in a very rural area we had rabbits, bats, rats, frogs...you name it.
My girl used to leave terrified live mice in my dad's slippers and shoes for him to find when putting them on"
Our vet receptionists cat poos in her husband's work boots if he's upset him.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I use a cashback site called Quidco and have had £2k in cashback over the years. Obviously shop around for the best deal but then check for available cashback. They have a browser plug in to help. The pennies add up and big purchases and travel give a lot back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents.
I laughed at that way too much.
Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.
Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.
Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar
A mole?
Have you got your specs on?
this was when we lived in a very rural area we had rabbits, bats, rats, frogs...you name it.
My girl used to leave terrified live mice in my dad's slippers and shoes for him to find when putting them on
Our vet receptionists cat poos in her husband's work boots if he's upset him. "
- they love a dirty protest!
I used to have a boy who would pee on my housemates bed whenever she upset me. The loyalty was priceless.  |
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"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents.
I laughed at that way too much."
My boys aren’t allowed out (I know, I’m a terrible person) so they gift me items they’ve made themselves.
I’ve told them they don’t need to give me anymore gifts… but do they listen? Do they, fuck. |
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"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents.
I laughed at that way too much.
Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.
Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.
Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar
A mole?
Have you got your specs on?
this was when we lived in a very rural area we had rabbits, bats, rats, frogs...you name it.
My girl used to leave terrified live mice in my dad's slippers and shoes for him to find when putting them on
Our vet receptionists cat poos in her husband's work boots if he's upset him.
- they love a dirty protest!
I used to have a boy who would pee on my housemates bed whenever she upset me. The loyalty was priceless. "
Soooo much reality here. |
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Make the most of your kids uni discounts... I get Amazon prime for only 4.49 a month.
Also get loads of discounts on ASOS and the like.
I recently downloaded an app called Trip and got my Railcard for half price, which in turn saves 30% on travel.
Do referral schemes on anything like Uber eats, to earn a tenner.
Use top cashback or Quidco for any online shopping or renewals.
I've got apps for scanning receipts which turn into points and Amazon vouchers.
Airtime rewards, link your cards, team points and get credit payed into your bank or off your phone bill.
Check your bank account for cashback deals. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Free Ebooks and audiobooks from Libby app linked to your local library "
Ohhhhhh thank you!
Just cancelled audible as I don't want to support Bezosibub any longer. |
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"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents.
I laughed at that way too much.
Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.
Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.
Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar "
Or a live bat on your bed in the middle of the night. I was too scared to turn the light on, due to the sinister sound it made |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents.
I laughed at that way too much.
Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.
Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.
Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar
Or a live bat on your bed in the middle of the night. I was too scared to turn the light on, due to the sinister sound it made "
really omg and they are protected |
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"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents.
I laughed at that way too much.
Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.
Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.
Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar
Or a live bat on your bed in the middle of the night. I was too scared to turn the light on, due to the sinister sound it made really omg and they are protected "
Frog under the bed at 3am.... I never knew frogs could scream until then. |
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"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents.
I laughed at that way too much.
Of all the sensual experiences I've had in my life, the least favourite was stepping in bare feet on a frog my cat had brought in. At the point when I was hopping up and down in the gloom in horror, not knowing whether the bits of frog I was wiping off my heel with my bare hand were still slightly alive, the cat appeared, purring proudly & demanding praise and stroking as acknowledgement of his great hunting skills.
Sometimes life puts you in situations you hadn't anticipated.
Wait until you go into the utility room and find a live mole in a large sweet jar
Or a live bat on your bed in the middle of the night. I was too scared to turn the light on, due to the sinister sound it made "
that would terrify me |
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"Buy a cat and get, delivered straight to your feet when you least expect them, an ongoing supply of half-dead birds & rodents.
Mine is 19 and this feature is now expired and has been replaced by surprise poops in unexpected places "
Omg the joys of geriatric cat ownership. |
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