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The Inaugural Insomnia Thread, Part 3.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 37 weeks ago

Mayfair

ØØ:58hrs.

It isn't really "inaugural" anymore.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 37 weeks ago

North West

It's 00:59

I'm going to bed

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 37 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Woohoo. This one should run for ages too.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 37 weeks ago

Mayfair


"It's 00:59

·

I'm going to bed "

I think you should. You need to recharge those batteries of yours.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 37 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"It's 00:59

I'm going to bed "

Byeeee

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 37 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Woohoo. This one should run for ages too. "

They're a slow burn, oxondÅvina. They go on for weeks, if not months.

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By *stellaWoman 37 weeks ago

London

Can someone sort my heart out?

It’s faulty and I’m a little fed up with it.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 37 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Woohoo. This one should run for ages too.

They're a slow burn, oxondÅvina. They go on for weeks, if not months. "

I notice them because I'm a night owl and go to bed a stupid times.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 37 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Can someone sort my heart out?

It’s faulty and I’m a little fed up with it. "

Would you like for me to rejuvenate it for you? I can fix your aorta, like I ought t'.

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By *stellaWoman 37 weeks ago

London

My nice news tonight is I helped a girl in the toilets this eve at the pub - she was upset, we talked - and later in the eve she arrived with a round of drinks for my whole party (6 of us) and said they were lucky to have me as a friend. It was the nicest thing. Bless her.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 37 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Can someone sort my heart out?

It’s faulty and I’m a little fed up with it.

"

Perhaps an adrenaline shot with one of those ridiculously long needles?

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By *stellaWoman 37 weeks ago

London


"Can someone sort my heart out?

It’s faulty and I’m a little fed up with it.

Perhaps an adrenaline shot with one of those ridiculously long needles?"

Does that rectify unrequited love?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 37 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"My nice news tonight is I helped a girl in the toilets this eve at the pub - she was upset, we talked - and later in the eve she arrived with a round of drinks for my whole party (6 of us) and said they were lucky to have me as a friend. It was the nicest thing. Bless her. "

Oh that's a really nice affirmation.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 37 weeks ago

Mayfair


"My nice news tonight is I helped a girl in the toilets this eve at the pub - she was upset, we talked - and later in the eve she arrived with a round of drinks for my whole party (6 of us) and said they were lucky to have me as a friend. It was the nicest thing. Bless her. "

You're known for your magnanimity.

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By *stellaWoman 37 weeks ago

London


"My nice news tonight is I helped a girl in the toilets this eve at the pub - she was upset, we talked - and later in the eve she arrived with a round of drinks for my whole party (6 of us) and said they were lucky to have me as a friend. It was the nicest thing. Bless her.

Oh that's a really nice affirmation. "

It was genuinely so thoughtful of her.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 37 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Can someone sort my heart out?

It’s faulty and I’m a little fed up with it.

Perhaps an adrenaline shot with one of those ridiculously long needles?

Does that rectify unrequited love?"

Put it this way - unrequited love will be the last thing on your mind

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By *stellaWoman 37 weeks ago

London


"My nice news tonight is I helped a girl in the toilets this eve at the pub - she was upset, we talked - and later in the eve she arrived with a round of drinks for my whole party (6 of us) and said they were lucky to have me as a friend. It was the nicest thing. Bless her.

You're known for your magnanimity. "

Are you calling me a slut?

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By *stellaWoman 37 weeks ago

London


"Can someone sort my heart out?

It’s faulty and I’m a little fed up with it.

Perhaps an adrenaline shot with one of those ridiculously long needles?

Does that rectify unrequited love?

Put it this way - unrequited love will be the last thing on your mind "

Let’s do it then

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 37 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"My nice news tonight is I helped a girl in the toilets this eve at the pub - she was upset, we talked - and later in the eve she arrived with a round of drinks for my whole party (6 of us) and said they were lucky to have me as a friend. It was the nicest thing. Bless her.

You're known for your magnanimity.

Are you calling me a slut? "

Yes! Yes, that's exactly what he's doing. The scoundrel!

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By *stellaWoman 37 weeks ago

London

Right. Bedtime. Night all xx

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 37 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Can someone sort my heart out?

It’s faulty and I’m a little fed up with it.

Perhaps an adrenaline shot with one of those ridiculously long needles?

Does that rectify unrequited love?

Put it this way - unrequited love will be the last thing on your mind

Let’s do it then "

you'll almost definitely need someone better qualified than me!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 37 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Right. Bedtime. Night all xx"

Goodnight. I hope you awake hangover- free.

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By *he KinkysCouple 37 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Night night everyone x

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 37 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Night night everyone x "

Nighty-nighty-night now x

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 37 weeks ago

Reading

I've just got in

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

I’m passing through… big love to all

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 37 weeks ago

North West


"It's 00:59

·

I'm going to bed

I think you should. You need to recharge those batteries of yours."

Sleep did not last long. Dad's alarm monitoring people just phoned and woke me up

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By *ittlebirdWoman 37 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I think this is now more the eponymous thread than the inaugural one

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 36 weeks ago

Mayfair

ØØ:2Øhrs...off to Hastings for some Zzzzz.

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By *olfandtazCouple 36 weeks ago

Bristol

The night is still so young

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 36 weeks ago

Mayfair


"The night is still so young "

It is!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 36 weeks ago

North West


"The night is still so young

It is! "

I feel so old! Good night.

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By *ongandharderMan 36 weeks ago

Rotherham

Well I'm wide awake the joys of insomnia

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 36 weeks ago

London

Night Nero

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 36 weeks ago

Mayfair

Good night åll...x

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By *rishman75Man 36 weeks ago

Chessington/epsom

can't sleep and tried counting sheep and nothing and even the rain doesn't help x

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 36 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I've been picking up bins in my jamas. Hoping to go to sleep now.

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By *omesticflightMan 36 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Made a tuna salad ... Still hungry

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 36 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Made a tuna salad ... Still hungry"

I'm equally peckish!

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By *he KinkysCouple 36 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Good night åll...x"

Goodnight Nero, have pleasantly sweet dreams xx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 36 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Good night åll...x

Goodnight Nero, have pleasantly sweet dreams xx"

Good night my fragrant Caledonian thistle. x

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple 36 weeks ago

Bristol

Think I'm having one of those nights where I'm not going to get any sleep at all. My alarm is due to go off at 6:30 anyway and at this point I think if I do drop off I'll actually feel worse for it. Only thing is I have a very long day ahead of me tomorrow as have commitments which mean no switching off until nearly 9pm

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 35 weeks ago

Mayfair

It's midnight ØØ:ØØhrs....

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 35 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Aren't you confusing this thread with the Nøc, dear Nerø?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 35 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Aren't you confusing this thread with the Nøc, dear Nerø?

"

Not at all, oxondÅvina my darling. I always do a time check on here. It just happened to coincide with the night of mid'.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 35 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Of course. Just teåsing.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 35 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Of course. Just teåsing. "

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 35 weeks ago

Mayfair

ØØ:Ø9hrs...Shreddies™ midnight snack with icy cold skimmed milk. Indulgence in a porcelain bowl.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 32 weeks ago

Mayfair

Reboot and re-bump... Ø1:26hrs.

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By *bi HaiveMan 32 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

01:33 and I've just eaten loads of cheese.

Might be awake a while.......

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By *iddlesticksMan 32 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

02:34 where I am and I’ve just trumped.

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple 32 weeks ago

Midlands

On a night shift and on my third coffee

Mrs

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By *ornycougaWoman 32 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Only 19.55 where I am. But the only people up in the UK are the weirdos

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By (user no longer on site) 32 weeks ago


"Only 19.55 where I am. But the only people up in the UK are the weirdos "

Haha not all of us are weirdos but most are on this place at this time

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By *red333Man 32 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Only 19.55 where I am. But the only people up in the UK are the weirdos "
omg I'm not weird i didn't wake up until 4.11am

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 27 weeks ago

Mayfair

Ø2:51 — this insomnia is insufferable.

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

03:13 not at all good. Own fault taking phone to bed and not switching it off. Note to oneself, must try harder.

Sweet wet dreams everyone.

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By *cotty_01ukMan 27 weeks ago

birmingham

Stupid o clock and still having a butchers

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By *inochioMan 27 weeks ago

Derbyshire

03;18 Sleep and I have become strangers.

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By *rettyflamingoCouple 27 weeks ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

Yep awake ffs again! Tea anyone

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By *ixenitedWoman 27 weeks ago

Here or There abouts

3.20 and I've been falling in and out of unconsciousness for hours I've come to the conclusion that I've the napping schedule of a new born baby lol

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago


"Yep awake ffs again! Tea anyone "

Milk 2 sugars please

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By *ixenitedWoman 27 weeks ago

Here or There abouts


"Yep awake ffs again! Tea anyone

Milk and 1 sugar please, cheers! "

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By *ajamis1994Man 27 weeks ago

Amsterdam

There would be no hasle haha

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 26 weeks ago

Mayfair

ØØ:48hrs — in bed, sucking on a toffee and êyêslids refusing to droop...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 26 weeks ago

North West


"ØØ:48hrs — in bed, sucking on a toffee and êyêslids refusing to droop..."

I'm reading crap and wondering if I can make a cup of tea quietly. Probably not. I'll settle with my glass of corporation pop.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 26 weeks ago

Mayfair


"ØØ:48hrs — in bed, sucking on a toffee and êyêslids refusing to droop...

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I'm reading crap and wondering if I can make a cup of tea quietly. Probably not. I'll settle with my glass of corporation pop. "

You're supposed to time-check your posts, KC². That's the protocol here.

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By *bi HaiveMan 26 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

00:59

Just opened a tin of peach slices as got peckish.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 26 weeks ago

Mayfair


"00:59

Just opened a tin of peach slices as got peckish. "

You see, he's ^ a gentleman. And a genital man.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 26 weeks ago

North West


"ØØ:48hrs — in bed, sucking on a toffee and êyêslids refusing to droop...

·

I'm reading crap and wondering if I can make a cup of tea quietly. Probably not. I'll settle with my glass of corporation pop.

You're supposed to time-check your posts, KC². That's the protocol here. "

01:06 and I'm sticking my tongue out at Nerø from 200 miles away

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By *ildbillkidMan 26 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

Hey, 28c about 81f degrees little wind and it's not near bedtime

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By *odevilWoman 26 weeks ago

exeter

I'm.not eating anything because if I get up, I'll have to dry my hair and I can't really be bothered so I'm just staring.

Any minute now...

(Encouragement and motivational quotes welcome as long as it's not too wishy-washy. Please abd thank you)

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By *ildbillkidMan 26 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

Sorry 7:09 pm

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 26 weeks ago

Mayfair

She's ^ an "abd" (sic) at this ungodly hour. †

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 26 weeks ago

North West


"I'm.not eating anything because if I get up, I'll have to dry my hair and I can't really be bothered so I'm just staring.

Any minute now...

(Encouragement and motivational quotes welcome as long as it's not too wishy-washy. Please abd thank you) "

She who does not dry hair, gets soggy pillow.

*Nods with sage wisdom*

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 26 weeks ago

Mayfair


"ØØ:48hrs — in bed, sucking on a toffee and êyêslids refusing to droop...

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I'm reading crap and wondering if I can make a cup of tea quietly. Probably not. I'll settle with my glass of corporation pop.

You're supposed to time-check your posts, KC². That's the protocol here.

·

01:06 and I'm sticking my tongue out at Nerø from 200 miles away "

I've tasted your tongue. It was chilli.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 26 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Sorry 7:09 pm"

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By *odevilWoman 26 weeks ago

exeter


"She's ^ an "abd" (sic) at this ungodly hour. †"

Look, Autocorrect hates me ok? The feeling us mutual

Abd ISN'T EVEN A WORD!!

AND why does it capitalise itself like its a real person?

That wasn't very encouraging OR motivational Nero. I've just got all ranty instead...

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By *midnight-Woman 26 weeks ago

...

Evening.. Can someone please feckin' hypn*tise me so i can go to sleep

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By *odevilWoman 26 weeks ago

exeter


"I'm.not eating anything because if I get up, I'll have to dry my hair and I can't really be bothered so I'm just staring.

Any minute now...

(Encouragement and motivational quotes welcome as long as it's not too wishy-washy. Please abd thank you)

She who does not dry hair, gets soggy pillow.

*Nods with sage wisdom*"

Only if she actually makes it yo bed! Am stubbornly sitting on my sofa to make a point...

Not sure what the point is exactly but still.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 26 weeks ago

North West


"I'm.not eating anything because if I get up, I'll have to dry my hair and I can't really be bothered so I'm just staring.

Any minute now...

(Encouragement and motivational quotes welcome as long as it's not too wishy-washy. Please abd thank you)

She who does not dry hair, gets soggy pillow.

*Nods with sage wisdom*

Only if she actually makes it yo bed! Am stubbornly sitting on my sofa to make a point...

Not sure what the point is exactly but still. "

She who sits on sofa, will get soggy bottom!

(If she sits there long enough )

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 26 weeks ago

North West


"Evening.. Can someone please feckin' hypn*tise me so i can go to sleep "

Look into my eyes

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 26 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Evening.. Can someone please feckin' hypn*tise me so i can go to sleep "

Míddèrs, are you also horologically challenged?!? Where's your time-stamp, wench!? ¿·

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 26 weeks ago

North West

01:19 and the WiFi has gone to sleep. I think it's a sign

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 26 weeks ago

Mayfair


"She's ^ an "abd" (sic) at this ungodly hour. †

·

Look, Autocorrect hates me ok? The feeling us mutual

Abd ISN'T EVEN A WORD!!

AND why does it capitalise itself like its a real person?

That wasn't very encouraging OR motivational Nero. I've just got all ranty instead... "

Oooft, you just turned me on no end with that invective outburst.

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By *odevilWoman 26 weeks ago

exeter


"Evening.. Can someone please feckin' hypn*tise me so i can go to sleep

Míddèrs, are you also horologically challenged?!? Where's your time-stamp, wench!? ¿· "

I think Midnight's pocket watch is broken. That's why she needs someone to help her.

I lost mine eons ago

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 26 weeks ago

Mayfair

°¹:²° hrs — I should have hosted the Noc' 'this' evening.

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By *midnight-Woman 26 weeks ago

...


"Evening.. Can someone please feckin' hypn*tise me so i can go to sleep

Look into my eyes "

Omg when I was married, this used to be one of the sill, funny things we'd mimic

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By *midnight-Woman 26 weeks ago

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"Evening.. Can someone please feckin' hypn*tise me so i can go to sleep

Míddèrs, are you also horologically challenged?!? Where's your time-stamp, wench!? ¿· "

I think its in S America

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By *midnight-Woman 26 weeks ago

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"Evening.. Can someone please feckin' hypn*tise me so i can go to sleep

Míddèrs, are you also horologically challenged?!? Where's your time-stamp, wench!? ¿·

I think Midnight's pocket watch is broken. That's why she needs someone to help her.

I lost mine eons ago "

My ticker has tocked it's last tick

Vodevil, your photos are absolutely stunning

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By *reeSpiritElleWoman 26 weeks ago

Miles of beautiful golden sand, Dorset

01:25 Wide awake. Should be writing my dissertion. But instead, on here, while I wait for my creative juices to start flowing again

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By *odevilWoman 26 weeks ago

exeter


"Evening.. Can someone please feckin' hypn*tise me so i can go to sleep

Míddèrs, are you also horologically challenged?!? Where's your time-stamp, wench!? ¿·

I think Midnight's pocket watch is broken. That's why she needs someone to help her.

I lost mine eons ago

My ticker has tocked it's last tick

Vodevil, your photos are absolutely stunning "

Thank you! That's quite the compliment coming from you!! Xx

No more tick tock for either of us then. What shall we do instead?

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By *yreGuy99Man 26 weeks ago

Wyre/Persh

1.30 wide awake watching the crap on TV. May go for a walk

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By *odevilWoman 26 weeks ago

exeter


"1.30 wide awake watching the crap on TV. May go for a walk "

Almost motivating me to get up off the sofa...

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By *bi HaiveMan 26 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

1.33am

Was going to bed.

Just started another episode of TWD instead.......

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By *odevilWoman 26 weeks ago

exeter


"1.33am

Was going to bed.

Just started another episode of TWD instead....... "

Which one? It might put you to sleep depending on the season...

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By *yreGuy99Man 26 weeks ago

Wyre/Persh


"1.30 wide awake watching the crap on TV. May go for a walk

Almost motivating me to get up off the sofa..."

Beats watching the same old repeated bull. Besides a little walk in the rain is pretty refreshing

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By *odevilWoman 26 weeks ago

exeter


"1.30 wide awake watching the crap on TV. May go for a walk

Almost motivating me to get up off the sofa...

Beats watching the same old repeated bull. Besides a little walk in the rain is pretty refreshing "

Ok but I'm still stuck on my sofa with wet hair watching the wall so...

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By *asygoingcouple2022Couple 26 weeks ago

The moon

01:40 in deepest darkest wilds of Scotland trying to get my dog off my legs so I can move

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By *odevilWoman 26 weeks ago

exeter


"1.33am

Was going to bed.

Just started another episode of TWD instead.......

Which one? It might put you to sleep depending on the season..."

Told you...

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago

Had a nice evening & a bit of a drive home. Now at home on wind down & brains being annoying. Luckily no work tomorrow!

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By *ingerNNutsCouple 26 weeks ago

dublin

01:44 in Ireland woke up an hour ago…joys of insomnia. Atleast I’ve my own personal white noise out our window…rain. Maybe there’s hope for some more shut eye yet

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By *yreGuy99Man 26 weeks ago

Wyre/Persh


"1.30 wide awake watching the crap on TV. May go for a walk

Almost motivating me to get up off the sofa...

Beats watching the same old repeated bull. Besides a little walk in the rain is pretty refreshing

Ok but I'm still stuck on my sofa with wet hair watching the wall so..."

Ah I see, I'm not sure what to suggest then im afraid.

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By *lueLotusWoman 26 weeks ago

the wilderness

2.43 was just drifting off when I thought I heard three soft knocks on my front door. Now heart thumping and I can't make tea or anything cos there's no curtains in the kitchen and I'm a bit scared still

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By *ythenMan 26 weeks ago

North Co. Dublin


"2.43 was just drifting off when I thought I heard three soft knocks on my front door. Now heart thumping and I can't make tea or anything cos there's no curtains in the kitchen and I'm a bit scared still"

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By *lueLotusWoman 26 weeks ago

the wilderness


"2.43 was just drifting off when I thought I heard three soft knocks on my front door. Now heart thumping and I can't make tea or anything cos there's no curtains in the kitchen and I'm a bit scared still

"

Cmon make me some hot chocolate will you

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 26 weeks ago

Mayfair

ØØ:19hrs — feeling peckish.

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By *inxy777Woman 26 weeks ago

essex

Morning all. X

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By *ildbillkidMan 26 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

19:56 on a Friday night

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By *cotty_01ukMan 26 weeks ago

birmingham

Morning morning

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By *NewBNWOMan 26 weeks ago

back

Can't sleep

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By *midnight-Woman 26 weeks ago

...

Woken up by vicious badger fight

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan 26 weeks ago

Willenhall


"Woken up by vicious badger fight "

Chuck some mashed potatoes at them.

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By *ookie57Man 26 weeks ago

maidenhead

No idea why i woke up but logging on to fab is not helping me get back to sleep

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 25 weeks ago

Mayfair

Ø1:22hrs and I'm fantasising about KC².

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By *ot to giggleWoman 25 weeks ago

Coventry

Nero! I found my 2nd wind! Sleep! Who needs sleep ...

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

Just finished watching Killers of the flower moon.

Just to disturbed to sleep now.

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By *ot to giggleWoman 25 weeks ago

Coventry


"Woken up by vicious badger fight

Chuck some mashed potatoes at them. "

Is that a euthausm - cant spell, the alcohol hastaken over my brain cell

Come one Irelene!!

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

Or spell correctly

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 25 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Nero! I found my 2nd wind! Sleep! Who needs sleep ...

"

Is this ²nd wind as sweet and fragrant as you?

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By *ot to giggleWoman 25 weeks ago

Coventry


"Nero! I found my 2nd wind! Sleep! Who needs sleep ...

Is this ²nd wind as sweet and fragrant as you?"

Awwww ... umm people keep giving me the 'eye' haha im not going!!

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago


"Nero! I found my 2nd wind! Sleep! Who needs sleep ...

Is this ²nd wind as sweet and fragrant as you?

Awwww ... umm people keep giving me the 'eye' haha im not going!! "

They'd give U more than the eye if u allowed them to...

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By *ot to giggleWoman 25 weeks ago

Coventry


"Nero! I found my 2nd wind! Sleep! Who needs sleep ...

Is this ²nd wind as sweet and fragrant as you?

Awwww ... umm people keep giving me the 'eye' haha im not going!!

They'd give U more than the eye if u allowed them to... "

Hahai know! Im avoiding... got my entertainment sorted

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago


"Nero! I found my 2nd wind! Sleep! Who needs sleep ...

Is this ²nd wind as sweet and fragrant as you?

Awwww ... umm people keep giving me the 'eye' haha im not going!!

They'd give U more than the eye if u allowed them to...

Hahai know! Im avoiding... got my entertainment sorted"

I can but imagine, lucky who ever they are (in for a real treat).

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By *uchasGMan 25 weeks ago

Northwest

Morning

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By *bostCouple 25 weeks ago

Glasgow

We’re still up… maybe not insomnia though

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By *ot to giggleWoman 25 weeks ago

Coventry

Well im still awake

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan 25 weeks ago

Willenhall


"Woken up by vicious badger fight

Chuck some mashed potatoes at them.

Is that a euthausm - cant spell, the alcohol hastaken over my brain cell

Come one Irelene!! "

According to the Bodger and Badger theme tune Badger likes mashed potatoes...

I suppose you can euthanise Badger; I hear now he's out of work the prospect might actually appeal to him. Maybe that's why he was being such a dick in your garden...he was just tempting fate before infecting some cattle with bovine TB...

Unless you meant euphemism. The only euphemism I can think of for "mashed potatoes" is being kicked firmly in the bollocks. Not something I'm into.

Ah...ignore me. It's 5am, I'm tanked on beer and need my beauty sleep

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 25 weeks ago

Southampton


"Woken up by vicious badger fight

Chuck some mashed potatoes at them.

Is that a euthausm - cant spell, the alcohol hastaken over my brain cell

Come one Irelene!!

According to the Bodger and Badger theme tune Badger likes mashed potatoes...

I suppose you can euthanise Badger; I hear now he's out of work the prospect might actually appeal to him. Maybe that's why he was being such a dick in your garden...he was just tempting fate before infecting some cattle with bovine TB...

Unless you meant euphemism. The only euphemism I can think of for "mashed potatoes" is being kicked firmly in the bollocks. Not something I'm into.

Ah...ignore me. It's 5am, I'm tanked on beer and need my beauty sleep "

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 25 weeks ago

Mayfair

²³:47 ... using matchsticks to keep my êyêlids open.

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By *ildbillkidMan 25 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

Almost 18:00 p.m.the sun is still up

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 25 weeks ago

Markfield

0056

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 25 weeks ago

Mayfair

It's the Mïdnïght Høur ØØ:ØØ...

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By *ot to giggleWoman 25 weeks ago

Coventry

38 minutes past !

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By *irebrand 1263Man 25 weeks ago

near you

Late night fun....anyone thinking the same?

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By *ot to giggleWoman 25 weeks ago

Coventry

are we not having fun ????

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 25 weeks ago

North West

00:50 and I just stopped side hustling. I got carried away

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By *irebrand 1263Man 25 weeks ago

near you


" are we not having fun ????"

Of course, do you want to join in?

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By *ot to giggleWoman 25 weeks ago

Coventry


"00:50 and I just stopped side hustling. I got carried away "

hey kinky - are you always up late?

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By *intiemintieWoman 25 weeks ago

Scottish Borders

0145am, still wide awake.....

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

Sleep is non existent it's horrible but ye get use to it

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By *intiemintieWoman 25 weeks ago

Scottish Borders

insomnia is a great excuse for watching crap tv....spoilt for choice tonight

lol

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By *ucka39Man 25 weeks ago

Newcastle


"insomnia is a great excuse for watching crap tv....spoilt for choice tonight

lol"

There's also the option for the radio

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By *intiemintieWoman 25 weeks ago

Scottish Borders

Sailing By.....to Rockall, Fisher and German Byte

loool

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By *ot to giggleWoman 25 weeks ago

Coventry

trying sleep!! Night

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By *intiemintieWoman 25 weeks ago

Scottish Borders

Lightweight....

Youre missing Upstairs Downstairs re-runs...

Aha x

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

New here can ladies help me get verified please ????

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By *uke OzadeMan 25 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"New here can ladies help me get verified please ????"

Only after you’ve boned them

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

Insomnia is a bee-otch so I may as well put the headphones on and listen to some relaxing heavy metal

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By *intiemintieWoman 25 weeks ago

Scottish Borders

sounds intriguing

boned like a Dover sole, or the other?

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

??

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

Long time since I’ve had that phase boned them

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By *uke OzadeMan 25 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"sounds intriguing

boned like a Dover sole, or the other?"

More American Pie style

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By *intiemintieWoman 25 weeks ago

Scottish Borders

Good luck

perhaps the soothing aural qualities of Anthrax will lull you off etc

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

lol new thread who wants to get boned lol

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By *intiemintieWoman 25 weeks ago

Scottish Borders

not more food porn.

does it come with extra cream?

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By *intiemintieWoman 25 weeks ago

Scottish Borders

rhetorical

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By *uke OzadeMan 25 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Just the way you like it!

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

Cater for anything excuse the pun lol

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By *intiemintieWoman 25 weeks ago

Scottish Borders

bring on the cheese..., hold the nuts

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By *intiemintieWoman 25 weeks ago

Scottish Borders

waffer thin mints to follow

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

Don’t forget the sq sausage

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By *intiemintieWoman 25 weeks ago

Scottish Borders

errrr Lorne sausage if ya dont mind, give it the full title it warrants. Ugggh neon pink square of pure gristle... Id have to be held down and compelled by demons to eat it.

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

Haha his other half must of caught him on the site haha or he pissed him self

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By *uke OzadeMan 25 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"errrr Lorne sausage if ya dont mind, give it the full title it warrants. Ugggh neon pink square of pure gristle... Id have to be held down and compelled by demons to eat it.

"

You’ve killed him off, he’s gone UNLOS

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By *intiemintieWoman 25 weeks ago

Scottish Borders

thatll teach him to invoke the power of the Lorne square sausage,,,hehe x

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By *uke OzadeMan 25 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Yeah, don’t fuck with the Lorne Ranger!

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By *bostCouple 25 weeks ago

Glasgow

Can’t get no sleep….

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By *irebrand 1263Man 25 weeks ago

near you


"Can’t get no sleep…."

What a tune that is!!

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By *bostCouple 25 weeks ago

Glasgow

Probably not one to help you sleep though

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By *irebrand 1263Man 25 weeks ago

near you


"Probably not one to help you sleep though"

Good for other things

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 25 weeks ago

Mayfair

Ø2:49hrs — a homage to those nocturnal / crepuscular folk.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 25 weeks ago

Markfield

Controversial at 2146 but I have to be up at 0400 so it’s insomnia calling already.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 25 weeks ago

Mayfair

Ø1:19...this thread is almost done!

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By *ucka39Man 25 weeks ago

Newcastle

And most people are still awake

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