"Is it true that women take longer to get turned on than men?"
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Yes. Alas, it is very true. Men are the proverbial lightswitch; a quick flick and they are turned on.
Women on the other hand are like clockwork apparatuses - it takes time for all their cogs, wheels and gears to warm up sufficiently. |
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"Is it true that women take longer to get turned on than men?
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Yes. Alas, it is very true. Men are the proverbial lightswitch; a quick flick and they are turned on.
Women on the other hand are like clockwork apparatuses - it takes time for all their cogs, wheels and gears to warm up sufficiently."
As long as you don't wind them up first  |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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Depends how good you are at engaging the mind and understanding what she enjoys. Sometimes it can be the little things that excite her, maybe a glancing look, a gentle whisper or gesture, not just unzipping and slapping him in her face  |
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"Is it true that women take longer to get turned on than men?
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Yes. Alas, it is very true. Men are the proverbial lightswitch; a quick flick and they are turned on.
Women on the other hand are like clockwork apparatuses - it takes time for all their cogs, wheels and gears to warm up sufficiently.
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As long as you don't wind them up first "
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Lest their spring-coil should break! |
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To get ready to go out then definitely.
"Are you ready yet"
" yeah just doing my lippy"
Ten mins later
"Are you ready yet"
" yeah just changing my shoes"
20 mins later
"ARE YOU READY YET "
"Almost just need to put my jeans on "
"WHAT "
Ten minutes later I need a wee so I take my coat off and pop for a wee.
I hear a shout
"COME ON IM READY STOP FAFFING ABOUT "
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"Is it true that women take longer to get turned on than men?"
Depends if you're doing it right. If you do it wrong... then yes. If you do it right... possibly even quicker than a male, maybe?? |
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