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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They do so no man ever has both a nice car and a big schlong. That's probably why I drive a clapped out Juke  "
You best me mate. I've only got a push bike and a big schlong! |
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"They do so no man ever has both a nice car and a big schlong. That's probably why I drive a clapped out Juke
You best me mate. I've only got a push bike and a big schlong! "
I hope you clip your trousers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They do so no man ever has both a nice car and a big schlong. That's probably why I drive a clapped out Juke
You best me mate. I've only got a push bike and a big schlong! "
Can you use it to pedal when your legs get tired? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"They do so no man ever has both a nice car and a big schlong. That's probably why I drive a clapped out Juke
You best me mate. I've only got a push bike and a big schlong!
Can you use it to pedal when your legs get tired?"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I had a sports car once, where do I apply for compensation ?"
I can send you the address if you like? However you must arrive wearing a skimpy little number and bring a good bottle of Shiraz. |
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These car threads always make me laugh. Over the I've been there, seen it, done it, got the tee shirt, worn it, and put it in the bin as far as motoring hardwear is concerned, but my penis has remained the same size throughout. However, as for getting attention, I get more attention these days using the old second hand wheelchair adapted vehicles that I had to buy to get disabled mum around because she couldn't qualify for mobility allowance due to becoming disabled after sixty, than ever I get driving either of my Jag convertibles. I've actually pulled twice after striking up conversations about disabled transport, but again my penis size remains the same. |
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
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When I see posts like this all I pick up from
It is jealousy hatred and insecurity.. it's pleasures in life, for me personally my cars are a big part of my enjoyment in life so getting up at 5am and driving to where I need to be makes it all the better in the car i drive .. I've got a big dick but all three motors still have to be above 3 litre otherwise I'm not interested.. stop being so bitter |
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