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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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What do you get thoroughly fed up of seeing here?
My location is set to Kinkytown and just had the eleventy billionth message about it. Oh what a jolly jape - where is it Luv I'd love to live there.  |
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By *stellaWoman 45 weeks ago
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"What do you get thoroughly fed up of seeing here?
My location is set to Kinkytown and just had the eleventy billionth message about it. Oh what a jolly jape - where is it Luv I'd love to live there. "
Myself! 
I am wasting so much time currently!  |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"What do you get thoroughly fed up of seeing here?
My location is set to Kinkytown and just had the eleventy billionth message about it. Oh what a jolly jape - where is it Luv I'd love to live there. "
People with silly location.
My sat nav struggles with it somewhat.
I'm like DPD at Christmas ??, knocking on random doors shouting "wanna fuck".
They all say,"try next door?"
I'm thinking of getting a job with Ordnance Survey.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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Couldn’t agree more, I fucking hate it when people read my profile and try to open with some kind of playful banter about something I chose to put in my public profile
Really boils my piss |
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By *bi HaiveMan 45 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Men with 9 inch penises. Apparently 0.6% of all men have a 9 inch penis, and 0.2% of men have a bigger than 9 inch penis... and apparently they're all here on fab in my local area."
This. Most guys that actually are that size keep quiet about it as it seems it can be off-putting to some.
Aside from that, if I see one more 'cut or uncut' forum thread I'm gonna set up a budget circumcision service to cater for all the guys willing to lose some skin because they think it'll boost their chance of getting laid.....  |
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By *host63Man 45 weeks ago
Bedfont Feltham |
"What do you get thoroughly fed up of seeing here?
My location is set to Kinkytown and just had the eleventy billionth message about it. Oh what a jolly jape - where is it Luv I'd love to live there. "
Well with that you have to admit you have set yourself up for that. What did you expect?
Why not just smile and go with it? |
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By *host63Man 45 weeks ago
Bedfont Feltham |
"I mean you could change it...
No matter what I change it too I will still get the same tired messages..."
Why not do something original. Contact people yourself instead of complaining and let's see an example of your wit. Strong independent woman like you should find that a piece of cake. |
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By *host63Man 45 weeks ago
Bedfont Feltham |
"I mean you could change it...
No matter what I change it too I will still get the same tired messages..."
Why not do something original. Contact people yourself instead of complaining and let's see an example of your wit. Strong independent woman like you should find that a piece of cake. |
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By *host63Man 45 weeks ago
Bedfont Feltham |
"Men with 9 inch penises. Apparently 0.6% of all men have a 9 inch penis, and 0.2% of men have a bigger than 9 inch penis... and apparently they're all here on fab in my local area."
No more boring than the 6ft tall six pack BBC 8 inch plus demands of 60% of women on here.
Looking for the 0.5% that are not on this site anyway.
It goes both ways |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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I am tired of seeing my replies on the forum being ignored.
I have been posting regularly since Sunday so I should be accepted by all and everything I write should get shit loads of replies!! |
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"Men with 9 inch penises. Apparently 0.6% of all men have a 9 inch penis, and 0.2% of men have a bigger than 9 inch penis... and apparently they're all here on fab in my local area.
No more boring than the 6ft tall six pack BBC 8 inch plus demands of 60% of women on here.
Looking for the 0.5% that are not on this site anyway.
It goes both ways"
r u ok hun? |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"Men with 9 inch penises. Apparently 0.6% of all men have a 9 inch penis, and 0.2% of men have a bigger than 9 inch penis... and apparently they're all here on fab in my local area."
Checked my source based on condom sizing research
9 inches just says 99.99%
Unbelievably rare |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"I am tired of seeing my replies on the forum being ignored.
I have been posting regularly since Sunday so I should be accepted by all and everything I write should get shit loads of replies!! "
See what I mean there are 7 replies after mine and not one to little old me!!
It might be time to write a self pitying thread soon  |
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I don’t really like people setting imaginary places as their location. I mean why? If you live in London put “London”. When browsing through new pics or the forum it’s always good to see where people are from.
Oh and the ones that put “Wales” as their location too, everyone knows that Wales is a place that parents made up to scare their children into behaving
To each their own |
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By *aizyWoman 45 weeks ago
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"I am tired of seeing my replies on the forum being ignored.
I have been posting regularly since Sunday so I should be accepted by all and everything I write should get shit loads of replies!!
See what I mean there are 7 replies after mine and not one to little old me!!
It might be time to write a self pitying thread soon "
Sorry, did you say something?!? |
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By *bi HaiveMan 45 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I don’t really like people setting imaginary places as their location. I mean why? If you live in London put “London”. When browsing through new pics or the forum it’s always good to see where people are from.
Oh and the ones that put “Wales” as their location too, everyone knows that Wales is a place that parents made up to scare their children into behaving
To each their own "
Mines kinda vague but not hard to decipher.
I get some people not wanting to reveal their true location though.
I mean, if I lived in Bridgwater, Luton or Hull, I'd be keeping it quiet tbh..... |
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By *batMan 45 weeks ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
"Oh and the ones that put “Wales” as their location too …. "
The Welsh tourist board only paid your parents to say that. They never wanted you to visit.
Gbat |
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Some of my personal favourites are Anti Pube Brigade and the Professionals.
Also the pendantic and pernickety ones who seemingly live only to point out any inconsistency in a post or are just negative nellie's in general.
The biggest fab trope has to be the hard done by male who's been frozen out by the clique though. |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"I am tired of seeing my replies on the forum being ignored.
I have been posting regularly since Sunday so I should be accepted by all and everything I write should get shit loads of replies!!
See what I mean there are 7 replies after mine and not one to little old me!!
It might be time to write a self pitying thread soon
Sorry, did you say something?!?"
Nope it was just a hallucination |
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By *enk15Man 45 weeks ago
Evesham |
"What do you get thoroughly fed up of seeing here?
My location is set to Kinkytown and just had the eleventy billionth message about it. Oh what a jolly jape - where is it Luv I'd love to live there. "
Seriously though, where is it? |
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By *glyBettyTV/TS 45 weeks ago
About 3 feet away from the fence |
"I don’t really like people setting imaginary places as their location. I mean why? If you live in London put “London”. When browsing through new pics or the forum it’s always good to see where people are from. "
Maybe they don't want to publicise their location to every random user who browses the forums?  |
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Reappearing/disappearing profiles with the same pics.. to be reported and closed, reopened / rinse / repeat.
* I used to profile / account mod another site waaay back.
Men asking for profile advice.. when profile is a dick pick and a strap line like "fuk now"
Straight guys who message asking if you want a bj
General arrogance.
I could go on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"Couldn’t agree more, I fucking hate it when people read my profile and try to open with some kind of playful banter about something I chose to put in my public profile
Really boils my piss "
I love that you understand me so well  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"Men with 9 inch penises. Apparently 0.6% of all men have a 9 inch penis, and 0.2% of men have a bigger than 9 inch penis... and apparently they're all here on fab in my local area."
It's extra smooth when the subject of the message is the (alleged) size of their dick. I could do this if I ever messaged men. ithadtobeyou (Kinkytown) "Cantalopes" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"Men with 9 inch penises. Apparently 0.6% of all men have a 9 inch penis, and 0.2% of men have a bigger than 9 inch penis... and apparently they're all here on fab in my local area.
This. Most guys that actually are that size keep quiet about it as it seems it can be off-putting to some.
Aside from that, if I see one more 'cut or uncut' forum thread I'm gonna set up a budget circumcision service to cater for all the guys willing to lose some skin because they think it'll boost their chance of getting laid..... "
"Is my dick big enough" seems equally pointless... |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"Women who moan about shit messages when there's a very simple solution to it that they just don't want to action.
What's the solution?"
This should be interesting |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"Women who moan about shit messages when there's a very simple solution to it that they just don't want to action.
What's the solution?"
Block all men and contact the ones you like the look of. No shit messages and you can separate the wheat from the chaff  |
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"Women who moan about shit messages when there's a very simple solution to it that they just don't want to action.
What's the solution?
Block all men and contact the ones you like the look of. No shit messages and you can separate the wheat from the chaff "
Nah, you still get shit messages back even if you message first! |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"Women who moan about shit messages when there's a very simple solution to it that they just don't want to action.
What's the solution?
Block all men and contact the ones you like the look of. No shit messages and you can separate the wheat from the chaff
Nah, you still get shit messages back even if you message first!"
But you get fewer of them though and it's easier for you to move on. |
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"Women who moan about shit messages when there's a very simple solution to it that they just don't want to action.
What's the solution?
Block all men and contact the ones you like the look of. No shit messages and you can separate the wheat from the chaff
Nah, you still get shit messages back even if you message first!
But you get fewer of them though and it's easier for you to move on."
It's easy to move on now, you just hit the delete button.
Besides, if all women blocked all men on fabs, this entire forum would be full of men whinging about it. |
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"What do you get thoroughly fed up of seeing here?
My location is set to Kinkytown and just had the eleventy billionth message about it. Oh what a jolly jape - where is it Luv I'd love to live there.
Seriously though, where is it?"
I’d love to live there |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"Women who moan about shit messages when there's a very simple solution to it that they just don't want to action.
What's the solution?
Block all men and contact the ones you like the look of. No shit messages and you can separate the wheat from the chaff
Nah, you still get shit messages back even if you message first!
But you get fewer of them though and it's easier for you to move on.
It's easy to move on now, you just hit the delete button.
Besides, if all women blocked all men on fabs, this entire forum would be full of men whinging about it."
They'd be out of your messages though and you don't have to read the forum posts. It could also give men the impetus to improve their own profiles knowing women would message them first. Which is also actually another thing women moan about on here. |
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"Some of my personal favourites are Anti Pube Brigade and the Professionals.
Also the pendantic and pernickety ones who seemingly live only to point out any inconsistency in a post or are just negative nellie's in general.
The biggest fab trope has to be the hard done by male who's been frozen out by the clique though."
There's a clique? Nobody told me.
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"Women who moan about shit messages when there's a very simple solution to it that they just don't want to action.
What's the solution?
Block all men and contact the ones you like the look of. No shit messages and you can separate the wheat from the chaff
Nah, you still get shit messages back even if you message first!
But you get fewer of them though and it's easier for you to move on.
It's easy to move on now, you just hit the delete button.
Besides, if all women blocked all men on fabs, this entire forum would be full of men whinging about it.
They'd be out of your messages though and you don't have to read the forum posts. It could also give men the impetus to improve their own profiles knowing women would message them first. Which is also actually another thing women moan about on here."
Hey ! I don't moan !  |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"Women who moan about shit messages when there's a very simple solution to it that they just don't want to action.
What's the solution?
Block all men and contact the ones you like the look of. No shit messages and you can separate the wheat from the chaff
Nah, you still get shit messages back even if you message first!
But you get fewer of them though and it's easier for you to move on.
It's easy to move on now, you just hit the delete button.
Besides, if all women blocked all men on fabs, this entire forum would be full of men whinging about it.
They'd be out of your messages though and you don't have to read the forum posts. It could also give men the impetus to improve their own profiles knowing women would message them first. Which is also actually another thing women moan about on here."
Good luck with that one pal
You know how guys complain about not getting meets on here, and we say “go to a social or club” but most won’t, because they couldn’t handle the thought of a possible hard rejection, or just aren’t ready to put in the work to do it
Same thing here. |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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Speaking of which
Guys the constantly moan about not getting meets but do nothing about it
They can’t pull on the apps or in the pub, but expect success on here where it’s harder?
Then refuse to go to a social or club where personality can shine through. Too scared. So that just moan and send out 100s of low effort, unanswered messsges a week |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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Forum threads about the same old complaints about fabs, that were all on another thread yesterday, and the day before, and the day before, and the day before, and the day bef... |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 45 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
'Photographers' looking for models - for some reason they only seem to want those who match their preferences.
People who think claiming a particular job makes them sexy.
Being asked if my boobs are real  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"Women who moan about shit messages when there's a very simple solution to it that they just don't want to action."
Alright alright, I shall never compla...who am I kidding |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"Forum threads about the same old complaints about fabs, that were all on another thread yesterday, and the day before, and the day before, and the day before, and the day bef... "
It's been at LEAST a week!  |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"Speaking of which
Guys the constantly moan about not getting meets but do nothing about it
They can’t pull on the apps or in the pub, but expect success on here where it’s harder?
Then refuse to go to a social or club where personality can shine through. Too scared. So that just moan and send out 100s of low effort, unanswered messsges a week "
I agree with this some men are so easy to meet thwt chat arrange social turn up bish bash bosh hahaha but some moan Like bitches carnt get meet but don't put effort in |
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"Forum threads about the same old complaints about fabs, that were all on another thread yesterday, and the day before, and the day before, and the day before, and the day bef... "
Hmmm yeah that as well, was joking about that but decided I'd went too far and now bowed out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"Obviously asking if I have a BBC or being called Daddy.  "
But Stephen I'm sure if you answer these FAQs on your profile, you will cease to be bothered forthwith! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"I don’t really like people setting imaginary places as their location. I mean why? If you live in London put “London”. When browsing through new pics or the forum it’s always good to see where people are from.
Maybe they don't want to publicise their location to every random user who browses the forums? "
BINGO |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"Usernames with "little" in them, when they're anything but little.
The term "brat" as endearing.
That Marilyn Monroe quote "if you can't handle me ...""
changes name immediately to LittleCuteBrat |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"Usernames with "little" in them, when they're anything but little.
The term "brat" as endearing.
That Marilyn Monroe quote "if you can't handle me ..."
changes name immediately to LittleCuteBrat "
#ithadtobeyou |
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Let’s see….
Discrete instead of Discreet
“Where do I begin..?!” Just cut that and go straight into your verification, thanks.
“Don’t mess him/her about..?” Seriously, you actually going to police their every subsequent meet…?
Straight…”but I’m really bi, I just don’t wanna put off women - please let me suck your cock.” |
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"Far too many people taking this so seriously. It's sex. It's supposed to be fun 
You’re right
I was being a miserable sod.
Ignore it - not becoming at all. "
Not aimed at you fella. General comment on the rants that appear on here sometimes |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"Usernames with "little" in them, when they're anything but little.
The term "brat" as endearing.
That Marilyn Monroe quote "if you can't handle me ...""
For me, it's guys with Beard in their username. It's facial hair, not a personality! |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"Obviously asking if I have a BBC or being called Daddy.
But Stephen I'm sure if you answer these FAQs on your profile, you will cease to be bothered forthwith! "
Blocking men from messaging has actually been revolutionary because one thing I’ve learned from fab, men do not read |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"Obviously asking if I have a BBC or being called Daddy.
But Stephen I'm sure if you answer these FAQs on your profile, you will cease to be bothered forthwith!
Blocking men from messaging has actually been revolutionary because one thing I’ve learned from fab, men do not read "
The other one I hated: ‘I know you’re straight but…’ |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"Obviously asking if I have a BBC or being called Daddy.
But Stephen I'm sure if you answer these FAQs on your profile, you will cease to be bothered forthwith!
Blocking men from messaging has actually been revolutionary because one thing I’ve learned from fab, men do not read
The other one I hated: ‘I know you’re straight but…’ "
Bit like the ‘I know I’m straight but…’ |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"Obviously asking if I have a BBC or being called Daddy.
But Stephen I'm sure if you answer these FAQs on your profile, you will cease to be bothered forthwith!
Blocking men from messaging has actually been revolutionary because one thing I’ve learned from fab, men do not read
The other one I hated: ‘I know you’re straight but…’
Bit like the ‘I know I’m straight but…’ "
That does sound very annoying. That’s men for ya amirite |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"Some of my personal favourites are Anti Pube Brigade and the Professionals.
Also the pendantic and pernickety ones who seemingly live only to point out any inconsistency in a post or are just negative nellie's in general.
The biggest fab trope has to be the hard done by male who's been frozen out by the clique though.
There's a clique? Nobody told me.
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Of course there is, it’s filled with people who have spent time getting to know each other and became friends.
I know it’s a terrible issue and should be outlawed |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"Usernames with "little" in them, when they're anything but little.
The term "brat" as endearing.
That Marilyn Monroe quote "if you can't handle me ..."
changes name immediately to LittleCuteBrat "
You can’t say that and not follow through  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"Some of my personal favourites are Anti Pube Brigade and the Professionals.
Also the pendantic and pernickety ones who seemingly live only to point out any inconsistency in a post or are just negative nellie's in general.
The biggest fab trope has to be the hard done by male who's been frozen out by the clique though.
There's a clique? Nobody told me.
Of course there is, it’s filled with people who have spent time getting to know each other and became friends.
I know it’s a terrible issue and should be outlawed "
Did you just join and already in the clique? 
Out-bloody-rageous!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"Usernames with "little" in them, when they're anything but little.
The term "brat" as endearing.
That Marilyn Monroe quote "if you can't handle me ..."
changes name immediately to LittleCuteBrat
You can’t say that and not follow through "
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"Usernames with "little" in them, when they're anything but little.
The term "brat" as endearing.
That Marilyn Monroe quote "if you can't handle me ..."
changes name immediately to LittleCuteBrat
You can’t say that and not follow through "
I know this is the point but I am NONE of those things. Men will form expectations and I cannot deliver...  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 45 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I don’t really like people setting imaginary places as their location. I mean why? If you live in London put “London”. When browsing through new pics or the forum it’s always good to see where people are from.
Oh and the ones that put “Wales” as their location too, everyone knows that Wales is a place that parents made up to scare their children into behaving
To each their own "
Excuse me! I really do live in Transsexual Transylvania - it's a 20 minute drive from Oxford. There's a big sign on the gate saying "Enter at your own risk!" |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 45 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"'Photographers' looking for models - for some reason they only seem to want those who match their preferences.
People who think claiming a particular job makes them sexy.
Being asked if my boobs are real "
Are they? |
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Women constantly messaging me about how good looking I am, my 10" penis and stamina of a machine. I mean I don't know if they are just doing it because I own a very successful blue chip company and 3 yachts.
And other shit. |
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Every thread about penis size immediately descending into lies and / or delusion. Funny how every single guy whose gimmick is his statistically improbable size coincidentally doesn’t own a ruler, tape measure or tailor’s tape. |
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"As suggested by various posters, I've changed my location to avoid getting annoyed. Now I live in "The Depths of Winter". "
Can I place a bet for the first message about keeping warm, getting you in front of a fire or excuses of shrinkage due to cold? I bet less than a day |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"Women constantly messaging me about how good looking I am, my 10" penis and stamina of a machine. I mean I don't know if they are just doing it because I own a very successful blue chip company and 3 yachts.
And other shit."
You had me until 3 yachts. I mean, that's just silly. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"As suggested by various posters, I've changed my location to avoid getting annoyed. Now I live in "The Depths of Winter".
Can I place a bet for the first message about keeping warm, getting you in front of a fire or excuses of shrinkage due to cold? I bet less than a day"
Too late!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"Every thread about penis size immediately descending into lies and / or delusion. Funny how every single guy whose gimmick is his statistically improbable size coincidentally doesn’t own a ruler, tape measure or tailor’s tape. "
Or even a bloody Pringles tube? What are the odds! |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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""You're pics blurry"....reaaaally, I hadn't noticed!
It must have got that way after I uploaded it 
You could always upload another one! Or are you in jest? "
I'm jesting (if that's a word, lol)
Bit of a sarcastic madam me
I value my privacy so purposely uploaded a blurry pic because....at least I have a pic! |
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""You're pics blurry"....reaaaally, I hadn't noticed!
It must have got that way after I uploaded it
You could always upload another one! Or are you in jest?
I'm jesting (if that's a word, lol)
Bit of a sarcastic madam me
I value my privacy so purposely uploaded a blurry pic because....at least I have a pic!"
And nobody has, to my knowledge, uploaded a blurry silhouette, yet. There's no competition |
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"Every thread about penis size immediately descending into lies and / or delusion. Funny how every single guy whose gimmick is his statistically improbable size coincidentally doesn’t own a ruler, tape measure or tailor’s tape.
Or even a bloody Pringles tube? What are the odds!"
I don't think I've eaten Pringles since the nineties.
I do, however, own a ruler, a tape measure, *and* a tailor's tape. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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""You're pics blurry"....reaaaally, I hadn't noticed!
It must have got that way after I uploaded it
You could always upload another one! Or are you in jest?
I'm jesting (if that's a word, lol)
Bit of a sarcastic madam me
I value my privacy so purposely uploaded a blurry pic because....at least I have a pic!
And nobody has, to my knowledge, uploaded a blurry silhouette, yet. There's no competition "
Challenge issued! |
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"Women who moan about shit messages when there's a very simple solution to it that they just don't want to action.
What's the solution?
Block all men and contact the ones you like the look of. No shit messages and you can separate the wheat from the chaff "
Only good if men bother to write a profile and have more than a dick pic |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"As suggested by various posters, I've changed my location to avoid getting annoyed. Now I live in "The Depths of Winter".
I wish I lived there "
You couldn't handle the frostbite! |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"As suggested by various posters, I've changed my location to avoid getting annoyed. Now I live in "The Depths of Winter".
I wish I lived there
You couldn't handle the frostbite! "
I don’t don’t mind if you bite. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"As suggested by various posters, I've changed my location to avoid getting annoyed. Now I live in "The Depths of Winter".
I wish I lived there
You couldn't handle the frostbite!
I don’t don’t mind if you bite. "
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