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Right, who gave me herpes?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Only joking, I’m on lunch and bored

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did the cafe get your order wrong?

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Again OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Did the cafe get your order wrong? "

I bring my lunch with me woody!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Again OP?

Herpes is for life, not just for Christmas

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

What can i say? I'm a sharer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does it sting?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Does it sting?"

Only if I wee on it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does it sting?

Only if I wee on it "

Oh shit genital herpes.

Adding ‘possible barebacker’ to my private notes

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Again OP?

Herpes is for life, not just for Christmas

Too fucking right it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Does it sting?

Only if I wee on it

Oh shit genital herpes.

Adding ‘possible barebacker’ to my private notes"

I’m just gonna go google what herpes actually is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wonko did it!!!!

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I thought this was going to be about glitter. The herpes of the craft world

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I thought this was going to be about glitter. The herpes of the craft world"

Yeah I’m regretting my flippancy now I’ve just googled genital herpes

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I thought this was going to be about glitter. The herpes of the craft world

Yeah I’m regretting my flippancy now I’ve just googled genital herpes

Blue waffle anyone?

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I thought this was going to be about glitter. The herpes of the craft world

Yeah I’m regretting my flippancy now I’ve just googled genital herpes

whyy why would you do that.

google things that are less disturbing, like "disaster in (your occupation here)"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does it sting?

Only if I wee on it

Oh shit genital herpes.

Adding ‘possible barebacker’ to my private notes

I’m just gonna go google what herpes actually is

This is a safe space. Plenty of people have herpes. I’ve seen it on profiles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only joking, I’m on lunch and bored

I thought you meant Evri/Hermes for a second

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I thought this was going to be about glitter. The herpes of the craft world

Yeah I’m regretting my flippancy now I’ve just googled genital herpes

Blue waffle anyone?

I actually food dyed some once for a spoof photo......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No one kiss her on the lips! And certainly don't use your tongue!

(That's lips of any description)

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Aren't they called 'Evri' these days anyway.......

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By *illan-KillashMan over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Only joking, I’m on lunch and bored

Wasn't me, but I want to......

No, wait, stop..........that's not right is it.

*rethinks chat up line

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By *ostindreamsMan over a year ago

London

You said you wanted a gift for Christmas that gave you goosebumps

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Does it sting?

Only if I wee on it

Oh shit genital herpes.

Adding ‘possible barebacker’ to my private notes

I’m just gonna go google what herpes actually is

This is a safe space. Plenty of people have herpes. I’ve seen it on profiles"

Really? I’m wishing I’d picked something else

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

Once you have herpes that's it you got it for life

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

*her peas

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

"*her peas"

There you go Fluff, saved this thread and your entire sexual reputation in two words, you owe me a reachy.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"*her peas"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dammit Chick! Do I have to get tested?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think Herpes is the least of your worries and issues if I'm being perfectly honest.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan over a year ago

St Leonards

Me x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dammit Chick! Do I have to get tested?

Nooooo! I’m just messing around and everyone’s taken it seriously

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think Herpes is the least of your worries and issues if I'm being perfectly honest.

Takes one to know one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dammit Chick! Do I have to get tested?

Nooooo! I’m just messing around and everyone’s taken it seriously

I know, but it's quite funny. You need to be careful though, just like your herpes, word spreads!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does it sting?

Only if I wee on it

Oh shit genital herpes.

Adding ‘possible barebacker’ to my private notes

I’m just gonna go google what herpes actually is

This is a safe space. Plenty of people have herpes. I’ve seen it on profiles

Really? I’m wishing I’d picked something else

Yeah they put it in their bios.

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By *cottish guy 555Man over a year ago

London

Herpes. The Greek god of scabby lips.

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

Rex.

The answer is always Rex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dammit Chick! Do I have to get tested?

Nooooo! I’m just messing around and everyone’s taken it seriously

That doesn’t normally happen on here!!

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Herpes. The Greek god of scabby lips.

We should do what the Romans... err... Athenians do, and chop his dick off.

(This is possibly a bit too obscure, but there was a scandal in Athens when all the herms in the city were mutilated at night - yes, like that)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dammit Chick! Do I have to get tested?

Nooooo! I’m just messing around and everyone’s taken it seriously

That doesn’t normally happen on here!!

Why me

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