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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"My cats getting neutered.
I made that up, but it's one I've always wanted to use.
I don't have a cat though.
They don't know that"
This is true  I need to try and get a meet now!! |
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A few years ago, (pre Fab) had to cancel because of a van fire in my road. Gas cannisters on board and the whole street was evacuated at 5.30 in the morning, many of us in pajamas. No wallets, house or car keys or mobile phones.
"Oh yeah, of (course) you were".
Later that day I was on telly being interviewed about it, my name was in the papers alongside a picture of my road barrired off, emergency police services in attendance and my car behind the barriers. I think it's still on the BBC news archive on line.
Mad excuses aren't always bullcrap. But they often are.  |
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Had one chap from pof allways came up with excuses ! His friend was really ill! His pipes out front burst! Amongst others! I did meet him a few times but he was very flaky still pops up now and then but can't b arsed with him anymore! X |
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By *aizyWoman 45 weeks ago
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"My cats getting neutered.
I made that up, but it's one I've always wanted to use.
I don't have a cat though.
They don't know that
This is true I need to try and get a meet now!!"
Or a cat, probably be easier to get!  |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"My cats getting neutered.
I made that up, but it's one I've always wanted to use.
I don't have a cat though.
They don't know that
This is true I need to try and get a meet now!!
Or a cat, probably be easier to get! "
I know  this place SUCKS |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"Not sure I've actually had any I normally get the meet and it's me trying to think on my toes for an excuse to fuck off  "
Yes, me too been there. I try the got emergency work call.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"My pet hamsters died or my sugar levels are low lol "
I swear, you don't want to meet a hypoglycemic diabetic with an erection.
It could have severe consequences!   |
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"They had reflected and realised that they couldn't bear to part with their furry friend (beard... They had previously offered to shave it off so I would meet them) "
That's fair enough though really - I'd never shave mine off just to meet someone. |
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I may have explained before but it the last years of my marriage that my wife put on weight and was self conscious
There is a couple on here that we arranged a club meet with. They are veterans and never thought they would consider us. At the club my wife flipped as the girl is smoking hot and wanted to leave . So we left. I apologised next day and talked about rearranging. I got "you had your chance and blew it" then blocked
Harsh but fair I suppose |
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I was once driving to meet someone and the car in front of me left the road, smashed into a tree and burst into flames. Me and another couple dived out and dragged the guy out of his car, called 999 etc.
I ended up continuing onto the meet but was very late. I actually took a picture of the car because I didn’t think they’d believe me (I’m not sure i would!) |
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"The weird excuse was us. I fell over, bruised my bum and couldn't walk properly. Let alone do the sex.
Also beating you F!
J"
Mrs Julie did you just post that to take me off the bottom?!!
(And then a funny joke about you being on the bottom) |
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"What’s the weirdest excuses you’ve had from someone having to cancel? I think I’ve heard them all!!"
Once, I had someone cancel cause they apparently forgot that they had a flight and holidays booked for that day.
At least they were nice enough to put a sentence together and let me know instead of the usual ghosting/block on the agreed meet date |
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I had arranged a social with a couple but hadn't exchanged messages for a couple of days beforehand so I sent quick message to check we were still going ahead.
This resulted in me being told that I was questioning their integrity and getting blocked |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"I had arranged a social with a couple but hadn't exchanged messages for a couple of days beforehand so I sent quick message to check we were still going ahead.
This resulted in me being told that I was questioning their integrity and getting blocked "
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"The weird excuse was us. I fell over, bruised my bum and couldn't walk properly. Let alone do the sex.
Also beating you F!
J
Mrs Julie did you just post that to take me off the bottom?!!
(And then a funny joke about you being on the bottom)"
Of course I did. It's true though.
J |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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His mum wanted to take him out to dinner for his birthday, and he only found out 1 hour before he was supposed to be meeting me, despite living at home with his mum and not having been to work all day... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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Ok so today’s is probably the funniest/most pathetic I’ve heard……
Ro_bert says he’s been to two shops for condoms but can’t get any because apparently doctors have to prescribe them now, so we can make do with a massage and oral……..
Ummmm nooo we can’t! Blocked! |
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