I think

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There for I am

By *iss My AxeMan over a year ago

Durham

You are what you eat.

Which is weird, cos I don't remember eating a sexy bastard

By *arlot o scaraWoman over a year ago

Hell

I’ve got Ebola but nobody seems to agree with me

By *antricSeeker60Man over a year ago

Durham

Why did the philosopher bring a ladder to the library?

Because he wanted to reach the higher level of thinking, where "I think therefore I am" becomes "I climb therefore I ascend!"

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Brogito ergo bum

Gay Descartes.

By *iss My AxeMan over a year ago

Durham

"I’ve got Ebola but nobody seems to agree with me "

Pretty sure your symptoms also match those of the common cold too though

By *eavilMan over a year ago

Stalybridge

I'm pink therefore I'm Spam.

By *orny-DJMan over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

I did that once. Terrible idea

By *allerthanaverage79Man over a year ago

Ayrshire

This thread is beyond good! (& Evil)