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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And also during sex?

How do you know you don’t like it if you’ve never tried it?

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By *lueseasWoman over a year ago

Leamington Spa

I'll have myself a bit more of *that*!!

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

Mmmm nice clam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You've got a bit dripping down your beard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmmmm moist

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple over a year ago

Ryde

That's a bit TOO fishy for me...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mmmmmm moist "

God I hate that word. Two words that I cannot stand are Moist and Gusset. So don't ever come at me with a moist gusset please

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By *ornycougaWoman over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Mmmmm tasty/let me have a taste

I'm well and truly stuffed

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Chocolate tart anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I finished too quickly

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By *aizyWoman over a year ago

west midlands

Anyone for seconds?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Uber

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

It’s a bit like apple pie.

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By *lueseasWoman over a year ago

Leamington Spa

"Mmmmmm moist

God I hate that word. Two words that I cannot stand are Moist and Gusset. So don't ever come at me with a moist gusset please "

I see where you're coming from, but you might end up missing out...

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By *illy IdolMan over a year ago

Midlands

Mmmmmm Daddies hungry

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Did someone want sweetcorn?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Cream-pie to finish?

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By *litz375Man over a year ago

Lisburn

Next time we should invite the neighbours!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You want Daddies sauce, don't you?

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"You want Daddies sauce, don't you?"

. You win

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

That was delicious! As you dab your mouth with a Kleenex by the side of the bed.

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By *hrek101Man over a year ago

Herts

Tastes like chicken

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooooooohhhh it's Hottttttt

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple over a year ago

Ryde

[Removed by poster at 17/01/24 14:32:00]

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By *ingleguy50Man over a year ago

birmingham

Would you like me to spread that for you?

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By *heekyDemandCouple over a year ago

Leicester

Pass the butter

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By *xposedInTheMaleMan over a year ago

Cap d'Agde

"Chocolate tart anyone?

Is there any situation in which that isn't an appropriate thing to say?

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By *lder budweiserMan over a year ago

Stirlingshire

My arse will be on fire tomorrow

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By *adgerMan over a year ago

york

It’s Oh so spreadable

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

How long has it been stewing?

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By *xposedInTheMaleMan over a year ago

Cap d'Agde

Who's up for spit roast?

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By *hloe_TTV/TS over a year ago

Nottingham

"It’s a bit like apple pie."

Im sure it is - its like warm apple pie. Lol McDonald's or homemade?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your Mum does it better

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By *ommy2125Man over a year ago

newport

I have a headache please excuse me

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

That was a bit too salty

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

Oops that went down the wrong hole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That tasted even better than it looked

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By *ommy2125Man over a year ago

newport

Nom, nom, nom

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By *unfriends1976Couple over a year ago

Darlington

I'll pass on the spotted dick

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Do you want stuffing?

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By *illy IdolMan over a year ago

Midlands

Only a small portion for me, I'm still full from earlier

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

Supersize me

(That’s the least Misty thing I’ve ever typed)

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By *illy IdolMan over a year ago

Midlands

"Supersize me

(That’s the least Misty thing I’ve ever typed)"

Liar!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You didn't put it in for long enough.

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By *nourdreamsCouple over a year ago

Warwickshire

Seconds?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wants some more....

Is it hot enough for ya....

Pass us the water....

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By *lynJMan over a year ago

Morden

Go on, lick it clean. You know you want to!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Take the giblets out and stuff it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wants some more....

Is it hot enough for ya....

Pass us the water...."

*Want

How do you want it

& Where do you want it....

Is that too much cream

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By *lynJMan over a year ago

Morden

Where shall I pop the cherry?

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By *he Silver FuxMan over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Sure, I’ll have another sausage.

This is a lovely spread

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By *entle_lover_xMan over a year ago

Great Dunmow

Haven't you finished yet?

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By *haggydogMan over a year ago

Brooklands/London

Nice buns

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By *entle_lover_xMan over a year ago

Great Dunmow

I've had enough of your moaning. If you don't like the taste of it, just don't eat it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You gonna clean up

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

I’d like cream on mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's a bit dry isn't it....

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By *glyBettyTV/TS over a year ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

Don't talk with your mouth full

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By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman over a year ago

Worcester

That sausage was a bit small, wasn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm Stuffed....

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By *wingAway79Couple over a year ago

Surrey

Give me seconds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow what spread , can't wait to tuck in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s stone cold are you sure this is alright?

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Two breasts please

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By *onameyet2Man over a year ago

chorley

"How long has it been stewing?"

Brilliant, pissed myself laughing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's a bit rare....

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

This clam is a bit salty

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By *onameyet2Man over a year ago

chorley

Chocolate starfish?

ooh go on then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's some mouthful....

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By *onameyet2Man over a year ago

chorley

"That's some mouthful...."

Thanks

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By *pYaMan over a year ago

Ready…

My sausage is hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I apologise I didn't take it out in time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't ch*ke on it....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like it a little pink in the middle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't swallow it too quickly....

Have you had enough....

Wipe your mouth....

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By *illy IdolMan over a year ago

Midlands

It's not the best, but it's all they had in

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By *umalotagainMan over a year ago

a town called malice

It’s like KFC bit of leg, bit of breast, and a greasy box to put your bone in

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By *nterblueMan over a year ago

manchester

Got some buns for this sausage?

It's not coming out, slap it on the bottom.

Get your mouth around that.

You got that all over your chin and down your top.

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By *allerthanaverage79Man over a year ago

Ayrshire

"And also during sex?

How do you know you don’t like it if you’ve never tried it?

Can I push your stool in please?

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By *estarossa.Woman over a year ago

Flagrante

Succulent sausage sir!

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By *allerthanaverage79Man over a year ago

Ayrshire

Have you been taking classes?

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By *pYaMan over a year ago

Ready…

Stop playing with it and just eat it.

I’m so happy you came.

That was nice but I still prefer Five Guys.

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

That’s a nice rump

Bloody autocorrect

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