"I've been awake since 4am because insomnia. Want/need to sleep but lots to do!!!"
Thank you for reaching out, I think your best approach would be to do neither of those things and book a hand gliding lesson.
Hope this helps.
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"I work in a very competitive industry but some days I cba.
How do I find the daily motivation to compete?
Marc"
Set the bar very low for yourself then it'll be easier to over achieve but your also asking me for advice which means your winning at life.
That or buy a shredder, hours of fun. |
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I procrastinate at work by perving on here and the Guardian travel section. I think this will catch up with me and probably lead me to getting sacked.
What should I do? |
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"I procrastinate at work by perving on here and the Guardian travel section. I think this will catch up with me and probably lead me to getting sacked.
What should I do?"
Clearly your to good for this job, march right into your bosses office and demand a pay rise!
Then take your pick from who ever on here and take them away on a holiday.... obviously they pay.
Also mini golf on your phone is great so maybe get that as well to add a 3rd way to skive off. |
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"I have a skin tag next to a vein on my penis. Should I take a sharp knife and slice it off or heat the knife over the gas burner and burn it off?"
Keep it for now and ask a lucky person to cut it off for you.
Don't pre warn before a meet just walk back into the bed room with a knife and ask them to perform the DIY surgery.
Also you don't want to get blood on your face so wear a balaclava but obviously put this on before returning into the room containing your lucky sex partner/DIY surgeon.
Let us all know how this goes. |
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"I have a skin tag next to a vein on my penis. Should I take a sharp knife and slice it off or heat the knife over the gas burner and burn it off?
Keep it for now and ask a lucky person to cut it off for you.
Don't pre warn before a meet just walk back into the bed room with a knife and ask them to perform the DIY surgery.
Also you don't want to get blood on your face so wear a balaclava but obviously put this on before returning into the room containing your lucky sex partner/DIY surgeon.
Let us all know how this goes. "
Thanks OP!! Where would I be without you?
Unrelated question- how do I now change my sex on here to TS? |
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"I have a skin tag next to a vein on my penis. Should I take a sharp knife and slice it off or heat the knife over the gas burner and burn it off?
Keep it for now and ask a lucky person to cut it off for you.
Don't pre warn before a meet just walk back into the bed room with a knife and ask them to perform the DIY surgery.
Also you don't want to get blood on your face so wear a balaclava but obviously put this on before returning into the room containing your lucky sex partner/DIY surgeon.
Let us all know how this goes.
Thanks OP!! Where would I be without you?
Unrelated question- how do I now change my sex on here to TS?"
Yoga, a can of Iron Bru and a can do attitude is all you need, now good luck my friend. |
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"Dear OP
I’ve been considering a leg transplant for quite some time as the ones I have are just too darn little.
Should I opt for the Cilla Black or the Naomi Campbell.
Thanks in advance "
I’d go for Shaquille O’Neal if I were you |
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"Dear OP,
I've been flirting with my next door neighbour but she has told me I'm making her feel uncomfortable. What should I do?"
Well firstly this is a sensitive subject so being subtle is very much needed, have you considered standing in her front garden dressed as a duck with a boom boxing playing the shipping forecast at 4.30am on a Sunday morning? |
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"Dear OP
I’ve been considering a leg transplant for quite some time as the ones I have are just too darn little.
Should I opt for the Cilla Black or the Naomi Campbell.
Thanks in advance "
Well you'd need 2 legs so why not go for one of each?
I actually think you should go full octopus and getting 8 legs? |
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