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By *ean counter OP   Man  over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

The BBC send a reporter to a coucil gritting yard

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

The balls fall off brass monkeys...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/01/24 06:23:14]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A Yorkshireman puts his big coat on

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By *he ass man 666Man  over a year ago

paradise city

Ya balls retreat into your stomach

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By *rtfull-doggersCouple  over a year ago

mowcop

Mine stick out and his sticks in xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine stick out and his sticks in xx "

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By *ean counter OP   Man  over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering


"A Yorkshireman puts his big coat on"

It aint that cold yet !! There was a Leeds United fan on the TV the other day with his shirt off !!

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan  over a year ago

St Leonards


"[Balls removed by cold weather at 17/01/24 07:01:14]"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You know it's cold when...I need to put on my extra thick Mandalorian slipper socks.

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By *estYorkshireGentMan  over a year ago

Leeds


"A Yorkshireman puts his big coat on"

I have officially got the big coat out this week. It’s FREEZING

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman  over a year ago

Wherever

Not long till usual heatwave complaints start

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By *alleyDaveMan  over a year ago

Sheffield


"A Yorkshireman puts his big coat on"

It's nowhere near cold enough for a coat yet .

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By *immyinreadingMan  over a year ago

henley on thames

Carol kirkwood is telling you something about a large front …

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By *alleyDaveMan  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Carol kirkwood is telling you something about a large front … "

And she would know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When a Toon fan puts long sleeves on.

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By *illy IdolMan  over a year ago

Midlands

You have to scrape the inside of the car windscreen

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By *uascaireMan  over a year ago

Dundalk

When I have clothes on, inside

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple  over a year ago

Ryde

When penguins say: "F***in' parky, innit?"

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By *anman1999Man  over a year ago

Colwyn Bay

When your salami turns into an acorn

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The fridge turns itself off because the staff room is colder than the fridge itself.

My work place is baltic at the moment as there is no heating system that works

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By *ancer36Woman  over a year ago

Stirling

You live in Scotland

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By *arlot o scaraWoman  over a year ago

Hell

When you go outside and it’s cold

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By *ean counter OP   Man  over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering


"When you go outside and it’s cold "

Back to basics ! I like it

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan  over a year ago

A den in the Glen

When you have to snap your piss off

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By *nowman1300Man  over a year ago

manchester

When my morning wood goes in the log burner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you go out, and it's cold.

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By *vlizTV/TS  over a year ago

merseyside and anglesey

Ha ha ha, ain't that the truth !

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By *antricSeeker60Man  over a year ago

Durham

You know it’s cold when you breathe in and you get brain freeze.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

The students on Hastings seafront put the hoods up on their hoodies and their hands in their pockets

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By *lder budweiserMan  over a year ago

Stirlingshire

A polar bear tries to steal your jacket

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By *ickdasterdly51Man  over a year ago

Lingfield

Your central heating stops working.....

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By *artender_onthelooseMan  over a year ago

Dublin

When Your nipples turn to bullets

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By *ean counter OP   Man  over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering


"The students on Hastings seafront put the hoods up on their hoodies and their hands in their pockets"

I thought this was the default setting for anyone under 35 ? But how do they stare at their phone with their hands in their pockets??

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By *immyinreadingMan  over a year ago

henley on thames


"Carol kirkwood is telling you something about a large front …

And she would know "

Exactly. If anyone knows what a large front looks like, it’s her.

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By *otsossieMan  over a year ago

Chesterfield

I’ve had to buy some slippers. I bloody hate slippers.

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By *moothdickMan  over a year ago

stoke

When ur old man turns into a big clit and yr balls look like tight flaps

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"The students on Hastings seafront put the hoods up on their hoodies and their hands in their pockets

I thought this was the default setting for anyone under 35 ? But how do they stare at their phone with their hands in their pockets?? "

they go to default setting no 2 and put ear thingies in

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By *uascaireMan  over a year ago

Dundalk

When you take a turn round your back garden naked and your nipples try to bend your barbells

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By *ean counter OP   Man  over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering


"The students on Hastings seafront put the hoods up on their hoodies and their hands in their pockets

I thought this was the default setting for anyone under 35 ? But how do they stare at their phone with their hands in their pockets??

they go to default setting no 2 and put ear thingies in "

I was unaware of the default number 2 setting

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By *ee04Man  over a year ago

Essex

When I have to sit down to pee as it’s decided to go in to keep warm

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By *ust RachelTV/TS  over a year ago

Horsham

The pawn brokers sign only has two balls on it.

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Bunch of softies, I work outside most of the time and it's not the cold it's the wind and damp that gets ya.

Give me cold over hot anytime.

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By *nnandElleCouple  over a year ago

Brackley

When you go outside and say, "blimey, it's cold"

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The nipples on my ebay boobs feel sensitive

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere else


"When my morning wood goes in the log burner"

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere else


"When Your nipples turn to bullets "

Of a higher calibre than previously

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When I'm cold.

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By *rispyDuckMan  over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Your cock & balls shrivel up like a ‘small cocktail sausage paired with 2 dry raisins’ haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You hear the police station is warm so you think about getting arrested.

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By *orny-DJMan  over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

...you go outside and it's cold

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan  over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Barry Wood's meme features no massive schlong but a tiny chipolata.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

That I've shut my bedroom window

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

You warm your hands with a hairdryer

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By *estarossa.Woman  over a year ago

Flagrante

Your nipples ache!

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Your nipples ache!"

They can be warmed

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I've had enough of this bring on the rain

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"The fridge turns itself off because the staff room is colder than the fridge itself.

My work place is baltic at the moment as there is no heating system that works "

Oh my dear you are so beautiful you would warm any place with your smile.

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By *onameyet2Man  over a year ago

chorley


"Not long till usual heatwave complaints start "

We have to have the rain complaints first

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By *onameyet2Man  over a year ago

chorley


"I’ve had to buy some slippers. I bloody hate slippers. "

Tartan?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"I've had enough of this bring on the rain"

We’ve had enough friggin rain to float the Ark, put some thermal knickers on and man up woman

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By *onameyet2Man  over a year ago

chorley


"I've had enough of this bring on the rain

We’ve had enough friggin rain to float the Ark, put some thermal knickers on and man up woman "

And post the pics

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By *awpleasureMan  over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

When a fox comes through the caflap with his suitcase

But...

Id rather have clear blue skies and cold than overcast windy and and wet.

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