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So, I have a fancy black tie dinner in central London in April (Mansion House) and need a guest to take!
Who’s up for accompanying a middle aged man with a face for radio and a penchant for full chat.
Dinner will be provided and one complimentary drink of your choice. I can’t afford to be paying for your fancy champagne all night though.
I expect to be overwhelmed with all your applications
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By *axo25Man
over a year ago
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"Ok fine but if you pinch my chips im not going to be ok with it!
Touch my food, feel my fork!
Ps, it’s too posh for chips. It’ll be poussin et pomme des frites."
Too posh for me son! I’m out! Best of luck! |
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"Ok fine but if you pinch my chips im not going to be ok with it!
Touch my food, feel my fork!
Ps, it’s too posh for chips. It’ll be poussin et pomme des frites.
Too posh for me son! I’m out! Best of luck!"
Cheers mate. I’m waiting for the flood of applications to come rolling in |
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My dear chap, your alluring thread was enticing enough but the pinnacle was the "one complimentary drink of your choice": this nailed it.
The atrium to your penthouse apartment will now be flooded with a sea of oestrogen-laden women of suitable calibre. |
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"My dear chap, your alluring thread was enticing enough but the pinnacle was the "one complimentary drink of your choice": this nailed it.
The atrium to your penthouse apartment will now be flooded with a sea of oestrogen-laden women of suitable calibre."
Maybe they’ll pick a yard of ale so it lasts a while |
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"My dear chap, your alluring thread was enticing enough but the pinnacle was the "one complimentary drink of your choice": this nailed it.
The atrium to your penthouse apartment will now be flooded with a sea of oestrogen-laden women of suitable calibre.
Maybe they’ll pick a yard of ale so it lasts a while "
That’s the dream! |
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"My dear chap, your alluring thread was enticing enough but the pinnacle was the "one complimentary drink of your choice": this nailed it.
The atrium to your penthouse apartment will now be flooded with a sea of oestrogen-laden women of suitable calibre."
I’m not sure I like your sarcasm sir. I’ll have you know that my inbox is up to the capacity that some of the single ladies on here get! I’m going to have a weeks worth of work sorting through the messages |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"So, I have a fancy black tie dinner in central London in April (Mansion House) and need a guest to take!
Who’s up for accompanying a middle aged man with a face for radio and a penchant for full chat.
Dinner will be provided and one complimentary drink of your choice. I can’t afford to be paying for your fancy champagne all night though.
I expect to be overwhelmed with all your applications
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Ohhh, I'm afraid I'll be too tall for you in my heels - you don't need an amazon towering over you for the evening. We would make a striking couple though.  ( Imagine arriving with a 6ft3 Morticia Addams wannabe with a deep voice - you'd be the talk of the function ) |
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"My dear chap, your alluring thread was enticing enough but the pinnacle was the "one complimentary drink of your choice": this nailed it.
The atrium to your penthouse apartment will now be flooded with a sea of oestrogen-laden women of suitable calibre."
You nailed too Nero |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"So, I have a fancy black tie dinner in central London in April (Mansion House) and need a guest to take!
Who’s up for accompanying a middle aged man with a face for radio and a penchant for full chat.
Dinner will be provided and one complimentary drink of your choice. I can’t afford to be paying for your fancy champagne all night though.
I expect to be overwhelmed with all your applications
Ohhh, I'm afraid I'll be too tall for you in my heels - you don't need an amazon towering over you for the evening. We would make a striking couple though. ( Imagine arriving with a 6ft3 Morticia Addams wannabe with a deep voice - you'd be the talk of the function )"
* I say Morticia - most would say I'm more Elvira  |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"So, I have a fancy black tie dinner in central London in April (Mansion House) and need a guest to take!
Who’s up for accompanying a middle aged man with a face for radio and a penchant for full chat.
Dinner will be provided and one complimentary drink of your choice. I can’t afford to be paying for your fancy champagne all night though.
I expect to be overwhelmed with all your applications
Ohhh, I'm afraid I'll be too tall for you in my heels - you don't need an amazon towering over you for the evening. We would make a striking couple though. ( Imagine arriving with a 6ft3 Morticia Addams wannabe with a deep voice - you'd be the talk of the function )
* I say Morticia - most would say I'm more Elvira "
Nowt wrong with being more Elvira!   |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"So, I have a fancy black tie dinner in central London in April (Mansion House) and need a guest to take!
Who’s up for accompanying a middle aged man with a face for radio and a penchant for full chat.
Dinner will be provided and one complimentary drink of your choice. I can’t afford to be paying for your fancy champagne all night though.
I expect to be overwhelmed with all your applications
Ohhh, I'm afraid I'll be too tall for you in my heels - you don't need an amazon towering over you for the evening. We would make a striking couple though. ( Imagine arriving with a 6ft3 Morticia Addams wannabe with a deep voice - you'd be the talk of the function )
* I say Morticia - most would say I'm more Elvira
Nowt wrong with being more Elvira! "
I haven't had too many complaints! |
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"So if your inbox is full of applications why is this thread still up? One complimentary drink? Nah. "
Negotiate then! He might throw in an extra one and steal one of the Ambassador's Ferrero Rocher too. |
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"So if your inbox is full of applications why is this thread still up? One complimentary drink? Nah.
Negotiate then! He might throw in an extra one and steal one of the Ambassador's Ferrero Rocher too."
That’s extravagant. I might let the successful candidate have my chocolate that comes with the coffee |
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"Thank you for the offer my friend when we going oh and I'll have to hire a suit
Righto, bring your poshest voiceI'm ideal i already have a posh voice "
Happy to pay for your owns drinks after the complimentary Babycham? |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"Thank you for the offer my friend when we going oh and I'll have to hire a suit
Righto, bring your poshest voiceI'm ideal i already have a posh voice
Happy to pay for your owns drinks after the complimentary Babycham?"
Babysham i just couldn't even taste it lol |
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"Thank you for the offer my friend when we going oh and I'll have to hire a suit
Righto, bring your poshest voiceI'm ideal i already have a posh voice
Happy to pay for your owns drinks after the complimentary Babycham?Babysham i just couldn't even taste it lol "
It’s an acquired taste |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"Thank you for the offer my friend when we going oh and I'll have to hire a suit
Righto, bring your poshest voiceI'm ideal i already have a posh voice
Happy to pay for your owns drinks after the complimentary Babycham?Babysham i just couldn't even taste it lol
It’s an acquired taste "
lol yes hey I've got a bottle of procecco in the fridge  |
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