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over a year ago
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"...and the keeping warm suggestions are ok but what I really need is a shower. One with hot water not the golden kind before any smart arse says anything.
I smell."
I bet it's that natural musky scent that women have. It's designed to attract males you know.   |
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"Shower available here!
I bet you're expecting fresh towels and everything too!
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Will up the offer to long hot bath, fresh warm towels and lovely smellies for said bath if you desire  |
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"Shower available here!
I bet you're expecting fresh towels and everything too!
Will up the offer to long hot bath, fresh warm towels and lovely smellies for said bath if you desire "
I could try to top it, but I'm going to concede gracefully.
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"Wow is this the new I need shag thread ............... cos it seems to have worked a treat ........... good on you OP I am impressed lol   "
It really isn't! The shower is fed from the boiler so I have no heating or hot water. I did a 13 hour shift yesterday.
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"Wow is this the new I need shag thread ............... cos it seems to have worked a treat ........... good on you OP I am impressed lol "
No shag on offer at all, just good honest warm bath for a tired smelly bod lmao |
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"Wow is this the new I need shag thread ............... cos it seems to have worked a treat ........... good on you OP I am impressed lol "
I thought she needed a shower - or is 'shower' some sort of internet codeword I'm not familiar with?
Hot towels and showers are no problem. Shags are a different matter entirely!
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Give yourself a stand up bath ... Like you get in hospital get the kettle on.. Do you have you a fire ?? car ? get to B@Q OR some place get a oil filled radiata very handy to have ..... also water bottles really help in bed ..Take to having legging on under jeans and vest tops under jumpers ... two sets of socks .. I cant stand being cold or feeling like i need a shower .. xx |
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