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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just thought I'd share this little situation I had and wondered if anyone else has had a rejection they couldn't even feel a way about.
So back in the day I was proper shy and unconfident. Got my shit together, become more confident and started clubbing.
The first 3 times I went to this club I pulled, so my confidence was at its PEAK!
Although I had put a bit of weight on I was proper feeling myself.
I saw these two girls dancing on a podium and thought to myself "it's in the bag mate"
I swaggered up to them and tugged gently on one of their dresses to get their attention.
One leans over to me to see what I wanted.
And I was all like "any room up there for another ladies  "
Her response
"Not with those tits there ain't mate"
It was actually quite hilarious, I do love a bit of quick wit, even at my own expense.
I remember telling them to have a good night and then walking back to my mates laughing to tell them.
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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago
Solihull and Brentwood |
Said to a very attractive solicitors receptionist, after she offered to look in her waste paper basket for a scrap of paper, she'd written something down on. "You look as if you've done a lot of work." With a waste bin overflowing....as I walked off to another area of the office. (Hadn't meant it sarcastically.)
5 minutes later she strolled up and asked:
Name, address and shoe size.
I realised what I'd said and went downstairs to the railway station and bought her a bunch of flowers with an apology. |
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