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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair

London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Non-Bìnaríes and Persons of Interest, and welcome to the

-Monday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Night-shifters and Nightcrawlers, Pillow Talkers and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

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By *estarossa.Woman  over a year ago

Flagrante

1st

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

2nd

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"1st"

·

G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Testarossa. You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A prize awaits you; enquire within.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"2nd "

Good evening LíttlemíssmístressK! You are a rapid-fire S²cond on this evening's Noc'!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"In "

You are this evening's first gentleman on the Nocturnal. Good evening Stephen/Picklish. Are you well?

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By *estarossa.Woman  over a year ago

Flagrante


"1st

·

G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Testarossa. You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A prize awaits you; enquire within."

Hope you are well oh perveyor of all things sartorial!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"2nd

Good evening LíttlemíssmístressK! You are a rapid-fire S²cond on this evening's Noc'! "

Hello !

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

It's tipsy Nero Noc time! Hi all.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well I was promised monogrammed silk sheets last night . Perhaps there is someone who would like to share them with me this time!

So here we go again

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman  over a year ago

Essex

Good evening, Nero

If it is, in fact, you. And not your evil twin

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"1st

·

G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Testarossa. You are tonight's F¹rst poster! A prize awaits you; enquire within.

·

Hope you are well oh perveyor of all things sartorial!"

I am well, thank you for asking, oh possessor of the smoothest derrière this evening.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"2nd

Good evening LíttlemíssmístressK! You are a rapid-fire S²cond on this evening's Noc'!

·

Hello ! "

Hello sexy!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Well I was promised monogrammed silk sheets last night . Perhaps there is someone who would like to share them with me this time!

So here we go again "

Scooch up then

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"2nd

Good evening LíttlemíssmístressK! You are a rapid-fire S²cond on this evening's Noc'!

·

Hello !

Hello sexy!"

Hello sexy yourself

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"It's tipsy Nero Noc time! Hi all.

Mrs TMN x"

My dear affectionate MrsTMN! A very good evening ² you. Are in implying that I'm tipsy or are you declaring ·your· inebriation?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In

You are this evening's first gentleman on the Nocturnal. Good evening Stephen/Picklish. Are you well? "

I’m well! Currently watching vigil.

Excited for a day off tomorrow

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By *artender_onthelooseMan  over a year ago

Dublin

Ello ello

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's tipsy Nero Noc time! Hi all.

Mrs TMN x"

On a Monday?! God almighty

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Well I was promised monogrammed silk sheets last night . Perhaps there is someone who would like to share them with me this time!

So here we go again "

This evening I'm bestowing satin pillowcases to complement the sheets. I think you are very much ready to GØ»»»

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well I was promised monogrammed silk sheets last night . Perhaps there is someone who would like to share them with me this time!

So here we go again

Scooch up then "

I have warmed up a spot for you, come on in

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By *udding RoseWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere out there

Hello Nero et all!!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Well I was promised monogrammed silk sheets last night . Perhaps there is someone who would like to share them with me this time!

So here we go again

Scooch up then

I have warmed up a spot for you, come on in "

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By *cflirtyMan  over a year ago

Hampshire

Good evening darkness dwellers

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

Hello

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening, Nero

If it is, in fact, you. And not your evil twin "

I'm sober as a judge, my darling Místy. It is only you that can intoxicate me uncontrollably.

Good evening!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Good evening Nero. What unexpected words are you going to throw out to confirm that you're being held against your will?

J

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"2nd

Good evening LíttlemíssmístressK! You are a rapid-fire S²cond on this evening's Noc'!

·

Hello !

Hello sexy!

Hello sexy yourself "

All these flirts may get you seduced.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well I was promised monogrammed silk sheets last night . Perhaps there is someone who would like to share them with me this time!

So here we go again

This evening I'm bestowing satin pillowcases to complement the sheets. I think you are very much ready to GØ»»»"

You Sir are on my Christmas gift list and i am on my marks, get set……wait for it!!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"2nd

Good evening LíttlemíssmístressK! You are a rapid-fire S²cond on this evening's Noc'!

·

Hello !

Hello sexy!

Hello sexy yourself

All these flirts may get you seduced."

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello "

Hello you

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"In

You are this evening's first gentleman on the Nocturnal. Good evening Stephen/Picklish. Are you well?

·

I’m well! Currently watching vigil.

Excited for a day off tomorrow"

I'm not familiar with Vigil, other than a bedside vigil with a sickly loved one. However I shall wing it and Microsoft Bing™ it on the web.

Enjoy your day off. Who is the lucky 'meet'?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Hello

Hello you"

Hello you

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"It's tipsy Nero Noc time! Hi all.

Mrs TMN x

My dear affectionate MrsTMN! A very good evening ² you. Are in implying that I'm tipsy or are you declaring ·your· inebriation? "

You, you pussy loving lush

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Ello ello "

It's uncanny but I'm looking for a mixologist for the Nocturnal Snúg Bàr. Good evening _artender_ontheloose — there is an opening with a cohort of Martini glasses.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"It's tipsy Nero Noc time! Hi all.

Mrs TMN x

On a Monday?! God almighty"

Rumours! Unfounded rumours.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

1st!

Yeah!!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello Nero et all!! "

Budding Rose, our most fragrant flower in the Nocturnal Orangery. Welcome to the Nocturnal! Are you well, fåirest of chaste måidens?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening darkness dwellers "

Mcfl|rty is back, good evening my dear chum. I have a vintage Barcelona chair for you. Stay awhile.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello "

Don't forget to use Reply+Quote when replying so that we know that it's me you're replying to.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"In

You are this evening's first gentleman on the Nocturnal. Good evening Stephen/Picklish. Are you well?

I’m well! Currently watching vigil.

Excited for a day off tomorrow"

Ooh am excited for Vigil! Loved the first series, it was fantastically ridiculous

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero. What unexpected words are you going to throw out to confirm that you're being held against your will?

J"

Don't worry, it's all good now. Normal cervix has resumed, dearest Jülië. I'm back to my normal self.

P.S. I like Bééf's latest monochrome photo. X

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By *udding RoseWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"Hello Nero et all!!

Budding Rose, our most fragrant flower in the Nocturnal Orangery. Welcome to the Nocturnal! Are you well, fåirest of chaste måidens? "

I wish there was a rose emoji, admin, can you sort that out for us please, it's Valentine's next Month and it's needed, thanks!!!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Hello

Don't forget to use Reply+Quote when replying so that we know that it's me you're replying to. "

Oh yes how very silly of me

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Well I was promised monogrammed silk sheets last night . Perhaps there is someone who would like to share them with me this time!

So here we go again

This evening I'm bestowing satin pillowcases to complement the sheets. I think you are very much ready to GØ»»»

You Sir are on my Christmas gift list and i am on my marks, get set……wait for it!!"

Is your first stop at LíttlemíssmístressK's lap?

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Hi darling Nero and the beautiful nocturnalistas…

Just swishing in to give kisses and then slink off. Manic day, need sleep, big date tomorrow. Ciao

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"It's tipsy Nero Noc time! Hi all.

Mrs TMN x

My dear affectionate MrsTMN! A very good evening ² you. Are in implying that I'm tipsy or are you declaring ·your· inebriation?

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You, you pussy loving lush "

You are my haute couture sex kitten.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"1st!

Yeah!!"

First always in my heart, oxondÅvina!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Hi darling Nero and the beautiful nocturnalistas…

Just swishing in to give kisses and then slink off. Manic day, need sleep, big date tomorrow. Ciao "

Sleep well LB...xx

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Well I was promised monogrammed silk sheets last night . Perhaps there is someone who would like to share them with me this time!

So here we go again

This evening I'm bestowing satin pillowcases to complement the sheets. I think you are very much ready to GØ»»»

You Sir are on my Christmas gift list and i am on my marks, get set……wait for it!!

Is your first stop at LíttlemíssmístressK's lap?"

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello Nero et all!!

Budding Rose, our most fragrant flower in the Nocturnal Orangery. Welcome to the Nocturnal! Are you well, fåirest of chaste måidens?

·

I wish there was a rose emoji, admin, can you sort that out for us please, it's Valentine's next Month and it's needed, thanks!!! "

Noted, hint taken. Table booked. Wine reserved.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman  over a year ago

Essex


"Good evening, Nero

If it is, in fact, you. And not your evil twin

I'm sober as a judge, my darling Místy. It is only you that can intoxicate me uncontrollably.

Good evening!"

This is why I adore you

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"1st!

Yeah!!

First always in my heart, oxondÅvina! "

Hi Nerø

Hello Noc-Nocs

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi darling Nero and the beautiful nocturnalistas…

Just swishing in to give kisses and then slink off. Manic day, need sleep, big date tomorrow. Ciao "

Thank you for your fleeting-greeting, Le Petit Oiseau. Sleep well and peaceful slumber.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening, Nero

If it is, in fact, you. And not your evil twin

I'm sober as a judge, my darling Místy. It is only you that can intoxicate me uncontrollably.

Good evening!

·

This is why I adore you "

Awww...

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By *cflirtyMan  over a year ago

Hampshire


"Good evening darkness dwellers

Mcfl|rty is back, good evening my dear chum. I have a vintage Barcelona chair for you. Stay awhile."

Don't mind if I do sir , is there a wee jd available at your establishment tonight?

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By *ortney CocksWoman  over a year ago

.

Good evening Nero good evening all I have been lurking the last past nights it’s your way with words that have taken me in you really are captivating

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By *udding RoseWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"Hello Nero et all!!

Budding Rose, our most fragrant flower in the Nocturnal Orangery. Welcome to the Nocturnal! Are you well, fåirest of chaste måidens?

·

I wish there was a rose emoji, admin, can you sort that out for us please, it's Valentine's next Month and it's needed, thanks!!!

Noted, hint taken. Table booked. Wine reserved. "

And don't forget the roses!!!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"1st!

Yeah!!

First always in my heart, oxondÅvina!

·

Hi Nerø

Hello Noc-Nocs "

What news from this weather-beaten Isle?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening darkness dwellers

Mcfl|rty is back, good evening my dear chum. I have a vintage Barcelona chair for you. Stay awhile.

·

Don't mind if I do sir , is there a wee jd available at your establishment tonight?"

We have a reserve bottle for you, limited release batch in the lowest shelf but with the highest ABV proof.

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By *cflirtyMan  over a year ago

Hampshire

Ah sir Nero .. Mr captivation

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Good evening Nero good evening all I have been lurking the last past nights it’s your way with words that have taken me in you really are captivating "

And so he snares another with his honey- dipped reparteé...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"1st!

Yeah!!

First always in my heart, oxondÅvina!

·

Hi Nerø

Hello Noc-Nocs

What news from this weather-beaten Isle? "

Oh, it's very exciting. I had a lovely full-body shave last night. So I'm... very... smooooth...

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Waves wildly.

Hey Neró,

Hey friends.

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By *cflirtyMan  over a year ago

Hampshire


"Good evening darkness dwellers

Mcfl|rty is back, good evening my dear chum. I have a vintage Barcelona chair for you. Stay awhile.

·

Don't mind if I do sir , is there a wee jd available at your establishment tonight?

We have a reserve bottle for you, limited release batch in the lowest shelf but with the highest ABV proof. "

Delightful mine host , but I must be careful.. I tend to wuddle fy mords after a few

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero good evening all I have been lurking the last past nights it’s your way with words that have taken me in you really are captivating "

Åshley Cúmmîngs, ye of "***Clubs and parties only***", good evening. I long and yearn for the day that you will take exception for one time only and beguile me for a one-to-one victual.

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By *cflirtyMan  over a year ago

Hampshire


"Waves wildly.

Hey Neró,

Hey friends.

"

Hey friends xx

Can never have too many friends

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello Nero et all!!

Budding Rose, our most fragrant flower in the Nocturnal Orangery. Welcome to the Nocturnal! Are you well, fåirest of chaste måidens?

·

I wish there was a rose emoji, admin, can you sort that out for us please, it's Valentine's next Month and it's needed, thanks!!!

Noted, hint taken. Table booked. Wine reserved.

·

And don't forget the roses!!! "

There would be no redemption for me if I forget your scented bouquet.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Ah sir Nero .. Mr captivation "

That's a new term for me. I shall bottle it into an atomiser and spritz it every so often.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero good evening all I have been lurking the last past nights it’s your way with words that have taken me in you really are captivating

And so he snares another with his honey- dipped reparteé... "

If you were an Iberian, you'd be the only Juan for me.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"1st!

Yeah!!

First always in my heart, oxondÅvina!

·

Hi Nerø

Hello Noc-Nocs

What news from this weather-beaten Isle?

Oh, it's very exciting. I had a lovely full-body shave last night. So I'm... very... smooooth... "

How smooth? How smooth on the smooth-o-meter? Porcelain smooth?

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By *ortney CocksWoman  over a year ago

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"Good evening Nero good evening all I have been lurking the last past nights it’s your way with words that have taken me in you really are captivating

Åshley Cúmmîngs, ye of "***Clubs and parties only***", good evening. I long and yearn for the day that you will take exception for one time only and beguile me for a one-to-one victual. "

anytime

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Waves wildly.

Hey Neró,

Hey friends.

"

Good evening and hello Spin'! How's New Zealand?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well I was promised monogrammed silk sheets last night . Perhaps there is someone who would like to share them with me this time!

So here we go again

This evening I'm bestowing satin pillowcases to complement the sheets. I think you are very much ready to GØ»»»

You Sir are on my Christmas gift list and i am on my marks, get set……wait for it!!

Is your first stop at LíttlemíssmístressK's lap?"

It looks like it but I am not greedy there is plenty of room for more.

Such fine bed linen should be shared Nero

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"1st!

Yeah!!

First always in my heart, oxondÅvina!

·

Hi Nerø

Hello Noc-Nocs

What news from this weather-beaten Isle?

Oh, it's very exciting. I had a lovely full-body shave last night. So I'm... very... smooooth...

How smooth? How smooth on the smooth-o-meter? Porcelain smooth?"

Smoother than shite off a shiny shovel!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

(Nerø isn't the only one who has a way with words)

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Well I was promised monogrammed silk sheets last night . Perhaps there is someone who would like to share them with me this time!

So here we go again

This evening I'm bestowing satin pillowcases to complement the sheets. I think you are very much ready to GØ»»»

You Sir are on my Christmas gift list and i am on my marks, get set……wait for it!!

Is your first stop at LíttlemíssmístressK's lap?

It looks like it but I am not greedy there is plenty of room for more.

Such fine bed linen should be shared Nero"

Yes do join us Nero plenty of room and I'm like a hot water bottle so you'll not be cold

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By *inAndTonic21Couple  over a year ago

Merseyside

Evening all and OP

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"...We have a reserve bottle for you, limited release batch in the lowest shelf but with the highest ABV proof.

·

Delightful mine host , but I must be careful.. I tend to wuddle fy mords after a few"

It's an honesty bar: 50p per noggin' ³

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By *inxy777Woman  over a year ago

essex

Evening all

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By *cflirtyMan  over a year ago

Hampshire


"1st!

Yeah!!

First always in my heart, oxondÅvina!

·

Hi Nerø

Hello Noc-Nocs

What news from this weather-beaten Isle?

Oh, it's very exciting. I had a lovely full-body shave last night. So I'm... very... smooooth...

How smooth? How smooth on the smooth-o-meter? Porcelain smooth?

Smoother than shite off a shiny shovel! "

Is that a wd40 shovel

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero good evening all I have been lurking the last past nights it’s your way with words that have taken me in you really are captivating

Åshley Cúmmîngs, ye of "***Clubs and parties only***", good evening. I long and yearn for the day that you will take exception for one time only and beguile me for a one-to-one victual.

·

anytime "

Don't tease with me your lip service. Your promises have to be immutable!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

Time for bed here, sleep well all and sweet dreams

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"1st!

Yeah!!

First always in my heart, oxondÅvina!

·

Hi Nerø

Hello Noc-Nocs

What news from this weather-beaten Isle?

Oh, it's very exciting. I had a lovely full-body shave last night. So I'm... very... smooooth...

How smooth? How smooth on the smooth-o-meter? Porcelain smooth?

Smoother than shite off a shiny shovel!

Is that a wd40 shovel "

You know it, honey!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Well I was promised monogrammed silk sheets last night . Perhaps there is someone who would like to share them with me this time!

So here we go again

This evening I'm bestowing satin pillowcases to complement the sheets. I think you are very much ready to GØ»»»

You Sir are on my Christmas gift list and i am on my marks, get set……wait for it!!

Is your first stop at LíttlemíssmístressK's lap?

It looks like it but I am not greedy there is plenty of room for more.

Such fine bed linen should be shared Nero"

In Australia they call bed linen "Manchester". Swing' told me that.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"(Nerø isn't the only one who has a whey with curds) "

There, I fixed it for you without even using the four letter acronym

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"(Nerø isn't the only one who has a whey with curds)

There, I fixed it for you without even using the four letter acronym "

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all and OP "

My favourite clear spirit, emblazoned with her finest décollatage. Good evening Gin/Sin and Tonic!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In

You are this evening's first gentleman on the Nocturnal. Good evening Stephen/Picklish. Are you well?

·

I’m well! Currently watching vigil.

Excited for a day off tomorrow

I'm not familiar with Vigil, other than a bedside vigil with a sickly loved one. However I shall wing it and Microsoft Bing™ it on the web.

Enjoy your day off. Who is the lucky 'meet'?"

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"(Nerø isn't the only one who has a whey with curds)

There, I fixed it for you without even using the four letter acronym "

Oh dear, did I muff it? Thanks my herø.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all "

Still better than the previous 776 prototypes, _inxy777. Good evening my dårling. I shall say no more.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In

You are this evening's first gentleman on the Nocturnal. Good evening Stephen/Picklish. Are you well?

I’m well! Currently watching vigil.

Excited for a day off tomorrow

Ooh am excited for Vigil! Loved the first series, it was fantastically ridiculous

"

So far season 2 is great too.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Time for bed here, sleep well all and sweet dreams "

Good night LíttlemíssmístressK. Thank you for your salacious presence!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"1st!

Yeah!!

First always in my heart, oxondÅvina!

·

Hi Nerø

Hello Noc-Nocs

What news from this weather-beaten Isle?

Oh, it's very exciting. I had a lovely full-body shave last night. So I'm... very... smooooth...

How smooth? How smooth on the smooth-o-meter? Porcelain smooth?

Smoother than shite off a shiny shovel!

Is that a wd40 shovel

You know it, honey! "

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Time for bed here, sleep well all and sweet dreams

Good night LíttlemíssmístressK. Thank you for your salacious presence!"

Good night

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"In

You are this evening's first gentleman on the Nocturnal. Good evening Stephen/Picklish. Are you well?

·

I’m well! Currently watching vigil.

Excited for a day off tomorrow

I'm not familiar with Vigil, other than a bedside vigil with a sickly loved one. However I shall wing it and Microsoft Bing™ it on the web.

Enjoy your day off. Who is the lucky 'meet'?

·

"

You lothario, you!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Time for bed here, sleep well all and sweet dreams

Good night LíttlemíssmístressK. Thank you for your salacious presence!

Good night "

Good night and pleasant dreams

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"(Nerø isn't the only one who has a whey with curds)

There, I fixed it for you without even using the four letter acronym

·

Oh dear, did I muff it? Thanks my herø. "

You did, my little miss "muff it".

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By *inAndTonic21Couple  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Evening all and OP

My favourite clear spirit, emblazoned with her finest décollatage. Good evening Gin/Sin and Tonic! "

Haha that made me laugh!! Hope you are well xx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair

I've finally caught up!

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By *inxy777Woman  over a year ago

essex


"Evening all

Still better than the previous 776 prototypes, _inxy777. Good evening my dårling. I shall say no more. "

Oh no please say more!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all and OP

My favourite clear spirit, emblazoned with her finest décollatage. Good evening Gin/Sin and Tonic!

·

Haha that made me laugh!! Hope you are well xx"

I'm very well, thank you ever so much for asking. I hope you are both fine and dandy.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all

Still better than the previous 776 prototypes, _inxy777. Good evening my dårling. I shall say no more.

·

Oh no please say more! "

Are you sure? Even my loquacity has limits. Hard limits.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening Nero good evening all I have been lurking the last past nights it’s your way with words that have taken me in you really are captivating

Åshley Cúmmîngs, ye of "***Clubs and parties only***", good evening. I long and yearn for the day that you will take exception for one time only and beguile me for a one-to-one victual.

·

anytime

Don't tease with me your lip service. Your promises have to be immutable! "

I am sure she is a Lady of her word, she told me I had a gorgeous bum. Never a truer word spoken

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy y'all

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By *inxy777Woman  over a year ago

essex


"Evening all

Still better than the previous 776 prototypes, _inxy777. Good evening my dårling. I shall say no more.

·

Oh no please say more!

Are you sure? Even my loquacity has limits. Hard limits. "

Positive! It's good to talk

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Howdy y'all "

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist from across the choppy pond. Are you well, Bill?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Howdy y'all

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist from across the choppy pond. Are you well, Bill?"

Every time you say this, I think of the Weather Monk in "This is Jinsy"

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist from across the choppy pond. Are you well, Bill?"

I'm good, reading and got the tube on, sad that my cowboys lost

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all

Still better than the previous 776 prototypes, _inxy777. Good evening my dårling. I shall say no more.

·

Oh no please say more!

Are you sure? Even my loquacity has limits. Hard limits.

·

Positive! It's good to talk "

It is! Dialogue is a great lubricant for lovers and paramours. May I be your † Paladin † for this evening?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Howdy y'all

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist from across the choppy pond. Are you well, Bill?

Every time you say this, I think of the Weather Monk in "This is Jinsy" "

I've never heard of the Weather Monk. Who is this mystical fellow?

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist from across the choppy pond. Are you well, Bill?

Every time you say this, I think of the Weather Monk in "This is Jinsy" "

? If you say so? I don't have much to open the conversation with so I go with the weather

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Howdy y'all

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist from across the choppy pond. Are you well, Bill? I'm good, reading and got the tube on, sad that my cowboys lost "

Cowboys? Was this a Plumbers versus Electricians symposium?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Howdy y'all

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist from across the choppy pond. Are you well, Bill?

Every time you say this, I think of the Weather Monk in "This is Jinsy" ? If you say so? I don't have much to open the conversation with so I go with the weather "

Haha!

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist from across the choppy pond. Are you well, Bill? I'm good, reading and got the tube on, sad that my cowboys lost

Cowboys? Was this a Plumbers versus Electricians symposium?"

the meat packers of green bay came down and boxed us up

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Howdy y'all

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist from across the choppy pond. Are you well, Bill? I'm good, reading and got the tube on, sad that my cowboys lost

Cowboys? Was this a Plumbers versus Electricians symposium?

·

the meat packers of green bay came down and boxed us up "

Ah, a carnivores' convention!

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By *inxy777Woman  over a year ago

essex


"Evening all

Still better than the previous 776 prototypes, _inxy777. Good evening my dårling. I shall say no more.

·

Oh no please say more!

Are you sure? Even my loquacity has limits. Hard limits.

·

Positive! It's good to talk

It is! Dialogue is a great lubricant for lovers and paramours. May I be your † Paladin † for this evening?"

You may, kind sir!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Good evening! A late entry here. What a day. Today I awoke in a hotel, far too early. In the 8 minutes it took to drive to Dad's, he escaped the house and I had to go looking for him This made it a very fine cut thing to get to the hospital appointment (first of the day). We then waited a long time (seemed like eons) and spent over 2.5hrs in the department. That meant my best laid plans of getting some work done before the afternoon round of appointments was completely buggered.

Dad didn't have breakfast and refused to eat lunch. One wonders why he's lost so much weight?! But still, the Powers That Be think he's ok living alone.

Herding cats around a hospital would have been easier and less stressful. But we survived!!

1.25hrs home in traffic. Fun.

Have then done about 5hrs work after my finishing time to catch up, just finished at 22:40.

Lovely day all round

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist from across the choppy pond. Are you well, Bill? I'm good, reading and got the tube on, sad that my cowboys lost

Cowboys? Was this a Plumbers versus Electricians symposium?

·

the meat packers of green bay came down and boxed us up

Ah, a carnivores' convention!"

our style of football

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Howdy y'all

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist from across the choppy pond. Are you well, Bill?

Every time you say this, I think of the Weather Monk in "This is Jinsy"

I've never heard of the Weather Monk. Who is this mystical fellow?"

He was this odd character who gave a sort of gobbledegook shipping forecast.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all

Still better than the previous 776 prototypes, _inxy777. Good evening my dårling. I shall say no more.

·

Oh no please say more!

Are you sure? Even my loquacity has limits. Hard limits.

·

Positive! It's good to talk

It is! Dialogue is a great lubricant for lovers and paramours. May I be your † Paladin † for this evening?

·

You may, kind sir! "

Oooft! And doubly² so!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening! A late entry here. What a day. Today I awoke in a hotel, far too early. In the 8 minutes it took to drive to Dad's, he escaped the house and I had to go looking for him This made it a very fine cut thing to get to the hospital appointment (first of the day). We then waited a long time (seemed like eons) and spent over 2.5hrs in the department. That meant my best laid plans of getting some work done before the afternoon round of appointments was completely buggered.

Dad didn't have breakfast and refused to eat lunch. One wonders why he's lost so much weight?! But still, the Powers That Be think he's ok living alone.

Herding cats around a hospital would have been easier and less stressful. But we survived!!

1.25hrs home in traffic. Fun.

Have then done about 5hrs work after my finishing time to catch up, just finished at 22:40.

Lovely day all round "

FFS KC², can't you just say a simplistic hello for once, like the rest of them? Brevity was never your strongest trait.

I jest of course.

I'm really sorry to hear about your parental tribulations and all the hospital issues. Sending much love. Xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

^^^No

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Howdy y'all

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist from across the choppy pond. Are you well, Bill?

Every time you say this, I think of the Weather Monk in "This is Jinsy"

I've never heard of the Weather Monk. Who is this mystical fellow?

He was this odd character who gave a sort of gobbledegook shipping forecast. "

The Shipping Forecast! Even Lesotho has a shipping forecast, which is odd for a landlocked country.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"^^^No "

Tårt.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"^^^No

Tårt. "

Twåt

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Howdy y'all

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist from across the choppy pond. Are you well, Bill?

Every time you say this, I think of the Weather Monk in "This is Jinsy"

I've never heard of the Weather Monk. Who is this mystical fellow?

He was this odd character who gave a sort of gobbledegook shipping forecast.

The Shipping Forecast! Even Lesotho has a shipping forecast, which is odd for a landlocked country."

lol! Lesotho was just over the border from my home province. It's not only landlocked, it's massively mountainous.

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist from across the choppy pond. Are you well, Bill?

Every time you say this, I think of the Weather Monk in "This is Jinsy"

I've never heard of the Weather Monk. Who is this mystical fellow?

He was this odd character who gave a sort of gobbledegook shipping forecast.

The Shipping Forecast! Even Lesotho has a shipping forecast, which is odd for a landlocked country."

they give us high wind advisory,

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman  over a year ago

Essex


"Howdy y'all

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist from across the choppy pond. Are you well, Bill?

Every time you say this, I think of the Weather Monk in "This is Jinsy"

I've never heard of the Weather Monk. Who is this mystical fellow?

He was this odd character who gave a sort of gobbledegook shipping forecast.

The Shipping Forecast! Even Lesotho has a shipping forecast, which is odd for a landlocked country.lol! Lesotho was just over the border from my home province. It's not only landlocked, it's massively mountainous. "

Ah the MistyPeaks of Lesotho

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"^^^No

Tårt.

Twåt "

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Howdy y'all

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist from across the choppy pond. Are you well, Bill?

Every time you say this, I think of the Weather Monk in "This is Jinsy"

I've never heard of the Weather Monk. Who is this mystical fellow?

He was this odd character who gave a sort of gobbledegook shipping forecast.

The Shipping Forecast! Even Lesotho has a shipping forecast, which is odd for a landlocked country.lol! Lesotho was just over the border from my home province. It's not only landlocked, it's massively mountainous.

Ah the MistyPeaks of Lesotho "

I drove up Sani Pass in the Drakensberg once - it didn't look anything like you...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jumping in to say hi to everyone old and new. Currently debating whether or not to finish off the last of the pizza I had delivered earlier, or save it for a breakfast of champions tomorrow (pepperoni for those who are wondering)

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Howdy y'all

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist from across the choppy pond. Are you well, Bill?

Every time you say this, I think of the Weather Monk in "This is Jinsy"

I've never heard of the Weather Monk. Who is this mystical fellow?

He was this odd character who gave a sort of gobbledegook shipping forecast.

The Shipping Forecast! Even Lesotho has a shipping forecast, which is odd for a landlocked country.lol! Lesotho was just over the border from my home province. It's not only landlocked, it's massively mountainous. "

Massively mountainous sounds like The Republic of Misty!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Howdy y'all

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist from across the choppy pond. Are you well, Bill?

Every time you say this, I think of the Weather Monk in "This is Jinsy"

I've never heard of the Weather Monk. Who is this mystical fellow?

He was this odd character who gave a sort of gobbledegook shipping forecast.

The Shipping Forecast! Even Lesotho has a shipping forecast, which is odd for a landlocked country.lol! Lesotho was just over the border from my home province. It's not only landlocked, it's massively mountainous.

Ah the MistyPeaks of Lesotho

I drove up Sani Pass in the Drakensberg once - it didn't look anything like you... "

I'm looking forward to the twin (Misty) peaks challenge.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman  over a year ago

Essex


"Jumping in to say hi to everyone old and new. Currently debating whether or not to finish off the last of the pizza I had delivered earlier, or save it for a breakfast of champions tomorrow (pepperoni for those who are wondering)"

I vote breakfast

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman  over a year ago

Essex


"Howdy y'all

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist from across the choppy pond. Are you well, Bill?

Every time you say this, I think of the Weather Monk in "This is Jinsy"

I've never heard of the Weather Monk. Who is this mystical fellow?

He was this odd character who gave a sort of gobbledegook shipping forecast.

The Shipping Forecast! Even Lesotho has a shipping forecast, which is odd for a landlocked country.lol! Lesotho was just over the border from my home province. It's not only landlocked, it's massively mountainous.

Ah the MistyPeaks of Lesotho

I drove up Sani Pass in the Drakensberg once - it didn't look anything like you...

I'm looking forward to the twin (Misty) peaks challenge. "

And I *am* a challenge

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jumping in to say hi to everyone old and new. Currently debating whether or not to finish off the last of the pizza I had delivered earlier, or save it for a breakfast of champions tomorrow (pepperoni for those who are wondering)

I vote breakfast "

I'm leaning towards this. Might just polish off some caramel shortbread tonight instead

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Howdy y'all

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist from across the choppy pond. Are you well, Bill?

Every time you say this, I think of the Weather Monk in "This is Jinsy"

I've never heard of the Weather Monk. Who is this mystical fellow?

He was this odd character who gave a sort of gobbledegook shipping forecast.

The Shipping Forecast! Even Lesotho has a shipping forecast, which is odd for a landlocked country.lol! Lesotho was just over the border from my home province. It's not only landlocked, it's massively mountainous.

Ah the MistyPeaks of Lesotho

I drove up Sani Pass in the Drakensberg once - it didn't look anything like you...

I'm looking forward to the twin (Misty) peaks challenge. "

As long as she doesn't end up wrapped in plastic, like Laura Palmer

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Jumping in to say hi to everyone old and new. Currently debating whether or not to finish off the last of the pizza I had delivered earlier, or save it for a breakfast of champions tomorrow (pepperoni for those who are wondering)"

A very good evening to —Kíss My Åxë—

I suggest that you follow your heart and do the needful until your appetite is well and truly sated.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Howdy y'all

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist from across the choppy pond. Are you well, Bill?

Every time you say this, I think of the Weather Monk in "This is Jinsy"

I've never heard of the Weather Monk. Who is this mystical fellow?

He was this odd character who gave a sort of gobbledegook shipping forecast.

The Shipping Forecast! Even Lesotho has a shipping forecast, which is odd for a landlocked country.lol! Lesotho was just over the border from my home province. It's not only landlocked, it's massively mountainous.

Ah the MistyPeaks of Lesotho

I drove up Sani Pass in the Drakensberg once - it didn't look anything like you...

I'm looking forward to the twin (Misty) peaks challenge.

And I *am* a challenge "

You are the pinnacle of my nocturnalistic desires, my pulchritude.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jumping in to say hi to everyone old and new. Currently debating whether or not to finish off the last of the pizza I had delivered earlier, or save it for a breakfast of champions tomorrow (pepperoni for those who are wondering)

A very good evening to —Kíss My Åxë—

I suggest that you follow your heart and do the needful until your appetite is well and truly sated. "

If I did that I'd have nothing left in the fridge at all, never mind just the pizza

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Howdy y'all

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist from across the choppy pond. Are you well, Bill?

Every time you say this, I think of the Weather Monk in "This is Jinsy"

I've never heard of the Weather Monk. Who is this mystical fellow?

He was this odd character who gave a sort of gobbledegook shipping forecast.

The Shipping Forecast! Even Lesotho has a shipping forecast, which is odd for a landlocked country.lol! Lesotho was just over the border from my home province. It's not only landlocked, it's massively mountainous.

Ah the MistyPeaks of Lesotho

I drove up Sani Pass in the Drakensberg once - it didn't look anything like you...

I'm looking forward to the twin (Misty) peaks challenge.

As long as she doesn't end up wrapped in plastic, like Laura Palmer "

I had to Google™ this. It's before my time, my darling relic.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Jumping in to say hi to everyone old and new. Currently debating whether or not to finish off the last of the pizza I had delivered earlier, or save it for a breakfast of champions tomorrow (pepperoni for those who are wondering)

A very good evening to —Kíss My Åxë—

I suggest that you follow your heart and do the needful until your appetite is well and truly sated.

·

If I did that I'd have nothing left in the fridge at all, never mind just the pizza "

Do you have an insatiable appetite?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman  over a year ago

Essex


"Howdy y'all

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist from across the choppy pond. Are you well, Bill?

Every time you say this, I think of the Weather Monk in "This is Jinsy"

I've never heard of the Weather Monk. Who is this mystical fellow?

He was this odd character who gave a sort of gobbledegook shipping forecast.

The Shipping Forecast! Even Lesotho has a shipping forecast, which is odd for a landlocked country.lol! Lesotho was just over the border from my home province. It's not only landlocked, it's massively mountainous.

Ah the MistyPeaks of Lesotho

I drove up Sani Pass in the Drakensberg once - it didn't look anything like you...

I'm looking forward to the twin (Misty) peaks challenge.

As long as she doesn't end up wrapped in plastic, like Laura Palmer "

Damn fine coffee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jumping in to say hi to everyone old and new. Currently debating whether or not to finish off the last of the pizza I had delivered earlier, or save it for a breakfast of champions tomorrow (pepperoni for those who are wondering)

A very good evening to —Kíss My Åxë—

I suggest that you follow your heart and do the needful until your appetite is well and truly sated.

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If I did that I'd have nothing left in the fridge at all, never mind just the pizza

Do you have an insatiable appetite?"

That depends. Are we still talking about food here?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Howdy y'all

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist from across the choppy pond. Are you well, Bill?

Every time you say this, I think of the Weather Monk in "This is Jinsy"

I've never heard of the Weather Monk. Who is this mystical fellow?

He was this odd character who gave a sort of gobbledegook shipping forecast.

The Shipping Forecast! Even Lesotho has a shipping forecast, which is odd for a landlocked country.lol! Lesotho was just over the border from my home province. It's not only landlocked, it's massively mountainous.

Ah the MistyPeaks of Lesotho

I drove up Sani Pass in the Drakensberg once - it didn't look anything like you...

I'm looking forward to the twin (Misty) peaks challenge.

As long as she doesn't end up wrapped in plastic, like Laura Palmer

I had to Google™ this. It's before my time, my darling relic. "

Omg! You called me old!

Yesh, fair enough...

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

There's a restaurant chain over here called twin peaks

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Howdy y'all

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist from across the choppy pond. Are you well, Bill?

Every time you say this, I think of the Weather Monk in "This is Jinsy"

I've never heard of the Weather Monk. Who is this mystical fellow?

He was this odd character who gave a sort of gobbledegook shipping forecast.

The Shipping Forecast! Even Lesotho has a shipping forecast, which is odd for a landlocked country.lol! Lesotho was just over the border from my home province. It's not only landlocked, it's massively mountainous.

Ah the MistyPeaks of Lesotho

I drove up Sani Pass in the Drakensberg once - it didn't look anything like you...

I'm looking forward to the twin (Misty) peaks challenge.

As long as she doesn't end up wrapped in plastic, like Laura Palmer

Damn fine coffee "

And that cherry pie...

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman  over a year ago

Essex


"Howdy y'all

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist from across the choppy pond. Are you well, Bill?

Every time you say this, I think of the Weather Monk in "This is Jinsy"

I've never heard of the Weather Monk. Who is this mystical fellow?

He was this odd character who gave a sort of gobbledegook shipping forecast.

The Shipping Forecast! Even Lesotho has a shipping forecast, which is odd for a landlocked country.lol! Lesotho was just over the border from my home province. It's not only landlocked, it's massively mountainous.

Ah the MistyPeaks of Lesotho

I drove up Sani Pass in the Drakensberg once - it didn't look anything like you...

I'm looking forward to the twin (Misty) peaks challenge.

As long as she doesn't end up wrapped in plastic, like Laura Palmer

Damn fine coffee

And that cherry pie... "

God I miss that show

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Howdy y'all

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist from across the choppy pond. Are you well, Bill?

Every time you say this, I think of the Weather Monk in "This is Jinsy"

I've never heard of the Weather Monk. Who is this mystical fellow?

He was this odd character who gave a sort of gobbledegook shipping forecast.

The Shipping Forecast! Even Lesotho has a shipping forecast, which is odd for a landlocked country.lol! Lesotho was just over the border from my home province. It's not only landlocked, it's massively mountainous.

Ah the MistyPeaks of Lesotho

I drove up Sani Pass in the Drakensberg once - it didn't look anything like you...

I'm looking forward to the twin (Misty) peaks challenge.

As long as she doesn't end up wrapped in plastic, like Laura Palmer

Damn fine coffee

And that cherry pie... "

Damn, I can see myself as a character in Twin Peaks: UK.

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By *ornyfriendlygentlemanMan  over a year ago

Mid-Sussex

Good evening keeping my eyelids open with match sticks

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman  over a year ago

Essex


"Howdy y'all

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist from across the choppy pond. Are you well, Bill?

Every time you say this, I think of the Weather Monk in "This is Jinsy"

I've never heard of the Weather Monk. Who is this mystical fellow?

He was this odd character who gave a sort of gobbledegook shipping forecast.

The Shipping Forecast! Even Lesotho has a shipping forecast, which is odd for a landlocked country.lol! Lesotho was just over the border from my home province. It's not only landlocked, it's massively mountainous.

Ah the MistyPeaks of Lesotho

I drove up Sani Pass in the Drakensberg once - it didn't look anything like you...

I'm looking forward to the twin (Misty) peaks challenge.

As long as she doesn't end up wrapped in plastic, like Laura Palmer

Damn fine coffee

And that cherry pie...

Damn, I can see myself as a character in Twin Peaks: UK. "

Not Mrs Palmer!!!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman  over a year ago

Essex


"Howdy y'all

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist from across the choppy pond. Are you well, Bill?

Every time you say this, I think of the Weather Monk in "This is Jinsy"

I've never heard of the Weather Monk. Who is this mystical fellow?

He was this odd character who gave a sort of gobbledegook shipping forecast.

The Shipping Forecast! Even Lesotho has a shipping forecast, which is odd for a landlocked country.lol! Lesotho was just over the border from my home province. It's not only landlocked, it's massively mountainous.

Ah the MistyPeaks of Lesotho

I drove up Sani Pass in the Drakensberg once - it didn't look anything like you...

I'm looking forward to the twin (Misty) peaks challenge.

As long as she doesn't end up wrapped in plastic, like Laura Palmer

Damn fine coffee

And that cherry pie...

Damn, I can see myself as a character in Twin Peaks: UK.

Not Mrs Palmer!!!

"

Bagsy I get to be Audrey

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Howdy y'all

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist from across the choppy pond. Are you well, Bill?

Every time you say this, I think of the Weather Monk in "This is Jinsy"

I've never heard of the Weather Monk. Who is this mystical fellow?

He was this odd character who gave a sort of gobbledegook shipping forecast.

The Shipping Forecast! Even Lesotho has a shipping forecast, which is odd for a landlocked country.lol! Lesotho was just over the border from my home province. It's not only landlocked, it's massively mountainous.

Ah the MistyPeaks of Lesotho

I drove up Sani Pass in the Drakensberg once - it didn't look anything like you...

I'm looking forward to the twin (Misty) peaks challenge.

As long as she doesn't end up wrapped in plastic, like Laura Palmer

Damn fine coffee

And that cherry pie...

God I miss that show"

Truly groundbreaking telly. I've got it on DVD.

TP:The Return was mindblowing as well.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Howdy y'all

It's Wíldbïllkìd! Our resident meteorologist from across the choppy pond. Are you well, Bill?

Every time you say this, I think of the Weather Monk in "This is Jinsy"

I've never heard of the Weather Monk. Who is this mystical fellow?

He was this odd character who gave a sort of gobbledegook shipping forecast.

The Shipping Forecast! Even Lesotho has a shipping forecast, which is odd for a landlocked country.lol! Lesotho was just over the border from my home province. It's not only landlocked, it's massively mountainous.

Ah the MistyPeaks of Lesotho

I drove up Sani Pass in the Drakensberg once - it didn't look anything like you...

I'm looking forward to the twin (Misty) peaks challenge.

As long as she doesn't end up wrapped in plastic, like Laura Palmer

Damn fine coffee

And that cherry pie...

Damn, I can see myself as a character in Twin Peaks: UK.

Not Mrs Palmer!!!

Bagsy I get to be Audrey "

I suspect I'm the log lady!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening keeping my eyelids open with match sticks "

Evening felicitations to Friendlygentleman, par excellence. I hope you are well? Are you not ready for counting sheep and drifting off into a deep slumber?

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By *ornyfriendlygentlemanMan  over a year ago

Mid-Sussex

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair

It's the Mïdnïght Høur/ ØØ:ØØhrs!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman  over a year ago

Essex

Night night all.

Xxx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Night night all.

Xxx"

Good night Místy!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Night night all.

Xxx"

Goodnight Audrey

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London

Evening all. Nice to read you. Xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Evening all. Nice to read you. Xx "

Good evening and goodnight! I should sleep

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"Evening all. Nice to read you. Xx

Good evening and goodnight! I should sleep "

Night night lovely xx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair

It's your fella, Estella. Good evening. However I'm now lying in bed beckoning the Zzzz and dreaming of electric sheep.

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"It's your fella, Estella. Good evening. However I'm now lying in bed beckoning the Zzzz and dreaming of electric sheep."

Sleep tight beautiful man x

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"It's your fella, Estella. Good evening. However I'm now lying in bed beckoning the Zzzz and dreaming of electric sheep.

·

Sleep tight beautiful man x"

Still here....just about.

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"It's your fella, Estella. Good evening. However I'm now lying in bed beckoning the Zzzz and dreaming of electric sheep.

·

Sleep tight beautiful man x

Still here....just about."

Shall I tuck you in?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"It's your fella, Estella. Good evening. However I'm now lying in bed beckoning the Zzzz and dreaming of electric sheep.

·

Sleep tight beautiful man x

Still here....just about.

Shall I tuck you in?"

I was going to ask you to pen for me a sonnet but tucking me in is the next best thing. xx

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"It's your fella, Estella. Good evening. However I'm now lying in bed beckoning the Zzzz and dreaming of electric sheep.

·

Sleep tight beautiful man x

Still here....just about.

Shall I tuck you in?

I was going to ask you to pen for me a sonnet but tucking me in is the next best thing. xx"

That time of year thou mayst in me behold

When yellow leaves, or none, or few, do hang

Upon those boughs which shake against the cold,

Bare ruin'd choirs, where late the sweet birds sang.

In me thou see'st the twilight of such day

As after sunset fadeth in the west,

Which by and by black night doth take away,

Death's second self, that seals up all in rest.

In me thou see'st the glowing of such fire

That on the ashes of his youth doth lie,

As the death-bed whereon it must expire,

Consum'd with that which it was nourish'd by.

This thou perceiv'st, which makes thy love more strong,

To love that well which thou must leave ere long.

Shakespeare (not me!)

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"It's your fella, Estella. Good evening. However I'm now lying in bed beckoning the Zzzz and dreaming of electric sheep.

·

Sleep tight beautiful man x

Still here....just about.

Shall I tuck you in?

I was going to ask you to pen for me a sonnet but tucking me in is the next best thing. xx

That time of year thou mayst in me behold

When yellow leaves, or none, or few, do hang

Upon those boughs which shake against the cold,

Bare ruin'd choirs, where late the sweet birds sang.

In me thou see'st the twilight of such day

As after sunset fadeth in the west,

Which by and by black night doth take away,

Death's second self, that seals up all in rest.

In me thou see'st the glowing of such fire

That on the ashes of his youth doth lie,

As the death-bed whereon it must expire,

Consum'd with that which it was nourish'd by.

This thou perceiv'st, which makes thy love more strong,

To love that well which thou must leave ere long.

Shakespeare (not me!)

"

This is what makes you so unsurpassed. Thank you, Es'tella.

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"It's your fella, Estella. Good evening. However I'm now lying in bed beckoning the Zzzz and dreaming of electric sheep.

·

Sleep tight beautiful man x

Still here....just about.

Shall I tuck you in?

I was going to ask you to pen for me a sonnet but tucking me in is the next best thing. xx

That time of year thou mayst in me behold

When yellow leaves, or none, or few, do hang

Upon those boughs which shake against the cold,

Bare ruin'd choirs, where late the sweet birds sang.

In me thou see'st the twilight of such day

As after sunset fadeth in the west,

Which by and by black night doth take away,

Death's second self, that seals up all in rest.

In me thou see'st the glowing of such fire

That on the ashes of his youth doth lie,

As the death-bed whereon it must expire,

Consum'd with that which it was nourish'd by.

This thou perceiv'st, which makes thy love more strong,

To love that well which thou must leave ere long.

Shakespeare (not me!)

This is what makes you so unsurpassed. Thank you, Es'tella."

Let’s go for a drink sometime.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"It's your fella, Estella. Good evening. However I'm now lying in bed beckoning the Zzzz and dreaming of electric sheep.

·

Sleep tight beautiful man x

Still here....just about.

Shall I tuck you in?

I was going to ask you to pen for me a sonnet but tucking me in is the next best thing. xx

That time of year thou mayst in me behold

When yellow leaves, or none, or few, do hang

Upon those boughs which shake against the cold,

Bare ruin'd choirs, where late the sweet birds sang.

In me thou see'st the twilight of such day

As after sunset fadeth in the west,

Which by and by black night doth take away,

Death's second self, that seals up all in rest.

In me thou see'st the glowing of such fire

That on the ashes of his youth doth lie,

As the death-bed whereon it must expire,

Consum'd with that which it was nourish'd by.

This thou perceiv'st, which makes thy love more strong,

To love that well which thou must leave ere long.

Shakespeare (not me!)

This is what makes you so unsurpassed. Thank you, Es'tella.

Let’s go for a drink sometime."

I'm not sure which one of you is smoother...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"It's your fella, Estella. Good evening. However I'm now lying in bed beckoning the Zzzz and dreaming of electric sheep.

·

Sleep tight beautiful man x

Still here....just about.

Shall I tuck you in?

I was going to ask you to pen for me a sonnet but tucking me in is the next best thing. xx

That time of year thou mayst in me behold

When yellow leaves, or none, or few, do hang

Upon those boughs which shake against the cold,

Bare ruin'd choirs, where late the sweet birds sang.

In me thou see'st the twilight of such day

As after sunset fadeth in the west,

Which by and by black night doth take away,

Death's second self, that seals up all in rest.

In me thou see'st the glowing of such fire

That on the ashes of his youth doth lie,

As the death-bed whereon it must expire,

Consum'd with that which it was nourish'd by.

This thou perceiv'st, which makes thy love more strong,

To love that well which thou must leave ere long.

Shakespeare (not me!)

This is what makes you so unsurpassed. Thank you, Es'tella.

Let’s go for a drink sometime."

Absolutely.

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"It's your fella, Estella. Good evening. However I'm now lying in bed beckoning the Zzzz and dreaming of electric sheep.

·

Sleep tight beautiful man x

Still here....just about.

Shall I tuck you in?

I was going to ask you to pen for me a sonnet but tucking me in is the next best thing. xx

That time of year thou mayst in me behold

When yellow leaves, or none, or few, do hang

Upon those boughs which shake against the cold,

Bare ruin'd choirs, where late the sweet birds sang.

In me thou see'st the twilight of such day

As after sunset fadeth in the west,

Which by and by black night doth take away,

Death's second self, that seals up all in rest.

In me thou see'st the glowing of such fire

That on the ashes of his youth doth lie,

As the death-bed whereon it must expire,

Consum'd with that which it was nourish'd by.

This thou perceiv'st, which makes thy love more strong,

To love that well which thou must leave ere long.

Shakespeare (not me!)

This is what makes you so unsurpassed. Thank you, Es'tella.

Let’s go for a drink sometime.

I'm not sure which one of you is smoother... "

Nero, undoubtedly.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"It's your fella, Estella. Good evening. However I'm now lying in bed beckoning the Zzzz and dreaming of electric sheep.

·

Sleep tight beautiful man x

Still here....just about.

Shall I tuck you in?

I was going to ask you to pen for me a sonnet but tucking me in is the next best thing. xx

That time of year thou mayst in me behold

When yellow leaves, or none, or few, do hang

Upon those boughs which shake against the cold,

Bare ruin'd choirs, where late the sweet birds sang.

In me thou see'st the twilight of such day

As after sunset fadeth in the west,

Which by and by black night doth take away,

Death's second self, that seals up all in rest.

In me thou see'st the glowing of such fire

That on the ashes of his youth doth lie,

As the death-bed whereon it must expire,

Consum'd with that which it was nourish'd by.

This thou perceiv'st, which makes thy love more strong,

To love that well which thou must leave ere long.

Shakespeare (not me!)

This is what makes you so unsurpassed. Thank you, Es'tella.

Let’s go for a drink sometime.

I'm not sure which one of you is smoother... "

You, obviously.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair

Great Noc'ing everyone.

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