So im aware of the upside down pineapple and tying a carrier bag to the front of your trolley and that a unicorn means you are the 3rd to a couple...
However I just got to wondering what other symbols and signs exist to denote someone is a swinger or open to encounters of a liberal kind when they are displayed in public... My weekly supermarket run is due and I think I'm building up an allergy with my pineapple consumption.... |
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I would walk around with my knob out but it's cold down the fresh isle and my knob is small enough at the best of times 
Has anyone ever got a meet by having a pineapple in a shopping trolly ? I very much doubt it.
I did once buy Durex, pineapple, mouthwash & a bottle of wine as we rushed out to a meet, I did get a cheeky smile from the checkout lady |
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We have a pineapple gatepost on the drive and an upside down pineapple doormat.
Sadly it hasn’t caused anyone to declare themselves as a swinger at the door yet.!
Must try harder, possibly a unicorn statue in the garden… |
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So how does the carrier bag go on the front of the trolley? Do we thread it through the bars or does it do the same job just sitting in the front compartment?
Should it be full or empty?
Details man!!! Details! |
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"We have a pineapple gatepost on the drive and an upside down pineapple doormat.
Sadly it hasn’t caused anyone to declare themselves as a swinger at the door yet.!
Must try harder, possibly a unicorn statue in the garden… "
unicorn statue you say? oh please let it be little and ginger 
in answer to the OP.. my anklet, my necklace, and the 'im a unicorn, come and fuck me' flashing neon sign that floats above my head at all times. Px  |
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"We have a pineapple gatepost on the drive and an upside down pineapple doormat.
Sadly it hasn’t caused anyone to declare themselves as a swinger at the door yet.!
Must try harder, possibly a unicorn statue in the garden…
unicorn statue you say? oh please let it be little and ginger
in answer to the OP.. my anklet, my necklace, and the 'im a unicorn, come and fuck me' flashing neon sign that floats above my head at all times. Px "
…….. searches Amazon for small ginger unicorn statue…… x |
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"So I'm aware of the upside down pineapple and tying a carrier bag to the front of your trolley..."
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What if you have no trolley and instead shop via Ocado or Waitrose online? Is there an online symbolic equivalent? |
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"So I'm aware of the upside down pineapple and tying a carrier bag to the front of your trolley...
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What if you have no trolley and instead shop via Ocado or Waitrose online? Is there an online symbolic equivalent?"
A great big “I’M A SWINGER” neon sign… the delivery driver will find you much more easily…  |
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"So how does the carrier bag go on the front of the trolley? Do we thread it through the bars or does it do the same job just sitting in the front compartment?
Should it be full or empty?
Details man!!! Details!"
Never done it and only did the upside pineapple once tbh
I'm just rembering my granny had a pampas grass in her garden, RIP. But also now feeling a bit sick |
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I'm just rembering my granny had a pampas grass in her garden, RIP. But also now feeling a bit sick"
Aye, yer granny getting pumped by a train of horny younger men isn’t the way you’d want to remember her. But at least you know was fulfilled. |
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"So I'm aware of the upside down pineapple and tying a carrier bag to the front of your trolley...
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What if you have no trolley and instead shop via Ocado or Waitrose online? Is there an online symbolic equivalent?
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A great big “I’M A SWINGER” neon sign… the delivery driver will find you much more easily… "
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This is the best recommendation so far, thank you. In fact it's the only recommendation, therefore it's "best" by default.  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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Swingers who enjoy dogging have those fish symbols on the backs of their cars.
Always worth approaching them if you see them out and about and tapping the side of the drivers or passengers window with your bell end. |
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"We have a pineapple gatepost on the drive and an upside down pineapple doormat.
Sadly it hasn’t caused anyone to declare themselves as a swinger at the door yet.!
Must try harder, possibly a unicorn statue in the garden… "
Or just put up a sign post down the road that says 'swingers this way!'  lol |
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Evie
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I think there aren't half as many signs as people wish there were 