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By *mf123 OP Man
over a year ago
with one foot out the door |
FACT
If you put on a generic shit to average scottish accent (jimmy krankie wont cut it) and say this phrase
You will never fail FACT
I think im going to slide my hand between your thighs while the other pins you firmly
Before pushing myself up close and energetically humping your shin like a horny wippet
You will deffo get laid that day
Ps deniers are liers
What other guarantees can you folks offer
          enjoy your monday folks im outta here pps no scottish people were harmed in the making of this thread
Anyone affected by this can call some charity that can help i dont know of |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a guarantee, if I leave my bucket on my head I have half a chance of a shag.
If I remove it during said shag I will probably get screamed at then stabbed, the police would call it justifiable homicide. So no charges against you. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
I can guarantee that if you accidentally drop your mobile in a canal then you've got fuck all chance of managing to fish it out with a net and all you'll end up with are muddy clothes, fucked trainers and endless twigs, cans and rocks in your net.
Yep.
I did that.......  |
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"I can guarantee that if you accidentally drop your mobile in a canal then you've got fuck all chance of managing to fish it out with a net and all you'll end up with are muddy clothes, fucked trainers and endless twigs, cans and rocks in your net.
Yep.
I did that....... "
I shouldn't laugh but that did make me giggle  |
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By *mf123 OP Man
over a year ago
with one foot out the door |
"I can guarantee that if you accidentally drop your mobile in a canal then you've got fuck all chance of managing to fish it out with a net and all you'll end up with are muddy clothes, fucked trainers and endless twigs, cans and rocks in your net.
Yep.
I did that....... "
thats taking water damage to the extreme sorry for your loss |
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