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What are the real, genuine, or imaginary women up to?
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By *ewcatWoman
over a year ago
Berkshire |
It’s been an on going battle for the last few hours. I thought it would take half hour. I wasn’t prepared to be wrangling it for hours.
Im never using one again, my hands hurt. I’ve given up im throwing it in the bin. |
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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago
Redhill |
I am a 50 year old man in my Nan’s box room. Yes, she is still alive.
Currently plucking out chin hairs with my fingernails and finding new ways and poses to take photos and catfish people and show I’m not genuine at all.
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"I'm a figment of your imagination. I'm currently watching TV in a stinky hotel room, rueing the fact I don't use perfume. I need to spray something pleasant smelling here 
oh god that's grim"
Honestly, it really, REALLY smells. There are no alternative accessible rooms available. Obviously. |
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By *lder.Woman
over a year ago
Not Local |
"Laying about looking pretty and helpless sat with my tricky jars hoping that a man comes along to open them for me 
...Or am I?
#ShröedingersWoman
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Just use a rubber glove. Then you can be sat crunching on pickled onions when the men turn up. |
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"In bed. I had a very unsuccessful wank. Couldn’t quite get myself over the line so it just ended up with me unintentionally edging myself and now I’m in a terrible mood. What are you up to? "
Watching the ICJ.
I know how to have fun |
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"Laying in bed airing my arse because I’m hot. Albeit my feet are cold.
You did ask! 
I thought the next full moon wasn’t till the 25th. 
It came early (story of my life)  "
Don't you just hate a full moon that comes prematurely? |
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